Realize chapter 9

[Ultimate_hero]

Okay and were back for another great fight between team Shikamaru (only chuunin that?s why) and the Akatsuki! Things were heated in the first round but now here?s the second. We have one more round (maybe) after this until the great throw down between our favorite teams and Hitachi! But I don?t want to spoil it all so here we go, fiction time! But let me warn you I wasn?t able to find any and I mean any jutsus for Zetsu so I?ll be using techniques I?ve borrowed from the Rave Master manga (who?s rights I do not own) and one home grown one. Ha-ha! Get it grown? Because Zetsu?s a plant?you guys don?t know what funny is.

Chapter 9 Plants and puppets oh my!

[Zetsu vs. Shino Aburame]

Earlier that day when Shino left the group to scan the area he came across a plant that seemed to be a giant venues fly trap. He did what any other smart person would have done in his position, he kicked it!
Instantly after kicking the strange plant it jumped out of the ground and it wasn?t a plant at all it was a human, sort of. What appeared in front of Shino was a man with a plants head around his neck, the Akatsuki uniform, but strangest of all the left side of his body was black while the right side was white. (A/N: I?m not entirely sure if those are the right sides) ?So you were able to see through my plant disguise technique. It won?t happen again for no one can catch Zetsu, the hidden plant ninja!?
?I know it won?t. I?m not gonna give you time to run.? Shino said and the next thing Zetsu knew was that he had taken a face full of bugs. ?You can?t hide from them they?re bugs and bugs love plants.
Zetsu gave a slight growl at the site of the bugs. ?I hate bugs but that won?t stop me from killing you! Seed Vulcan jutsu!? Zetsu jumped back and fused with a random tree just as a few small plants began to shoot seeds at Shino like bullets.
Shino was forced to bob and weave through the seed bullets but his luck ran out when one caught him in the hand. ?W-what the heck is this?? Shino said whilst he examined his hand to see that in the exact spot that the seed had hit him grew a tiny plant. Shino was growing weak. ?T-this thing, it?s feeding on my chakra!?
?Your right boy in a matter of minutes you?ll be sucked bone dry and I will be proclaimed a hero!
?Yeah you would is it wasn?t for my bugs.? Shino said as he rose to his feet. From his hiding place, Zetsu used that freaky eye of his to see that Shino?s bugs had devoured the plant on Shino?s hand! ?Dang bugs, they?re so pesky. If only I had a can of raid.
?But you don?t.? Shino slammed his palm onto the ground letting his chakra flow into it and out in the shape of spider webs. Next thing he saw was Zetsu leaping from his hideaway covered in bugs. ?I can call other bugs to my aid when ever I want. So that means there isn?t anywhere you can hide where I can?t find you.?
?Well let?s see your stupid bugs help you with this! Albero blade technique!? Out of the ground this time sprouted a few trees which seemed to have come alive and their branches were swinging wildly at Shino. He tried ducking under the branches and jumping over them, but what if he used them to his advantage. Shino began using the swinging branches themselves to dodge. When ever he had a clear shot at Zetsu he let a kunai fly! But Zetsu wasn?t going to let some kid beat him. He now had the trees strike at each other to hit Shino. Within minutes most of the branches were destroyed except for one and since Shino didn?t have another branch to jump to he took the full force of the hit and was blown into a tree. He staggered to his feet almost keeling over.
?God you?re annoying! But I doubt you?ll survive my next attack. Fell the full force of my albero blade and seed Vulcan jutsu combo!? New tree?s sprouted where the old destroyed one stood and swung their branches wildly at Shino while smaller plants sprouted from the ground and rapidly fired seeds at him. It looked like the end for Shino as the attacks crashed into him where he stood kicking up dust. Zetsu began to laugh maniacally ?It?s over! No one has ever survived that attack combo and survived!? His laughing came to an abrupt stop when he heard a loud buzzing sound. ?What the heck is this infuriating racket??
He got his answer when the smoke finally cleared revealing a swarm of birds in the shape of a dome where Shino once stood. When the bugs dissipated there stood a nearly unharmed Shino. ?It?s my bug barrier. It?ll take more than that to get through this.?
Zetsu snarled at his comment. ?Then you?ve forced me to use the strongest plant jutsu I know.? Zetsu began to gather his chakra before slamming his palm on the ground and the two watched the chakra wave spread out and enter the roots of the surrounding trees.
?That?s it? This is your ultra power move? I?m not impressed. W-what the heck?? Shino?s gloating turned to surprise as roots of the trees that Zetsu?s chakra entered shot out towards him and as they neared him the shot up and spiraled around him and formed a giant tree, which for some reason appeared to be dead with not a single leaf.
?This is the strongest plant jutsu in existence. Now experience the power of the great tree Yggdrasil!? The tree burst into life and sprouted leaves that glowed blue. ?This tree drains the power of my enemies as it grows and when it?s done you?re chakra will be given to me!? Zetsu began to laugh maniacally again until he saw the supposed great trees glow stop before it died and started to fall apart. ?W-what?s going on? It?s impossible! The great tree Yggdrasil can?t be destroyed!?
Shino stood in the middle of the destroyed tree smirking. ?You might be right. It may drain your enemy?s energy but it?ll all give in if your enemy can drain its energy right back. I doubt you have any chakra left after that but to be safe, go my destruction beetles!? Shino bugs charged forward swarming Zetsu draining him of every last drop of chakra still left in his body. Shino charged forward and delivered the last blow knocking Zetsu of his feet and onto the ground unconscious.

[Rock Lee and Choji Vs. Sasori of red sand (puppet form)]

?Come on Lee can?t we slow down just a little?? Choji asked struggling to keep up with Lee.
?We don?t have too, we?ve already caught him.? Lee said as he landed in a small clearing where a rather round figure sat in its center. ?You?re quite agile for your size but you can?t escape from Konoha?s handsome devil, my name is Rock Lee!? Rock Lee introduced himself before taking his battle pose.
The figure turned to them exposing his face that looked almost inhuman. ?Well where I come from I?m Sasori of red sand. And it seems your friend fatso is almost ready to keel over before we?ve even begun.?
Choji twitched at Sasori?s comment. ?W-what did you say??
?Nothing besides what you are fatso!? Sasori repeated mocking Choji.
Something inside of Choji snapped. ?I?M NOT FAT, I?M JUST BIG BONED!?
?Wow then how big are your bones?? Sasori chuckled at his own joke.
That was the final straw. Choji was pissed now. He made the hand sing for one of his family?s signature techniques. ?Art of the human bolder!? Choji?s body expanded before he tucked his head in. ?Chubbies rule!? His body began rotating so fast that it launched it?s self towards Sasori with full intension to crush him.
?W-what kind of jutsu if this?!? Sasori barely rolled out of the way of being crushed. ?He looks like a giant meatball rolling around.? Sasori continued laughing until he saw Choji rebound off of a tree and launch himself sky ward.
?Now it?s time for the art of the huge human bolder!? Choji?s body expanded even more as he came crashing down a too surprised to react Sasori. Choji continued to rotate in one direction until he came to a complete stop before rotating in the other direction to get him self out of the little crater he made where he landed on Sasori before he returned to his normal size.
Lee inched himself and looked into the crater to see Sasori?s limp body just laying there. But the strangest part was that Sasori?s Akatsuki?s uniform was completely ripped off revealing that where a normal person?s back would be was a mask! At the bottom of the mask was Sasori?s head. Lee turned to his assigned comrade and shouted ?Choji this is just a puppet! The real body is somewhere else.?
?Aww man and I thought I was over.? Choji groaned and put away his freshly opened bag of chips. ?But if it?s a puppet where?s the guy pulling the puppet master??
?Closer than you think!? Sasori?s puppet sprang to life and out of the mouth of the mask shot a tail that slashed Lee along the back.
But thankfully a split second before the tail cut into Lee he tried to evade it but it sill reached him and just cut his jacket off his back. ?It seems that we won?t have time to play with this adversary. It?s time to get serious!? Lee reached down and removed the weights from his legs. ?It?s only a matter of time before we find your puppet master and take him down.
Sasori?s began to chuckle, his laugh echoing through the wood. ?You two know nothing of puppet masters. Usually a puppet master would control there puppet with strings of chakra. Yet you see none for I am the puppet and puppet master, Sasori of red sand! But I doubt even with this info you?ll survive.?
Choji shook his head furiously ?That can?t be possible! The puppet can?t be the puppet master too. This doesn?t make sense!?
?Choji calm down.? Lee advised him. ?It?s as he said. He is both the puppet and the puppet master because the puppet master is inside!? Exclaiming the last part before he took off toward Sasori. Sasori?s tail shot out towards Lee, who this time jumped and landed right on the tail and continued running towards Sasori. Feet from him Lee sprung up into the air. ?We just have to crack him open!? Lee began flipping as he fell towards Sasori. He outstretched his leg and performed an axe kick, but it was blocked by Sasori?s left arm, the spiked arm. Lee barely managed to inch he arm to the side so that it just missed the spikes and caught Sasori?s shoulder and used that to flip of placing him behind the puppet master. Leaf hurricane!? Lee went into a spin planning to let Sasori get a taste of his almighty spin kick but it was blocked by his tail.
?It seems you have some skill but your friend doesn?t seem to be much help.? Sasori just made a big mistake. He turned his back to Choji.
?Partial expansion technique!? Choji shouted before he arm grew to more than five times its normal size and smacked Sasori into a tree with it. The force was so great that it actually put a small crack in Sasori?s armor.
?I can?t believe you were able to crack my favorite puppet!? Sasori was mad now. But it wasn?t your standard mad it was anger driven by fear. His puppets armor had never been broken much less cracked.
?We?ve already cracked your armor now all we have to do is break it and break you!? Lee charged forward and dodged Sasori?s tail again. Sasori expecting another jumping axe kick lunged to the side but Lee lunged with him and his fist met Sasori?s puppets face.
The head instantly snapped back into position with its mouth open and shot out a net! Lee became ensnared in the trap. Lee struggled to reach his kunai pouch before pulling out a kunai and cutting him free from the net and tossed the kunai at Sasori who blocked it with his spiked arm. ?That?s just one of the many traps that this body hides but the others are much more fun. And when I?m done with you I?m going to hollow you out and turn you into puppets.?
Choji face gained a darkened expression ?I?m going to be sick. I don?t want to be a puppet.?
?Turning your fallen adversaries into puppets is something I cannot allow! Choji it?s time to test the sling shot technique!?
?Right, partial expansion technique! Ready!? Choji said as he prepared for said technique. Sasori look confused at what the two were doing because even with Choji?s arm at that size it still wouldn?t reach him. Lee jumped into Choji?s hand, who pulled it back and launched Lee forward aimed directly at Sasori.
Lee outstretched his leg planning to get through the puppet and taking Sasori out. Sasori put his left arm up as a shield. ?Not that stupid thing again!? Lee wasn?t changing direction this time. With his kicking power amplified by Choji?s throw Sasori had might as well be holding up a piece of drift wood. When Lee?s foot met Sasori?s arm it snapped it clean off and Lee foot collided directly with the center of Sasori?s chest. This time it put a gaping hole in the puppet revealing red hair. It was the hair of the real Sasori.
?D-darn you impudent whelps!? Called the voice of Sasori that echoed through the hole in the puppets armor.
?Choji it seems that the under side of the puppet is the weakest area in defense, so that?s out target.? Lee charged in again but this time a slot opened on Sasori?s chest. Expecting another net Lee lunged to the side. But instead of a net out came a purple fog. Lee just escaped the fog as it hit a small rabbit that passed by. The rabbit seemed to go into a coughing fit before lying motionless. ?Poison gas?! It seems that I have to awaken all of my power.? Lee pulled out a bottle from his too bag. ?This is the great medicine that Tsunade gave me and it shall give me great power.? (A/N: bottle clearly reads ?sake.? For those of you who don?t know Lee was given medicine by Tsunade so he could recover and be a ninja after the chuunin incident. One day he confused his medicine bottle with a bottle of sake. Not knowing what sake was he drunk it and drunken fist Lee was born!) Lee quickly downed the entire bottle before giving one of those thirst quenched sighs before his cheeks turned bright red. He was drunk. He gave an un-understandable shout before charging forward. Sasori?s tail shot out again. This time Lee?s dodge resembled him falling over drunk, yet he continued to run while on all fours. Once he reached Sasori he through an uppercut at Sasori, which he backed away from but took a spin kick to the face. Lee took this opportunity to jump off the ground flip upside down and kicked the puppet Sasori in the back of the head.
Sasori swung with his right arm trying to swat Lee ?You?re like a flee you know that?? Sasori swung his tail around and used it to smack Lee into a tree.
Lee flipped and kicked off the tree and lunged at Sasori tackling him into Choji. Choji pulled his arm back ?Partial expansion technique!? Choji swung launched him skyward.
Lee kicked off the ground and used tree branches to get to Sasori aerial hight before launching towards him. He grabbed onto him and said. ?Primary *hic* lotus!? He sent them both into a spin before slamming Sasori into the ground. There was a large dust explosion. When it cleared it showed Lee doing some freaky running in place dance and Sasori laying on the ground puppet armor almost completely gone. Then Sasori staggered to his feet, his tail inoperable and most of the armor on his chest gone and more than half of the mask armor on his back was gone. ?I thought *hic* I won. *hic* Choji time for *hic* the volleyball technique *hic*.?
Choji nodded his head before running towards Sasori. He readied his partial expansion technique and smacked him skyward. ?Bump!? Next Lee tied one of his arm wraps around Choji?s arm. Choji threw Lee skyward and the force pulled Chouji after him and they rested above Sasori. ?Set!? Chouji expanded his entire body.
Lee flipped before kicking Choji downward on Sasori. ?Spike!? The speed of the falling Choji pined Sasori to it before they hit the ground and flattened him against it destroying his armor upon impact. Sasori was knocked unconscious between the crushing weight of Choji and the earth. ?Wohoo we did it!? Lee shouted before doing his strange dance again before passing out drunk.
?Aww don?t tell me I have to drag both of you back to the camp site.? Chouji grumbled before picking up the bottle Lee drunk before going crazy, pocketed it before dragging Lee and Sasori back to camp.

End!

Sorry I know you want more but I?m not called Shikamaru for nothing. I?m lazy and I?m only gonna dish out to fight per chapter until the chapter with the Naruto and Sasuke vs. Itachi. You just have to sit through the fight of the Hyuuga squad and Tenten and Sakura?s fight.

Naruto: Stop being lazy and let me fight, dattebayo!

Sasuke: Yeah I want to take revenge for my clan!

Ino: Even Shika isn?t this lazy

Me: Ino when it comes to what I have you two do on your personal time when you?re alone isn?t relative to this.