Disclaimer: Please...I don't own anything except for the Relenabot X-VFM202...order now and get one today! Kidding kidding...
Warning: Rating will go up further I do believe...beware of more sticky situations!
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Relena knocked on Heero?s door. She?d finished some of her work and filed the rest that could wait so she could see Heero and apologise. Even though she was annoyed, she didn?t mean to snap at him. His version of events still bothered her and she thought that they could at least clear that up between them.
There was no answer, cautiously she poked her head around and stepped inside. It was empty. She sighed, trust Heero to be gone when she needed to see him. She turned around to leave when Duo burst through the door, collided with her and sent them both tumbling to the floor.
Relena saw stars and was dazed for a moment. Duo was really heavy and the force with which he had pummelled into her left her feeling disorientated. She couldn?t even focus and her head was spinning.
?Sorry!? He lifted himself up and pulled her to her feet. She blinked at him in a daze and tilted her head to try and clear it. ?Duo?? She said rather faintly.
Duo raised his eyebrows at her and held her at arm?s length, looking at her rather closely. ?Damn you look so real. If I didn?t know I?d never realise.?
Relena opened her mouth to ask what he meant. Of course she was real! She barely got a word out when Duo grabbed her and started making his way to the door. Relena was startled into action and dug her heels into the floor, refusing to budge.
?Where??
He didn?t let her speak. ?What?s wrong? You?re not malfunctioning are you? Howard said there was a manual override button here somewhere.?
Relena?s eyes opened wide when Duo pulled the top of her blouse down, stretching the material to reveal the lacy white bra she was wearing underneath. He frowned in confusion for a moment but started stretching his hand towards her breasts. Okay that was the last straw. ?Hey!? She pushed him back onto the floor, pulling her blouse back into place indignantly. ?What do you think you?re doing!??
?Relena?? Duo?s eyes widened suddenly and he went completely red. Relena was outraged at his audacity, ?Yes, ?Relena?. Who did you think I was?? She crossed her arms over her chest protectively, ?What?s gotten into you! I didn?t know you were such a pervert Duo!?
Duo got to his feet stammering, ?No wait, I thought?I mean?Howard said the switch was?he?s got a dirty mind.? Duo said helplessly. Relena shook her head at him, ?Switch? Howard? What are you talking about? You?re making less sense than Heero.?
?Heero? Do you know where he is?? Duo asked eagerly. Relena glared at him, ?I don?t know and don?t change the subject!?
Duo whizzed past her and made himself busy checking Heero?s phone. He had heard it ringing in the background and knew that some call was the reason for Heero cutting him off. It showed where the last call was received from.
?He?s at your apartment? Duo raced towards the door but paused when he passed Relena and she flinched away from him. He immediately became contrite, ?Relena I?m really really sorry, I swear it was an honest misunderstanding. I have to find Heero right now but promise I?ll explain later.? He looked so forlorn and gave her his best puppy dog eye look. She eyed him dubiously and crossed her arms further over her chest, ?Erm, okay, I guess.? His face lit up and she couldn?t help smiling in return.
After he left the smile suddenly vanished off her face, ?Hey what do you mean he?s at my apartment??
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The door to Relena?s apartment opened and Heero was faced with a hyperventilating security guard holding a tissue to his nose which was completely soaked in blood.
?Thank gob you?re here!?
Heero raised his eyebrow and entered. ?What happened??
?I was telling her to take some resd and then she starteb taking off her clothes and suggesting we get in bed.?
Heero looked at him in shock, that didn?t sound like Relena at all. He glanced around but was drawn to the bedroom door by the guard?s frantic waving in that direction. The door was locked. Heero turned and raised his brow again as the guard, looking abashed, handed him the key.
He unlocked the door, stepped inside and closed it behind him. He looked up and froze.
The Relenabot was sitting on the bed in lingerie that should have been <i>illegal</i>, although his heart started racing rather excitedly, and looking at him gently with a smile on her face. ?Heero?? She said softly.
Heero raced over and grabbed her by the shoulders, hoisting her to her feet. She straightened jerkily but the smile never left her face. ?What?s wrong with you?? Heero demanded, ?One minute you?re walking around in a daze, the next you?re saying nothing?s wrong and then you start taking your clothes off in front of the guard.?
The Relenabot paused for a moment, ?I only wish to please. What can I do for you?Heero??
Heero shuddered at the delicious thoughts that ran through him when she said that. He glared at her, ?Don?t move you little minx.? He let go roughly, causing her to fall back on the bed with a solid bounce and strode out the room. The guard jumped up and saluted.
?Look, guard the door, I?ll take it from here,? Heero sighed. The man looked relieved but slightly disappointed. ?You will?? He glanced at the bedroom door and Heero narrowed his eyes at him. The man looked at him sheepishly, ?Well if it wasn?d for my nose bleebing, I mighd have handleb it myself.? He admitted with a faraway look on his face. Heero didn?t hesitate and suddenly the the guard found himself outside Relena?s apartment staring at a locked door.
Relena was still lying down on the bed where he left her, staring at the ceiling. He pulled her to her feet and she stumbled jerkily into his arms. Oh great, this was proving to be rather hard. He gritted his teeth and pulled away gently. ?Get some clothes on, you?re cold.? He ordered. The Relenabot frowned slightly, ?What clothes?Heero??
He drew his lips into a thin line, ?You?re deliberately pushing me aren?t you?? He grabbed some clothes from her drawer and shoved them into her hands. ?Stop stalling.?
?I will comply,? She smiled gently. Heero gave her a glare. ?Get dressed. You?re sticking with me now. I?m going to take you to Sally and find out what?s wrong with you but first, I know Duo and Howard have something to do with this. I?ll be back.?
He left the apartment, locked the door behind him and confronted the security guard who was still standing outside. ?She does not go out, you do not go in, am I clear??
The guard gulped, ?Yessir!?
He called Duo.
?Heero! Listen I?ve??
?Meet me at Howard?s warehouse.?
?But I?ve got to tell??
?Tell me there.? And he clicked the phone off.
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The Relenabot emerged from the bedroom and looked for Heero expectantly. Her smile faded into a small frown as she scanned and realised that he was not there. The last command input in her history specified <i>?You?re sticking with me now?</i> in Heero?s voice. The Relenabot scanned all the rooms of the apartment but Heero was nowhere to be found. She had to find him in order to comply with her command. Walking over to the door she tried the handle only to find that it was locked. Surveying the room again, she made out an open window and identified it as a possible exit. Looking down she calculated that she might sustain minimal damage.
But she had to find Heero.
And she jumped.
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?What?? Heero said silently, his tone emanating a sense of pure coldness that seeped into the bones. Duo and Howard shared a nervous glance. ?The Relena you found this morning is a robot.? Duo said nervously.
?The Relenabot X-VFM202!? Howard said despondently.
?A robot?? Heero said disbelievingly but somewhere in his mind it began to make perfect sense. Duo nodded, ?She?s so real isn?t she??
?It shows what a successful project my baby is,? Howard said proudly, ?If she can fool you Heero.? He yelped as Heero grabbed him by the collar and banged him against the metal crate, ?You built her?? Howard nodded and Heero?s eyes narrowed to deep blue slits. ?For what purpose exactly??
?Erm?well?just a pure interest in modelling the perfection of the human form.? Heero?s grip tightened, ?So you chose Relena?? He growled.
?Heero calm down!? Duo stepped forward and separated the two quickly. ?You can beat up Howard later, first things first, let?s get the Relenabot switched off and safe.? Heero paused and nodded. ?Fine. She?s back at her apartment. Tell me how to switch her off.?
Beads of sweat appeared on Howard?s forehead. ?Well?erm?that?s?you see??
Heero turned to Duo with a raised eyebrow. Duo put his hand on Heero?s shoulder and drew him away from the old man, ?You have to promise not to flip.?
Heero frowned at Duo but meeting the pointed stare directed at him, he nodded, ?Okay.?
Howard watched carefully as Duo leaned forward and whispered into Heero?s ear. Taking one look at the way Heero?s expression darkened Howard turned tail and bolted for cover. Seconds later a series of shots rang out after him, piercing the side of the crates he ducked behind.
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The Relenabot looked down and examined herself after her descent. Her sweater had been torn and her skin had ripped slightly on her arm, exposing the circuits beneath. She displaced her sweater in order to hide it and resumed her search for Heero.
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Relena stepped out the elevator onto her floor and adjusted the folders tucked under her arm. There was a security guard outside her door and as she approached, she saw that he was clutching a bloody tissue and immediately became concerned. ?Oh goodness, are you all right??
He stared at her with wide eyes, ?Mi?Miss Relena!??
?Yes?? She smiled gently.
He opened his mouth wide and then looked back at the door. ?How did you get out? You?re not going to start taking your clothes off again are you? Please?I don?t wanna die.? He clutched his head and whimpered. Relena?s smile faded into a look of utter befuddlement.
The man obviously had a few screws loose.
?What are you talking about?? She asked patiently, trying to get some sense out of him. The security guard started shaking his head from side to side. ?Agent Yuy?s going to kill me for sure.?
Relena bent down and placed her hand gently on his arm. He jerked and stared at her. ?Where is Agent Yuy?? She asked gently. This guy seemed like he had had a rough time and she ought to be careful with him.
?I?I don?t know. He said he?d be back though. I wasn?t to go in and you weren?t to come out. I?ve messed up.? He said miserably. Relena gave a sympathetic smile and patted his arm. ?Tell you what, Agent Yuy doesn?t have to know.?
The guard looked up at her hopefully, ?He doesn?t??
Relena nodded, ?I can keep a secret.?
The guard perked up and a relieved smile took over his face. Relena sighed and unlocked the door, entering the apartment. She placed the folders on her desk and headed for her bedroom. There was a pile of clothes on the floor waiting for her. Who had gone through her things? Not Heero surely? Relena put her hands on her hips and made a frustrated noise in her throat. She tidied up quickly but couldn?t find her favourite jeans. Not bothering to go into an extensive search to find them, she wore a simple skirt and donned a sweater on top resembling that of the Relenabot except that her sweater was a pale green and the Relenabot had worn blue.
Relena made herself a cup of coffee because her nerves were shot and leaned back against her sofa trying to make sense of what had happened today.
When Heero came back she would really have to ask him what was going on.
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The Relenabot hardly looked inconspicuous. Her sweater and jeans torn; her hair was mussed slightly and she was smudged with dirt. She had managed to walk into a quiet residential area which was rather empty. An old lady left her door and came out to set a saucer of milk for a waiting cat. Upon seeing the Relenabot she stopped as she recognised her.
?My goodness, the young Vice Foreign Minister! Are you all right dearie??
The Relenabot also stopped and smiled. ?I am still fully functional.?
?I see. Do you need any help??
The Relenabot considered, ?I am searching for?Heero.?
?Heero? Can?t say I can help you then. Never heard of him.?
The Relenabot turned away jerkily. The old lady noted her lost expression and watched her with a worried frown as she went back into her house and shut the door. A lone car wandered past as the Relenabot continued walking. There was a screeching sound behind her and then the car reversed till it came to a stop before her. The windows rolled down and a young man leaned out.
?Well I?ll be. Hey you look like the Vice Foreign Minister.?
The Relenabot paused but said nothing.
The man chuckled and tapped his nose with a wink. ?I get ya. Say no more, incognito and all that.?
The Relenabot turned blankly and started to walk off. The guy stared at her for a moment, then got out of his car and followed. ?Hey, wait. Why don?t I give you a ride?? The Relenabot stopped again and turned back stiffly to face him as he approached. She tilted her head and tried to identify him but no match was made. ?Will that please you??
The young man was taken aback by the bold response but he shrugged and grinned. ?If you want it to baby,? He winked. The Relenabot frowned slightly, ?I do not understand.?
The guy looked at her curiously, ?You?re pretty lost aren?t you? Are you okay??
?I am fully functional.?
?Oh well, that?s good to hear. You?re a little weird you know that?? He glanced at a rip near her chest which had shifted to reveal a glimpse of her black bra and swallowed. ?Pretty but definitely weird.?
The Relenabot didn?t answer but continued to look at him with her blue eyes. The man looked around warily but there was nobody to be seen. The streetlights cast an eerie glow over the pavements and illuminated her face making it look translucent and she almost glowed. The man let his eyes travel down her body slowly and he became bolder at the sight of her. He gently took her hand. ?My you?re cold,? He rubbed his thumb over her skin. ?Come to my place and I?ll warm you up.?
The Relenabot smiled gently. ?I will comply.?
?Oh dear,? The old woman muttered as she peered out of her window, watching as the Relenabot got into the car with the young man.
?That young man looks up to no good.? She shook her head sadly.
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The security guard looked a little nervous, Heero noted, and it made him suspicious. ?Is she still in there?? He asked sharply. The guard gave him a cheery smile, ?Yes sir!?
?Hn, you?re dismissed then. Go home, I?ve got it under control.?
The guard looked as if he was about to protest but then a deadly glare from Heero sent him off in a hurry. Heero had made sure all other guard shifts assigned to Relena that day had been assigned to him so no one else had turned up. He unlocked the door and paused for a moment.
She?s just a robot and I?m simply switching her off?He thought. He cursed Howard for making this so difficult for him but he adamantly refused to let either him or Duo handle this task. The mere thought sent chills up his spine. He had to do this himself. He?d just storm in there, grab the Relenabot and reach down to?he swallowed?switch her off.
<i>One?two?three!</i>
He flung the door open and strode in.
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Relena felt guilty for snapping at Heero. Whatever his reasons, he didn?t make up stories or play pranks on her and he had looked sincere as if he almost believed he really had met her this morning. She knew there must be a reasonable explanation and decided that she would make another attempt to sit down with him and clear it out. Maybe he knew what was wrong with Duo too?
Just then the door flung open and Heero came in. Relena felt relieved to see him. She knew Heero would make things right because he was the epitome of control and care and he never lost his cool. She turned to greet him with a smile on her face.
And froze when she saw the look of grim determination etched in his features. He barely gave her time to recover as he stalked up and grabbed her by the arm. She looked at him shocked as he pulled her body close in a tight embrace. What was he doing? Her heart started pounding and a faint blush coloured her cheeks. Heero wasn?t looking though, he seemed intent on the wall behind her. Relena bit back a gasp as his hand slid down her leg and he slipped his hand under her skirt, hitching it up. Her words were lost in her throat and her flush deepened as his hand inched up, brushing against the material of her panties. Relena bit her lip to hold back a moan, her mind a flurry of confusion and excitement. As much as her body was yearning for Heero?s touch, she felt rather manhandled with his roughness and? Relena went crimson and found her voice at the same time that Heero?s hand slipped inside her panties.
?HEERO!?
His eyes widened and she shoved him backwards so they both fell back onto the carpet. Relena scrambled to her feet and straightened her skirt, edging away from him. He just stared at her in shock. She had to admit, she had never seen Heero with such a look of pure astonishment on his face before. If she wasn?t so incensed, she might have recorded and treasured it. But seeing as she had encountered too many weird occurrences that day, including being groped for the second time, she was pretty fed up and she was going to let it out.
?What is wrong with everyone today!?? She fumed. ?Has the world gone mad? I?m accused of being places I haven?t been and doing things I haven?t done and what?s worse is, everyone wants to cop a feel! Do I have a sign saying ?come get me? on my back or something??
Heero schooled his face back into his normal expression and got to his feet. ?Relena??
?Yes for the last time I?m Relena! Have I had a secret face transplant or something??
Heero just shook his head, a slight twinge of pink growing across his cheeks.
?You know I?m glad you?re trying to take our relationship to another level Heero but trying to?to grope me isn?t the way to do it!?
?You?ve got it wrong,? Heero stepped forward. ?I was trying to get the switch and??
?Not the whole switches thing again,? She groaned. ?Men! You?re all perverts.?
Heero tightened his jaw, ?Relena wait!? But she was stepping away from him. He lunged forward and grabbed her by the waist, holding tight despite her frantic attempts to get away.
?Get away from me!?
?Not until you calm down.?
Relena stopped struggling and took a deep breath, ?Okay I?m calm. Let go.? She ordered. As soon as he complied, she distanced herself and crossed her arms over her chest, giving him a wary look.
Heero felt a pang in his chest at her reaction but remained motionless. They stared at each other silently until his cell phone started ringing. He cursed the timing and ignored it but Relena gave him a glare. ?Aren?t you going to answer that??
He sighed and flipped the phone out of his pocket.
?Have you got her buddy?? Duo?s chirpy voice filtered through.
Heero gritted his teeth, ?No.?
?What happened??
?She?s not here,? Heero stated, ?I don?t know where she is.?
?Oho! Don?t tell me you got the wrong Relena too??
Heero cursed, that damn pilot had a nasty habit of guessing right. Duo laughed at Heero?s reaction, ?Don?t worry buddy I made the same mistake.?
Heero?s eyes narrowed, ?You did??
Duo gulped, ?Well, what are we going to do?? Duo?s voice turned in another direction as if he was talking to someone else. ?No, he says he doesn?t know where she is.?
Heero suddenly yanked the phone away from his ear as there was a shrill scream in the background.
?What the hell was that?? He asked.
?Heh, that was Howard?s reaction to what I just said,? Duo chuckled. ?So?what are we going to do.?
?Somebody?s bound to have seen her. We?ll have to look for her.?
There was a rustle and a scraping noise and suddenly Howard?s voice blasted over the phone. ?Heero, Find my baby! she?s all lost, vulnerable and alone out there?but especially vulnerable.?
?This is all your fault in the first place,? Heero snapped, ?But I?ll find her.? He said resolutely. ?She can?t have gone too far. We?ll split the area here between us and start from there.?
He shut the phone and found Relena looking at him curiously. ?What the hell is going on Heero? Who are you trying to find??
?I?ll explain later,? He promised and then, ?Stay here and don?t move.?
?Oh no you don?t!? She grabbed his arm, ?You are taking me with you Heero Yuy. I will find out what?s going on myself.?
He should argue with her, or maybe lock her in her room but there was a fierce determination in her eyes that almost made him smile. She would follow, he could see it coming and there was no point stopping her.
?All right. But stick with me at all costs,? He warned. After all, he didn?t want to mistake her again.
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?So, what do you want to do?? The guy grinned as he led the Relenabot into the room and shut the door. ?I should really take you back to?wherever. Although you could stay the night?? He gave her a suggestive look.
?Whatever pleases you,? The Relenabot answered simply.
?Wow?my dreams must?ve come true,? He muttered to himself. ?Okay, so?do you want anything to drink or something??
?I do not require fluids,? The Relenabot replied. The guy shrugged his shoulders and looked around, ?Fine, so what happens now??
The Relenabot stared at him blankly, ?Tell me how I may please you??
?Careful darling,? He laughed, ?I might think you?re hot for some action the way you?re going on.?
When the Relenabot made no move to laugh and just stared at him blankly his laughter died. ?Are you?serious??
The Relenabot processed, ?Yes.?
?And what exactly am I supposed to tell you to do?? He was dreaming, definitely dreaming. The Vice Foreign Minister had gone crazy and was offering herself to him on a silver platter. His mind screamed warnings that were muted by the sight of her willing him on.
?I would do anything you command.? The Relenabot answered.
<i>Anything.</i>
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<b>A/N:</b> I wonder if I have done this fic justice...oh well, I shall have to rewrite it one day
<---- Kawaii so desu a ne 
