[Ficlet ~ PG-13] Junk Mail

[wingzerosnuggles]

Title: Junk Mail
Continuity: Nonsensical Nuances
Length: Ficlet
Pairings: 1xR
Prompt: None
Teaser: It was true that she'd been told that she had a lot of balls for a woman but this was ridiculous.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5141105/27/ ... al_Nuances

Disclaimer: GW = not mine.

Nonsensical Nuances
by mistress amethyst une

Junk Mail

Relena wondered how spam mail kept ending up in her already over-cluttered inbox. And it wasn't ordinary spam either. It was...suggestive.

Not that it was the sort of suggestion that would appeal to her. No, not at all. It was true that she'd been told that she had a lot of balls for a woman but this was ridiculous. Why in heaven's name did someone feel the need to flood her e-mail with ads implying she needed a penis enlargement?

Heero walked in on his fianc?e furiously clicking to purge her inbox of the unwanted messages. It seemed the news he brought wouldn't be new to her.

"There's been a breach in ESUN's firewall," he said, watching how her brows furrowed in frustration as she continued her clicking spree. "I already ran a program to halt the attack so it's unlikely you'll be spammed again."

"Quite a lot got through before you solved the problem though," she spat, still irate as she sifted through messages, trying to distinguish what was important and what was crap. She was half tempted to just delete everything.

He cleared his throat. "I'm aware that the spam is of a vulgar sort. Highly offensive?"

"It depends. Maybe if I was male..."

"Hn?"

"Penis enlargement ads," she sighed. "Honestly, do I look like I have a-"

She cut herself off, a blush coloring her cheeks. Asking her husband-to-be to answer that was- Well, it was strange and...just not right!

"No," he stated plainly. "If you did, I'm quite sure I'd know by now."

He had no idea why she pelted him with mints from the candy dish after that. No clue at all.

[Elyn Yuy]

ROFL LMAO

Too funny!