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Red Ninja
Wicked is my hero!
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Post by Red Ninja »

Maybe if you wore um lighter glasses you could lighten up the sun......yeah sure, that'll work
Well I can fight like the devil
Or do what I'm told
But one of these days
I've got to hit the road
On my way home
I'm coming home
That's where I'm going
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Melville's Best Friend
Not retired, just resting. 1xR Forever!
Posts: 717
Joined: Mon Jan 06, 2003 8:53 am
Location: Avec ma chien. ^_____^ BUT! Wishing I was w/ Wicked
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Post by Melville's Best Friend »

*sings* Let's go surfin' now! Everybody's learnin' how!


Yes! SURF!!! *cackles*


SURF LIKE A TURTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob is my avatar. wicked made it for me. She is basically to-the-limit. Except she's bereft. And that is so sad.

Drop it. Like it is hot.
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Beer-monster
The Chicken Dance Returns
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Joined: Tue May 20, 2003 7:24 pm
Location: Rifling through your stuff

Post by Beer-monster »

No thanks, If I feel the need to drown, I'll use my kitchen sink.
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

I believe in love stories but despise romances.

I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.

Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster

http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html
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Melville's Best Friend
Not retired, just resting. 1xR Forever!
Posts: 717
Joined: Mon Jan 06, 2003 8:53 am
Location: Avec ma chien. ^_____^ BUT! Wishing I was w/ Wicked
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Post by Melville's Best Friend »

I don't want to drown you.

*giggles*

Quite the contrary...I have PLANS for you...*snickers*

Heero: *glare*

MBF: :eek:

Heero: *glare*

MBF: Hee-chan! ^_^;;; You weren't do home for another 23 hours! Back so soon?

Heero: *drags MBF off*
Bob is my avatar. wicked made it for me. She is basically to-the-limit. Except she's bereft. And that is so sad.

Drop it. Like it is hot.
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Beer-monster
The Chicken Dance Returns
Posts: 2119
Joined: Tue May 20, 2003 7:24 pm
Location: Rifling through your stuff

Post by Beer-monster »

MBF has plans for me

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Mommy!!
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

I believe in love stories but despise romances.

I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.

Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster

http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html
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Melville's Best Friend
Not retired, just resting. 1xR Forever!
Posts: 717
Joined: Mon Jan 06, 2003 8:53 am
Location: Avec ma chien. ^_____^ BUT! Wishing I was w/ Wicked
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Post by Melville's Best Friend »

Oh, they're not bad plans...Well....bad MORALY....


They're wrong if you think of it THAT way. shhh, Beer.

I won't hurt you....^_~
Bob is my avatar. wicked made it for me. She is basically to-the-limit. Except she's bereft. And that is so sad.

Drop it. Like it is hot.
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Beer-monster
The Chicken Dance Returns
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Joined: Tue May 20, 2003 7:24 pm
Location: Rifling through your stuff

Post by Beer-monster »

So if they're not bad morally what then? Bad in the tear off my clothes, oil me up and sacrifice me to your dark god kind of way. :-?
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

I believe in love stories but despise romances.

I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.

Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster

http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html
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Melville's Best Friend
Not retired, just resting. 1xR Forever!
Posts: 717
Joined: Mon Jan 06, 2003 8:53 am
Location: Avec ma chien. ^_____^ BUT! Wishing I was w/ Wicked
Contact:
Contact Melville's Best Friend

Post by Melville's Best Friend »

:eek:



I will not sacrifice you.

Tear off your clothes and glaze you in oil?

*whistles*
Bob is my avatar. wicked made it for me. She is basically to-the-limit. Except she's bereft. And that is so sad.

Drop it. Like it is hot.
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Beer-monster
The Chicken Dance Returns
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Joined: Tue May 20, 2003 7:24 pm
Location: Rifling through your stuff

Post by Beer-monster »

Aw...I was looking forwards to meeting your dark gods.

What kind of oil. Couldn't I just glaze you with beer? 8)
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

I believe in love stories but despise romances.

I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.

Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster

http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html
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RyanEX2000
Keeper of Dorothy's Dirty Drawer
Posts: 310
Joined: Thu Feb 20, 2003 11:02 pm
Location: Tiny Island that no One knows about

Post by RyanEX2000 »

Mellie's dark god used to be Hades,Lord of the Underworld,whom I defeated with my trusty Keyblade.......on loan from Sora of course.

I now use him to punish slow writers(glances around).He is surprisingly efficient in that regard.
-The Keeper of Dorothy's Dirty Drawers-

STRESS
The confusion caused when one's
mind overrides the body's basic
desire to choke the living shit out of
some jerk who desperately needs it.

Friendship is for the weak - Seto Kaiba
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