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sitboy007
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Post by sitboy007 »

I loved this.

Especially this quote:
She needed to get away from him before she offered to give up her four-post, king sized bed in return for a military issue cot, or any other luxuries Heero thought they didn?t need. Of course, he had seemed rather impressed with her bed, so maybe that wasn?t a good example. Actually, he REALLY liked the bed. He?d probably kill anyone who tried to replace it.

and this one:
"We have a maid?" Heero asked.

"Don't we?"

"Do we?"

"Yes," Relena snapped her fingers, finally remembering. "Her name is Paula."

Heero paused from where he was pouring soup into a large bowl. "Then why did you let me vacuum yesterday?"

Relena grinned slyly. "It was fun to watch."

"Caboose of love" hahaha, that's a new one.
Mucho luv,

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Elyn Yuy
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Post by Elyn Yuy »

OMG!!!! lol Can't believe he was such a shoddy craftsman...hehehehehe.
Good job on this! :salute:
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Post by Roa Craven »

"Once you're done with those, do you want to have sex against them?"
hahaha. Best line ever. I laughed so hard I almost peed.

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Post by kandidy »

I will consider this factor next time I buy blind or curtains.^^ 8)

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Post by TanukiSaint »

I never get tired of reading this!!! :love:

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