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Post by Incantatrice »

twistedrealityoflove wrote:I was being sarcastic 8)
I figured as much. :-P
A new year means new adventurs...maybe I should get a hard-hat :roll:

"A person is a person, no matter how small."

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Post by twistedrealityoflove »

yup I'm the smart one in the family :-P
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Post by Heero »

Incantatrice wrote:All right I got a question for the Perfect Soldier...

Why do people have allergies? And why do they make them have headaches and or "stuffy" heads/smellers(aka nose)? :???:
When you have allergies to something, it causes histamine to produce in your body, which goes hand in hand with your membranes swelling. Which is why your nose/cheeks/and even lips can swell up. And the drainage is your body trying to flush out the foreign allergenics. The headache is due to pressure build up.

I'm only allergic to one thing. It's not really anything that can compromise my safety, so I have no reason to refrain from divulging this.

Crest toothpaste. it makes my mouth break out in sores. True story.
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-Heero Yuy 01

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Post by twistedrealityoflove »

I'm allergic to bee stings, pinicilllin, amoxicillin(aka. peto bismol or any other medicine that has it), lysol the floor, etc. cleaner. But atleast I don't have to live in a plastic bubble :-P
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I'm dying in my one little way
I ran to the end
and now I'm hanging by a thread
The blood is pooring down
and I can't move to try
Will you save me
Will you save me
and protect me till the end
just hold me up
and stop the blood from flowing

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Post by Incantatrice »

Heero wrote:I'm only allergic to one thing. It's not really anything that can compromise my safety, so I have no reason to refrain from divulging this.

Crest toothpaste. it makes my mouth break out in sores. True story.
That has to be the saddest true story I've ever heard. Interesting though, you get brownie points for that.
twistedrealityoflove wrote:I'm allergic to bee stings, pinicilllin, amoxicillin(aka. peto bismol or any other medicine that has it), lysol the floor, etc. cleaner. But atleast I don't have to live in a plastic bubble :-P
:eek: That's crazy, though peto bismol tastes like crap so you aint missin much :lol:
A new year means new adventurs...maybe I should get a hard-hat :roll:

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Post by twistedrealityoflove »

yeah that's what my mom said :lol:
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I'm dying in my one little way
I ran to the end
and now I'm hanging by a thread
The blood is pooring down
and I can't move to try
Will you save me
Will you save me
and protect me till the end
just hold me up
and stop the blood from flowing

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Post by wicked »

Heero wrote:Crest toothpaste. it makes my mouth break out in sores. True story.
*grins* Now I know what to buy next time I go shopping. Oh Heero...you only think it can't compromise your safety.

Some of us will find a way. Out of pure love and adoration of course.

~Wicked

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Post by twistedrealityoflove »

:???: I'm confuzzled
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I'm dying in my one little way
I ran to the end
and now I'm hanging by a thread
The blood is pooring down
and I can't move to try
Will you save me
Will you save me
and protect me till the end
just hold me up
and stop the blood from flowing

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Post by wicked »

You are confuzzled why?

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Post by pilot03 »

Because she doesn't understand the greatness of Trowa Barton! :cheer:
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