
Love is War
PG-13 (for language)
1xR?
word count: 100! (including title)
"Oh my god, you fucking killed him!"
"Oh please, Duo. As if a hit on the face from me could kill the great Heero Yuy."
"You hit him with your briefcase, Relena."
"So? The son of a bitch deserved it."
"Your titanium briefcase, Relena."
"I just put him to sleep for a while. The bastard should be thanking me."
"I'm sure he would if he were freaking conscious."
"Unh…"
"What the heck? Heero?"
"Heero? Are you okay, buddy?"
"Dammit, don't you know when to stay down, Yuy?"
"Love is war, Relena. And I never lose a battle."