Continuity: Nonsensical Nuances
Length: Ficlet
Pairings: 1xR
Prompt: None
Teaser: "We first met online. End of story."
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5141105/28/ ... al_Nuances
Disclaimer: GW = not mine.
Author's Note: This one's a true drabble at exactly 100 words. Dialogue only.
Nonsensical Nuances
by mistress amethyst une
Speech Impediment
"We first met online. End of story."
"No one's going to buy that, and you know it. Come on! Gimme some material to work with. What happened to freedom of speech?"
"The president of the Earth Sphere Unified Nations is attending."
"So?"
"You can't make a speech about how you nearly killed the groom when you first met him. Never mind that you pointed a gun at the bride when you first met her."
"It's a cute story! She saved your life. And after all these years, I'm still the bad guy?"
"You elected yourself best man. Deal with it."