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Beer-monster
The Chicken Dance Returns
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Joined: Tue May 20, 2003 7:24 pm
Location: Rifling through your stuff

Post by Beer-monster »

What do you mean you're not back. You'd better be back or I'll castrate your Hee-chan. :evil:
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

I believe in love stories but despise romances.

I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.

Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster

http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html
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Beer-monster
The Chicken Dance Returns
Posts: 2119
Joined: Tue May 20, 2003 7:24 pm
Location: Rifling through your stuff

Post by Beer-monster »

I finally have a fic posted. Woo-hoo.

Its not 1xR, :( and it really short :( and probably lame :(

But its up, with no apparent bugger ups. :D

* Beer-monster does the dance the victory*

Shimmy shimmy.
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

I believe in love stories but despise romances.

I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.

Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster

http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html
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Melville's Best Friend
Not retired, just resting. 1xR Forever!
Posts: 717
Joined: Mon Jan 06, 2003 8:53 am
Location: Avec ma chien. ^_____^ BUT! Wishing I was w/ Wicked
Contact:
Contact Melville's Best Friend

Post by Melville's Best Friend »

You have reminded me of me and my friend making up a song. Here's what happened...the music was playing, and we were recording (we make up songs on the spot, and we're pretty good at it) she started, like....speaking to the music....Preparing me to go...Only I thought SHE was gonna start...so we ended up with:



Friend: *sings...more like...chants* Gimmie lil' shimmy...

MBF: *singing* Shimmy shimayyyy


Friend: Just a lil' shimmy....


MBF:....shimay shimay....


Friend: (looking at me like why aren't you starting?) SHIMMY?

MBF: (looking at her like...I'm supposed to?).....ahhhy......


And then laughter. We caught it all on tape, and it's so funny.


That's all.
Bob is my avatar. wicked made it for me. She is basically to-the-limit. Except she's bereft. And that is so sad.

Drop it. Like it is hot.
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Kaili Charmer
Bishounen Strip Club Special Guest|Mobile Armor Pilot in Training
Posts: 467
Joined: Tue Oct 01, 2002 6:06 pm
Location: photo dark room

Post by Kaili Charmer »

don't really know you Wicked, but
~hug~
~*Kai*~

bE oRiGiNaL~ Don't spit fire- that's plagiarism of Godzilla

Fan of pairings: Heero/Relena, Van/Hitomi, Kyo/Tohru, InuYasha/Kagome
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Beer-monster
The Chicken Dance Returns
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Joined: Tue May 20, 2003 7:24 pm
Location: Rifling through your stuff

Post by Beer-monster »

I'm bored of the shimmy. :-?


Everyone start a conga line. * Grabs MBF's hips"

A-do the, do the Conga. Ah do-the do-the Conga.

Everone join in its conga night. :D
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

I believe in love stories but despise romances.

I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.

Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster

http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html
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Melville's Best Friend
Not retired, just resting. 1xR Forever!
Posts: 717
Joined: Mon Jan 06, 2003 8:53 am
Location: Avec ma chien. ^_____^ BUT! Wishing I was w/ Wicked
Contact:
Contact Melville's Best Friend

Post by Melville's Best Friend »

*watches Beer's hands*


:roll: ....... 8)



*decides she likes where they sit*




KONGA!!!!
Bob is my avatar. wicked made it for me. She is basically to-the-limit. Except she's bereft. And that is so sad.

Drop it. Like it is hot.
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Beer-monster
The Chicken Dance Returns
Posts: 2119
Joined: Tue May 20, 2003 7:24 pm
Location: Rifling through your stuff

Post by Beer-monster »

Yay! Conga.

The dance of love *seductive brit accent activated* 8)

:-?

Or is that the Tango?

Huh? :roll: :-?
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

I believe in love stories but despise romances.

I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.

Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster

http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html
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wicked
Rose's Favorite. Really, just ask her.
Posts: 1407
Joined: Thu Nov 14, 2002 4:19 am
Location: The log on which I am a bump.

Post by wicked »

I wouldn't know but can I join? *places hands on Beer's waist to continue the Conga line*

~Wicked
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RyanEX2000
Keeper of Dorothy's Dirty Drawer
Posts: 310
Joined: Thu Feb 20, 2003 11:02 pm
Location: Tiny Island that no One knows about

Post by RyanEX2000 »

Well......when in Rome(joins line)
-The Keeper of Dorothy's Dirty Drawers-

STRESS
The confusion caused when one's
mind overrides the body's basic
desire to choke the living shit out of
some jerk who desperately needs it.

Friendship is for the weak - Seto Kaiba
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Beer-monster
The Chicken Dance Returns
Posts: 2119
Joined: Tue May 20, 2003 7:24 pm
Location: Rifling through your stuff

Post by Beer-monster »

Badoompa doompa doompa.

Badoompa doompa doompa

Na na na na Hey!

Na na na na



Everybody Conga, everybody Conga.

:eek:
*yelps.*
:eek:


Hand on my hips Wicked not my butt! :evil:
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

I believe in love stories but despise romances.

I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.

Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster

http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html
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