Strudel? (Integra/Rip Pt 2)

[Amidala]

Please for give 'babel fish German'
I was bored... RPing with myself essentially... switing back and forht in two IE windows using two emails posting to a ML... I was only playing Rip and Integra



Integra:
*Integra lights another cigar now that her office is empty and puts her feet on the desk...

"AAHH.. With Walter not here to yell at me, I can put my feet on the desk and relax. Enjoy my cigars.. Walter says I smoke too much. I do hope Alucard comes to see me more often. I miss him..." *

HUH? Rip. Why are you still here? Haven't you got something better to do? Annoy the useless police girl. Catch flies. I dont' care. Leave me alone!


Rip
*Rip grins at Integra*
Oh, but I can not. You are so sexy. I can nots take my eyes off yous. I must stay.

Integra
*SWEATDROP* *looks nervous just a tad... wonders "Is she serious?" *

Rip
*reading Integra's thoughts, Rip smiles. "Danm is she is very sexy. I can see why sire wants to stay with her, and got so mad that I called her a cow. I was only trying to get her mad." *

What do you think, Herr Integra?

Integra
*shifts uncomfortably in her seat.. lights a cigar.*

I think that you are being ridiculous. Why don't you go and amuse
yourself with your 'sire's' other charge.

Leave me alone.


Rip
*inhales the scent of Integra's cigars*

Oh but yous are much more pleasant to looks at. And you smells better too.


Integra
*BLINK BLINK* * for once, Sir Integra Wingates Hellsing is at a loss for words.... "What the heck am I thinking... ?" Slaps sefl mentally...*

I am giving you and order. Leave my office NOW!


Rip
*Rip smiles and bows*

If that is your orders, Herr Integra. Rip will go.... for now.

*Rip leaves the office. sinckering to herself... "Well, that was quite amusing..." *


Integra
*sitting back in her chair trying to clean her mind of just what happened. Reaches for a cigar*

What? I smoked hafl the box already? **looks at ash tray full of cigars*

Good Lord, I'm stressed. I need Walter...


Bloodthorn:
*enters and bows* i just came back from the store *lays a box by
your hands* i took the libraty of getting you more.. i noticed
yesterday as you were cleaning.. when is walter expected back ma'am?


Integra:
Oh, thank you. I am not actually running out. I just noticed how many I have gone through.
Walter? I don't know really. I didn't give him a day he should be back, nor did he specify. I did receive a postcard from him. He is learning how to surf. Imagine that. The Angel of Death, surfing.


Rip:
*Rip wanders.. thinking about Alucard, her sire... Integra....Why is it that Integra fascinates her so? Finds herself in front of the kitchen. She decides that she will make Integra some tea. *

Seras:
Well that was rather delightful.

*rubs nose after it was met with a closing door*

At least they had the decency to get a room... *sigh*

That's it... Everyone is acting too odd for me. Its as though I'm
not a vampire or a person anymore, I'm a-a... uh.. a ghost or
something!

*walks down the hall once more...forgetting book*

I mean really... First my master disappears into whatever dark
corners of oblivion that seem most appealing to him, Walter goes on
vacation, then that Ms. Van Winkle appears and...*shakes head of
thoughts and keeps walking*

I'm just going to go see what there is to see outside this house...
*gets coat*

Integra:
*Integra in her office... talking to herself.... :

"ARGH! What the hell am I doing? What am I thinking? Where is Walter when I need him... Damn. Shit Fuck. Good Lord. I'm sounding like Pip. I wonder if I have anymore of those spiked cigars? Oh, for heaven's sake, no. Not good. I woke up naked in the hallway, if I recall... with Pip's eye patch. I don't even want to think what the bloody helll I was doing with Pip's eyepatch. No. Not good. Cigars.. yes. Maybe I'll go to the target range.. "
*

Rip:
*Rip wanders... explores the Hellsing mansion. Returns to the
kitchen where she finds the ingredients to make a apple strudel. Is
happy. Decides to look for Integra to see if apple is good..*

*wanders... hears gunshots... follows sound and finds Integra at the
range. Watches her siliently taking in her beauty.*

Integra:
<BANG BANG BANG>
*Notices Rip* You can bring you jezail here and get in some practice if you like.

Rip:
Really? I will do that.

I found in kitchen, stuffs to make apple strudel. You likes apple? If yes, I will go and make. You can have for breakfast.

Integra:
Apple strudel. Sounds good to me. I haven't had fresh pastry for breakfast in ages. Somehow, my cooks are not very good at baking. IT's a good thing that I don't really have a sweet tooth when it comes to baked goods

Rip:
Good. Then I go and makes for yous. The cooks won't mind I use that kitchen?


Integra:
No. They shouldn't. As long as you don't make a mess of things... put things back were you found them. They get very touchy about things like that. And of course, clean up after yourself.

Rip:
I will clean. yous see. Nobody will nknow Rip was theres.

*Rip runs offf to the kitchen to make strudel for Integra*

Integra:
*After waking up after a somewhat peaceful night's rest, Integra goes to breakfast.

Thorough a bit confused as to where the strudel came from her servants served her the apple strudel that was freshly baked and waiting. One of them had tried some to test it for poisoning or something... Integra nodded..

The pastry was flakey. And the apple filling was just firm enough to stay inside and not run all over the place, but not hard. It was a PASTRY, not a skeet target.*

This is delicious..

<servant> We do not know where it came from, Sir. Do you?

Yes. A friend made it for me last night... * "Good Lord, did I just refer to Rip as a friend?" *

*the servant leaves leaving Integra to eat her breakfast in peace*

Later that evening?
Rip:
*Rip awakens and makes her way to Integra'a office. She enters through the door.*

Guten Abend, Integra. Did you eats the strudel?

*Rip hopes that Itnegra liked it... and won't send her away again...*


Integra:
Good evening, Rip. Yes, I had the strudel for breakfast. It was quite good.

Things are very quite tonight.

*sigh... "now what? I should really stop thinking likethis around her... I know that she can read my thoughts... She is so cute.. Good Lord. What am I thinking?" *


Rip:
*smiles*

I wills be going now, if yous wants. I just checking to see ifs you like the strudel

Integra:
* "Say someting damn it... but what? Good God, what the bloddy HELL am I tinking? " Lights cigar..*

Would you like a cigar? * "Good Lord that was a good one, Integra.. Real stupid." *


Rip:
*Smiles again with a slight chuckle* I nots smoke. But I enjoy the smell. I will stay for that.

Du tornst mich echt an, Herr Integra.
[tranlation: you turn me one, sir integra]


Integra:
You're speaking German, again. Stop that.

Rip:
*Grins*

Does you wants me to translate?
Integra:
Why are you grinning? Don't do that. That is so disturbing. Am I going to regret asking? Did you call me a cow again?


Rip:
Nein. I nots call you a cow. I says you turn me on.

*smiles and prays she does't get shot*


Intega:
*tires not to blush "Good lord.. did she just say that? What do I say? How do I respond to that? " *

I- I-- uh...

* "my god, I can't even talk. I am never like this.. NEVER! Integra, get a hold of yourself." *


Rip:
*Rip smiles warmly and approaches the desk*

Du bist sehr attraktiv. Ich mag dich sehr. Magst du mich auch? Ich interessiere mich f?r dich.

K?ss mich.


Integra:
You are speaking in German again!!


Rip:
Ja. I is German, so I speaks German. *gives Integra a teasing grin*

You wants me to translate?

Integra:
Yes. Speak English.

Rip:
*walks around to Integra's desk. Finds translation site and types
in what she said..

"Du bist sehr attraktiv. Ich mag dich sehr. Magst du mich auch?
Ich interessiere mich f?r dich. "

Walks back around to stand in front, and awaits to be shot*

Integra:
*looks at screen:
"
Du bist sehr attraktiv. Ich mag dich sehr. Magst du mich auch? Ich interessiere mich f?r dich.
"
*hits translate button
"You are very attractive. I like you very much. Do you also like me? I am interested in you. "

*Integra stares at the words on the screen.... @_@ *

Rip:
*Rip stands there nervously... wondering if she's going to be shot... refrains for reading Integra's thoughts. *

Integra:
* "Damn. I wish I knew what she is thinking.. Is she just teasing me like ALucrad seems to enjoy doing constantly? Is this his idea? Has he put her up to this? Is she serious? Does she really think I'm attractive? Is she really interested in me? What do I do now? She is kind of cute. Good Lord, what am I thinking? I've never been attracted to anybody. I've never allowed myself to be. I can't afford to be. I am the leader of Hellsing and knight of the Round Table.. I don't have time for this sort of thing.... " *


Rip:
*hears what Integra is thinking, and shakes her head*

Herr Integra, * leans in closer* yous ask too many questions. Alucard not sets me up. I is serious. Yous are very beautiful. Relax. *chuckles* Cute? Yous can always makes time...


Integra:
*reaches for and fumbles to get a cigar. Puts it in her mouth. Reaches for her lighter which is grabbed by Rip first causing her to put her hand on Rip's. Rip lights her cigar. Integra sits back in her chair... her heart is pounding.. *



















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[kojith]

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