Ask Heero (A Real Advice Column)

[Heero]

Well, I dont often get to listen to music, but when I do, my options are open wide. I do not like country or boy bands. Speaking of boybands, does anyone know what happened to 98 Degrees? I do. Let's just say they won't be around for a while.

And what are you doing with a plushie Heero? I can only imagine how you are defouling it. That is disturbing. You are disturbed. Disturbed in the head.

[Shooting Gundam Star]

What ever Cuddle bunny. *Gose back to defoling Heero baised belongings*

[SimplyTurquoise]

Another Update: I knew he was up to something...

My brother must have come in my room sometime earlier today and stolen my most precious of all cherished items!

My diary...

Leaving me a note on my desk stating the following: You won't get either Mr. Fuzzles or your journal back until you return my 'educational' magazines.

We are to negotiate tonight, but as you can see, he has the upperhand as of now. I'm looking for an opportunity to invade his room sometime before then. If not to obtain my belongings, to at least gains some leverage over the big scum bag.

In the mean time, I have gone ahead and hidden everything else I hold dear to me. Making it difficult for him to use any more of my items against me.

I'll update you on the negotiations and my progress in gaining some leverage over him.

SimplyTurquoise!!!

PS: Would deflating his tires be considered crossing the line?

[Shooting Gundam Star]

PS: Would deflating his tires be considered crossing the line?

No

[Kaili Charmer]

I agree with Shooting Gundam Star. When it comes to the diary, deflating tires doesn't seem like such an overpowerment. More like an anger vent.

[Shooting Gundam Star]

Dear Heero,

I have a real question for you this time. There's this boy I like, youe see and I kind of think he likes me back, just not in the way I like him. It's more like I love him and he sees me as no more than a friend. What do I do? How do I tell him my feelings? And what if I do tell him and he starts to hate me? Help me please!

PS: You still have not awnsered my firts question.

[Heero]

Simply Turquoise, trust me. Unless you have very terrable secrets you are hiding in there, you DO have the upper hand. One thing that being involved in the Opperation Meteor situation was, Duo is afraid of people finding hid porn. Everyone has the same effect. So don't worry, you are still ahead.

And to Shooting Gundam Star, my advice would be to stay quiet and continue waiting. Just do more things with him and go more places together. Eventually, if you too are in close quarters for a while, both of you will grow closer. But if you do wish to tell him, be prepared. It can either put you close together, or tear you both apart.

And I refuse to answer your first question. And on a side note, I will not answer any questions about my love life with Relena, my bunny suit, or any other questions I don't feel like giving an answer to.

[Shooting Gundam Star]

THANK YOU SUNGGLE BUNNY! *Goes back to Heero baised belongings*

[SimplyTurquoise]

How terrible a secret are we talking?!!? Eh heh heh... Er...

Negotiations did not go as well as I had hoped. He is demanding that his 'educational' magazines must be returned, and only then will Mr. Fuzzles be returned. But the diary is still up in the air... I, in return for my diary, must give in to other demands...

I said I would consider it, depending wholly on what those demands are...

The Mr. Fuzzles deal has not been sealed yet... my want of keeping the upperhand!

The tire fiasco over whether to do so... or not to do so... well lets just say, my dear old father left some nails so conviently placed on the drive way, as there is no other explanation for why one of his tires has deflated.

No need to worry about a spare tire... His ego when it comes to his superior driving, and never needing anything of the such has paid off well for my own benefit. He'll be using his old bike for the next few days...

I'll update you sometime again... right now... he is out and I need to do a bit of investigating for some leverage!

SimplyTurquoise

[Melville's Best Friend]

Turq, I'mo come to your aid.

Me and my alter-ego La'Shantwanda is gon' fix your situation up REALLLLLLLLL good.

You must know; I have a brother. Oh yes. And I'm his elder. I know how the elder sibling's mind works. Oh yes. I do.

But, because Heero will most likely assist you better, I shall wait until you say "MELLIE!!!! COME HELP ME!!!!"

And you can bet my darling bundle of puppy joy Bob, I will.

^__^

And, Yuy, you never answered my question. But for the pukk of me, I can't remember what it was...