Author?s Note: Well, I?ve been having writer?s block so I decided to make fun of it. The title really doesn?t have a lot to do with the story, it just kinda explains my dilemma. So I?m using this to get my muse back, and make fun of the fact that I can?t write anything right now
. So, I hope you enjoy, even though it?ll be bad. LOL 
Summary: Heero doesn?t understand why he is unable to act his monotone self. The rest of the Gundam Pilots try to help.
Writers Block
?What the hell.?
This was the fifth time Heero tried to start up the Wing Zero, with still no luck. He would just write it off as him having a bad day, but this had been going on for three weeks now. For God sake, he was making jokes. ?What the hell is wrong with me.?
?Hey buddy boy. What?s wrong with you? Mad because you?re blowing it with Relena??
Heero exited the hanger of Wing Zero and glared at Duo.
?For your information nothing is going on with me and Relena, and I don?t know what?s wrong. Wait?come here for a sec.?
?Uh?,? Duo never liked it when Heero wanted him to come over for a sec. It always involved Duo getting hit in either the head or the stomach. Both places were uncomfortable.
?Will you just come up here. I?m not going to do anything?,? but Duo didn?t hear Heero mumble ?yet? under his breath.
?Alright, what can I do for you??
?Start Wing Zero.?
Duo stared at Heero, baffled with the request Heero just made.
?Why do you need me to do that. Why don?t you just turn it on yourself??
?Just do it.?
Duo mumbled an ?ok? and proceeded to started Wing Zero. When the Gundam started Duo clearly saw the anger and frustration on Heero?s face.
?I did the same exact thing and nothing happened. I even checked to see if it was broken and nothing. And I know that you?re not good enough to control Zero.?
With that last statement the grin that was on Duo?s face vanished.
?Well if you?re going to be mean to me, then I?ll just turn it off.?
?You know you can?t?I?ll never be able to turn it back on.?
?Unless you say sorry Zero is going to be shut down,? Duo said while crossing his arms.
?How about you get out of the hanger now and I won?t beat the living daylight out of you?? At this point a neon sign that said ?Don?t fuck with me? was clearly seen above Heero?s head.
?Hee hee, you know I was only kidding right Heero, my main man??
?Yeah you were only kidding.? Heero moved swiftly and grabbed Duo?s long braid, and proceeded to yank him out of Zero.
?Ow ow ow ow ow! Hey! Stop pulling! I?m out, I?m out! God!?
?Now, get to your little Gundam and get ready for our fight.?
With that said Heero gave a smile smirk and sat down inside Zero.
The Next Day
?Oh, come on. First Zero now this.?
So far, in a period of a month, Heero?s lamp broke, his laptop caught a virus, someone ate his lunch, and now his spandex shrunk.
?Oy vey.?
?Seems like you?re having a bad day.? Wu Fei entered Heero?s room, leaning on the door frame.
?I?m not having a bad day, more like a bad month. Of course if everything keeps going wrong I?m going to have a bad year.?
Heero sighed. He really needed a vacation.
Just then Trowa entered Heero?s room.
?What?s going on??
?Heero?s having a bad day.?
?Month.?
?Sorry, month. Like that made a big difference.?
?Hey Wu Fei. How about you do me a favor like shut the fuck up??
?Frisky, aren?t we??
Heero stared at Wu Fei. ?Frisky? What kind of a guy are you? Man, I used to think you were straight, but after that, I don?t know.?
?Yeah that really didn?t sound right from you Wu Fei.?
Wu Fei had a look of total disbelieve on his face, then he stomped out of the room, but Heero was still able to yell a ?woman? while Wu Fei was still in ear shot.
?So?,? Trowa began, ?Do you know why you?ve been having a bad month??
Heero sighed. ?I have no clue. It was like one sec I was fine, then all of this started to happen. I can?t figure it out.?
?Hmmm.? Trowa seemed like he cared about Heero?s problem, and Heero thought he would give some good advice.
?Well??
Trowa stared at Heero. ?Well what??
?What are you going to say? Give me something.?
?Oh, OH! You thought I was going to give you advice. Oh, no. I just wanted to be nosy. Why do you think I stay quiet. People always tell the quiet people their sob stories, then I get to blackmail them. It?s a win-win situation.?
?How in the world is it a win-win situation??
?They get someone to listen to them, and I get money. See? Win-win.?
?GET OUT!!!?
Later That Day
?Hey Quatre.?
Quatre looked up from the book he was reading at the kitchen table.
?Oh, hi Heero. Heard you?re having a bad day.?
?Month.?
?Right month. Wu Fei did say you were going to bitch about that small detail.?
?Wait, since when do you cuss??
?Since always. I?m not really innocent, I just act that way to get people to trust me, then I either blackmail them or steal from them.?
?Huh, did you know Trowa blackmails people too??
?Yeah, we?re in business together now.?
Heero covered his ears, he didn?t want to hear anymore.
?Hey buddy boy. How you been doin??? Just to let you know I turned off Wing Zero. I told you I would get back at you for pulling my hair.?
?Well thanks a lot!? Wu Fei charged into the kitchen. ?Thanks a lot Heero. Because of your damn comment I have to reevaluate my whole sexual preference.?
?Does that mean you?re gay?? Trowa walked in. ?If it does then you may be owning me some money soon.?
?Shut up, Shut up, Shut up!!!?
Everyone stared at Heero.
?Now I know why the hell I haven?t been having any good days! It?s because ever since I teamed up with you people, you all have been driving me crazy! Just stay the fuck away from me!?
Quatre raised his hand.
?What?!?
?If you?re going crazy, that?s like something you wouldn?t want other people to know right??
?I don?t believe this.?
Heero left the kitchen, entered the hanger of Zero, left Peacemillion, and shot one quick blast at the ship.
?Thank God. Now I can be at Peace.?
?Hey buddy boy.?
?What the??
?I hope you didn?t think you could get rid of us so easily. We just followed you out.?
Heero looked around. All of the other Gundam pilots were around him. Heero sank down in his seat.
?I?m never having a good day ever again, am I??
Just then Duo?s face came on screen.
?With us around?nope. By the way, don?t try to self detonate. We cut that the same day you came aboard.?
?DAMN!!!!!!?
I know it wasn?t good. I hope it was funny though. And to make sure I don?t offend anyone, I have nothing against gay people. Actually I want them to be able to get married (why can?t they be as miserable as the rest of us?), but I thought it would be funny for someone to call Wu Fei gay, and then see his reaction. Well now that this is done, maybe I can actually finish writing my other fics.
Karu Black 
