Why he did it...

[Adaon]

a/n I needed to write something, so I did, a quick little silly short to get the muse in gear once again.

1/R dialog.
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"Heero, I think that-"

"No." He cut her off instantly, there was no cruelness in his voice, just a decisive and resounding statement of fact."

"You don't even know what I was going to ask!"

"I know you've been talking to Duo. Allow me to preemptively refuse any activities that involve cameras, ducks, or pudding."

"You forgot cool whip."

"No, I didn't. That would preclude strawberry shortcake, and I NEVER preclude strawberry shortcake."

"... ok that's a fair point. But Heero-!"

"No, whatever it is there is no good reason to do it."

"Ah ha! But you are wrong, there IS a good reason!"

"I know I'm going to regret this, but what might that be?"

"For the lulz Heero, for the lulz!"

Let the record reflect there was no DOCUMENTED evidence that Heero cracked a smile when Une showed up to work with purple hair...