Heero?s Big Oops rated R

[Isobel]

Heero?s Big Oops
Disclaimer: I don?t own Gundam Wing
1xR a little Rated R anyone?.

Chapter one

He hadn?t seen her in years, four of them to be exact. But the girl he was looking at was most definitely Relena. Except she was taller, louder, and drunk. She had her hair done in large curls and she was in a pin stripped pencil skirt and a plain white button up shirt. And she was sitting across the table from Hilde Maxwell, a woman he definitely did not like. Relena?s voice was still soft and girlish and her laugh was attracting several of the men at the bar. It was a small professional?s bar; there was no dance floor, and a very long dark bar. It was adjacent to a French restaurant over a hotel lobby and courtyard. Everyone there was in dark suits or other attire. The two women were laughing at something a man had said to them before Hilde held up Relena?s hand. On it was a gleaming diamond.

Heero?s glass cracked in his hand.

Relena laughed and stood form her table. She told Hilde she would be right back before she walked out the front door. Just as she passed by the table she stumbled a little. She laughed again which attracted attention again.

Heero?s face went unnoticed.

Relena walked out of the front door without her purse. Heero?s mouth fell slightly. She had looked his direction, and her eyes had passed right through him. The Relena he knew had Yuy- Radar. The Relena he knew would have never settled for a man who wasn?t him.

Heero?s hand started to bleed.

Relena was just beyond the front doors. Hero could see her on a cell phone waving as a long black car pulled up to the curb. Heero watched as she pulled the phone down and waited excitedly for the traveler in the cab. A man stepped out. A man who could only be her fianc?, and the only reason Heero thought this was because Relena wrapped her body around the tall dark figure.

It reminded him of a night four years ago somewhere in South Africa. Heero was working as a Preventors special agent. His mission there was to guard Foreign vice minister Dorilen. He was the lead with Trowa in command and Duo at his side. They served as Relena?s personal guard. It had been several months since he had seen Relena due to other work. She had changed.

Relena had hired a Stylist, a makeup artist, and a masseuse. Heero knew because he had conducted their interviews. Heero could barely tell she had makeup on. Her depression was still leaking out under her bronzer. It had only been a week since she pulled the body of a child from the wreckage of a building. An unknown terrorist had destroyed the building in hopes of killing Relena. Instead the only fatality was a small brown haired blue eyed boy.

It had gotten to her. Heero decided to keep a closer eye on her when he saw her fidgeting with a steak knife. The dinner had looked dismal. He was not the only person aware of Relena?s condition. Others at the dinner had noticed her loose fitting clothes, and the way her eyes lacked their sparkle. Luckily it wasn?t a large or important dinner. Because she had gotten quite drunk.

Duo became distracted by a ?Hilde phone call?. She was yelling at him over his cell. And Trowa had gotten drunk as well. And Heero had finally stepped in when he saw Relena?s eyes glitter strangely towards Trowa who adopted a predatory lean in his stance.

Heero had dragged Relena away from Trowa and the party. She giggled the entire way. Heero resisted the urge to smack her over the head. She stumbled into her suite with Heero right behind her. Relena kicked off her shoes and stumbled over to the hutch in her room where she brought out a bottle of scotch. The one and only thing Heero would drink.
Relena demanded that Heero share a glass with her. They toasted the short stubby glasses.

?Cheers!? Relena said too loudly. ?To being strong enough to move a piece of concrete, but not strong enough to stick with your ideals.? She finished quietly downing the alcohol.

That?s when Relena started to cry. And somehow Heero found her in his arms. And then woke up naked in her bed the next day. Relena didn?t laugh that time. Heero never heard her leave the room. The flashback ended

Heero finally noticed his hand.

A small elfish hand reached under his now raised arm and sopped up the blood. Heero looked up and found himself inches away from a pair of ice blue smirking eyes. Duo?s usually surly wife was now sopping up his blood and laughing at him quietly.

?Perhaps we should go somewhere more private." she said slyly.

Heero tried his best not to growl but stood up and followed Hilde across the lobby and into the restaurant. She identified herself as Hilde Maxwell, Relena Darlian?s Campaign manager and they let her into an event room. Hilde motioned for Heero to come farther into the room after she entered, but Heero didn?t. He stood just as far across the threshold as she did. He glared, and she glared back.

?So.? Heero said. It was neither a question nor a statement. Between them, it was a challenge.

?What did you expect Heero? Really, they said you were intelligent. You let the most eligible girl on the earth go, in fact you actually drove her away with all your might. And you didn?t see this coming.?

?No I didn?t.? Heero?s glare only intensified.

?Come on, Relena isn?t even hard to please. Unless you?re a tactless mute.? Hilde said chuckling. ?Well do you want to meet him?? Here blue eyes sparkling mischievously.

Things had been very complicated for them after that night. Relena never called Heero, and it seemed that she never got his messages. They avoided each other for a week. Then Relena wore that beige Pencil skirt with the black lace ruffles in the back. It had been all Heero could do when he watched her saunter by in the hall. Memories of that night had been coming back in force. He had sent a document to Une without proofreading it.

Heero had gotten up from his desk and caught up with her in mere strides. He had scared her, she jumped when Heero grabbed her upper arm and sped her off in a different direction.

?Huh? Duo had said watching them go.

Heero pushed her down the hall ignoring her impatient questioning. Their bodies clashed and the weaker one was Relena. Heero landed against her body ripping at buttons and hiking up her skirt. Relena clawed desperately trying to get closer to him. They did it right there in the hall where anyone could have seen.

Relena had breathed in his ears. He almost came when she dragged cold air by his neck and pushed hot air through his ear. He shivered when she bit his shoulder. And when he had finally pushed himself into her he had to cover her mouth to keep her noises from being heard. After that moment all Relena had to do was walk by the office and throw him a look. And the game was on.

?So?? Hilde?s voice broke over his memory.

Heero thought this over for a moment. Then nodded. Hilde grinned viciously. This worried Heero. He was an expert at spotting a threat, and here he had found one. In the tiny form of his best friend?s wife. She wrapped a new towel around his hand and led him from the dark room.

to be continued...

[miyuki_no_nemutai]

I am intrigued by this. Thank you for sharing and I'm looking forward to the upcoming installments!

[DogDemonK9]

Oh no Relena's poor Husband. By the smirk o Hilde's face i think I know who it is. I like the flow of the story so far.

[Karu Black]

Will this ever get continued?

[Isobel]

There should be an update later this week. It got put aside so I could finish my novel, wish me luck!

[Karu Black]

Good Luck! ^^