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Post by The Angry Angel »

:salute: I believe you.


(look, look I got it right. used the right forum/thread for the right purpose. I'm proud of me.)

Dear Heero~

Do you have any 'it absolutely works' tricks/remedies/ideas about how to combat insomnia? What I do on a nightly basis is~~ be completely convinced that I'm bushed when I lay down; lay in bed for hours upon hours; think, think, think; look at clock; think, think, think some more; look at clock again; then probably wear myself out with all the thinking and the anxiety, and then wind up getting none but a good two hours' sleep.

I can't turn the brain off. Noisy neighbors don't help. Those bastards.

But anyway my most important bother is that when I turn in, I _don't_ go to straight to sleep. I'm not too keen on relying on PM pills, so if there's any other method, I'm grateful to find out about it.

Thank you, Heero
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Post by wicked »

CrazyQuatre04 wrote:Dear Heero,

I have a stupid question, and I expect an equally stupid answer. But my problem is serious. :pale: As a nice, sensitive guy, I find myself constantly defending my sexuality to females. Even though I'm straight as an arrow. So what do you do when people mistake you for a gay guy and think you're into Duo instead of Relena? I just need a way to fight back, since no one believes me when I say I LIKE GIRLS! :(

Thanks buddy.

-CQ04
Release a sex tape with you and Paris Hilton. I mean Dorothy. Catherine can be in there too. Just add Noin in for effect.

Then try to sue the people for "selling it on the intarwebs." Nevermind it's actually Abdul leaking it to the porn sites under your orders. It's all about the press and over exposure.

~Wicked

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Post by Smarty Cat »

Randomly popping in because OMG PUPPIES!! (Ask Adaon about my love for puppies sometime. He seems to find it amusing.)
0mikr0n wrote:Anyway... German Shepherds are pretty cool. But don't you think getting it trained like that is a bit... overkill? My uncle had a dog (K9 unit for the police) and I couldn't get fifteen feet from it without it going nuts and trying to kill me.
Schutzhund is not exactly the way that k9s are trained. Although they are similar in some ways and a schutzhund dog can become a police dog (though it isn't usually the other way around for good reason!), there are some very significant differences.

Schutzhund is a dog sport. It's a game with clear rules, in the same way fetch that fetch is a game with clear rules; schutzhund just involves teeth. The dogs know when they hit the field that they are about to play the game. Schutzhund dogs are trained to target a bite sleeve. The presence of that sleeve is what gets them revved up and going, and they bite the sleeve not the person. (Which is not to say that a schutzhund dog won't protect you in a real world confrontation. They may or may not and would probably at least put up a darned good bluff on your behalf, but it is not what they are specifically trained for.)

K9s and personal protection dogs, on the other hand, have to play for keeps due to the dangerous nature of their work. They are taught via full body suits and hidden bite sleeves to be suspicious of people, to target people. They will bite anywhere they get an opportunity. They will push the really big, obvious schutzhund sleeves out of the way or simply head for any unprotected anatomy trying to get to the soft fleshy parts.
SqueezeMe wrote:Doing the training helps to deal with the pup's abundant energy, and it help us get a good handle on him.
I'll certainly second that! My dogs have been trained in personal protection and it was a wonderful outlet for their energy, particularly the youngest. She's a very bold and aggressive dog and would have been downright unmanageable if we hadn't channeled her energy into an appropriate outlet. And whereas before she would have been dangerous to own without the structure that training provided, now she knows under what circumstances it is and is not appropriate to attack (and thus is predictable), releases on command, and can be recalled mid-charge.

Just be very honest with yourself about what your dog is capable of, maintain him accordingly (which basically translates to keeping him secure in your yard/house and away from stupid people when out in public), and have fun with the training! :D
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Smarty Cat wrote:Randomly popping in because OMG PUPPIES!! (Ask Adaon about my love for puppies sometime. He seems to find it amusing.)
It's not like I ever said there was anything WRONG with it. :-P
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Post by Heero »

The weather sure is nice today.
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Post by twistedrealityoflove »

not where I am it isn't
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I'm dying in my one little way
I ran to the end
and now I'm hanging by a thread
The blood is pooring down
and I can't move to try
Will you save me
Will you save me
and protect me till the end
just hold me up
and stop the blood from flowing

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Post by Incantatrice »

All right I got a question for the Perfect Soldier...

Why do people have allergies? And why do they make them have headaches and or "stuffy" heads/smellers(aka nose)? :???:
A new year means new adventurs...maybe I should get a hard-hat :roll:

"A person is a person, no matter how small."

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Post by twistedrealityoflove »

wow nice question
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I'm dying in my one little way
I ran to the end
and now I'm hanging by a thread
The blood is pooring down
and I can't move to try
Will you save me
Will you save me
and protect me till the end
just hold me up
and stop the blood from flowing

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Post by Incantatrice »

twistedrealityoflove wrote:wow nice question
I'm not in a very original mood right now, and being that I am currently suffering from my question it seemed the easy and I've always wondered. :lol:
A new year means new adventurs...maybe I should get a hard-hat :roll:

"A person is a person, no matter how small."

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Post by twistedrealityoflove »

I was being sarcastic 8)
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I'm dying in my one little way
I ran to the end
and now I'm hanging by a thread
The blood is pooring down
and I can't move to try
Will you save me
Will you save me
and protect me till the end
just hold me up
and stop the blood from flowing

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