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RyanEX2000
Keeper of Dorothy's Dirty Drawer
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Post by RyanEX2000 »

The ladies appear to quite down Beer(Well...Mellie anyway,need to get that picture of wicked bouncing up and down out of my head)

Heh.A coffee drinking Brit.Well...I suppose that as a college student it should have been expected.
-The Keeper of Dorothy's Dirty Drawers-

STRESS
The confusion caused when one's
mind overrides the body's basic
desire to choke the living shit out of
some jerk who desperately needs it.

Friendship is for the weak - Seto Kaiba
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Red Ninja
Wicked is my hero!
Posts: 358
Joined: Sun Mar 30, 2003 3:59 pm
Location: My stupid cubicle
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Post by Red Ninja »

mmmmm coffee

damnit! No caffine on Ninja's diet......ahh well I'll drink it anyway and have a salad for lunch
Well I can fight like the devil
Or do what I'm told
But one of these days
I've got to hit the road
On my way home
I'm coming home
That's where I'm going
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Beer-monster
The Chicken Dance Returns
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Joined: Tue May 20, 2003 7:24 pm
Location: Rifling through your stuff

Post by Beer-monster »

I've finished my exams :D One year of damned irritationg equation is over, woohoo.

*Beer-monster preceds to drink heavily, do a little dance, does the shimmy and shakes his booty.*

Where did I put that posing pouch?
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

I believe in love stories but despise romances.

I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.

Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster

http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html
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RyanEX2000
Keeper of Dorothy's Dirty Drawer
Posts: 310
Joined: Thu Feb 20, 2003 11:02 pm
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Post by RyanEX2000 »

Congrats Beer.....
But shouldn't the drinking,dancing and shaking wait yntil you get your results.
-The Keeper of Dorothy's Dirty Drawers-

STRESS
The confusion caused when one's
mind overrides the body's basic
desire to choke the living shit out of
some jerk who desperately needs it.

Friendship is for the weak - Seto Kaiba
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Beer-monster
The Chicken Dance Returns
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Joined: Tue May 20, 2003 7:24 pm
Location: Rifling through your stuff

Post by Beer-monster »

No when the results come back I'll be drowning my sorrows and seeking meaningless comfort sex to make up for my failures.

So that means that now is the time to do a little dance, make a little love, and if I'm sober enough maybe get down tonight.
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

I believe in love stories but despise romances.

I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.

Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster

http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html
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shadowcat
Bishounen Strip Club Special Guest|Mobile Armor Pilot in Training
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Joined: Fri Feb 07, 2003 8:30 pm
Location: *blank smile*

Post by shadowcat »

Crap, i'm always late...


Welcome anyways Beer!

I haven't seen a guy as talkative as Ryan in years! :wink:

and yea, i hate it when my results come back fromm exams.....yes i drink a little when the time comes...no i don't dance...coz i'll be too drunk....

anyhow, me eyes hurt from reading all the pages.....

ta ta for now....
-Shadow
Look into my eyes...I'm not coming back
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RyanEX2000
Keeper of Dorothy's Dirty Drawer
Posts: 310
Joined: Thu Feb 20, 2003 11:02 pm
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Post by RyanEX2000 »

Wait a minute,you're the guy who wrote Three Little Words..........
You know how long I've been waiting on a chapter three.(grabs him and flings him back to England).FINISH IT.......or at least get out a third chapter :D .

Shadow.If you want to see the fic.....it's a very good read by the way......you'll have to look in FFNet.

Other than that........thinking such depressing thoughts will only lead to failure Beer.Think positive,man.
-The Keeper of Dorothy's Dirty Drawers-

STRESS
The confusion caused when one's
mind overrides the body's basic
desire to choke the living shit out of
some jerk who desperately needs it.

Friendship is for the weak - Seto Kaiba
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Beer-monster
The Chicken Dance Returns
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Joined: Tue May 20, 2003 7:24 pm
Location: Rifling through your stuff

Post by Beer-monster »

Um..yeah I did kinda write that. Its Not very good though. And Ryan I'd like to think positive but its impossible for me.
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

I believe in love stories but despise romances.

I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.

Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster

http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html
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Melville's Best Friend
Not retired, just resting. 1xR Forever!
Posts: 717
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Location: Avec ma chien. ^_____^ BUT! Wishing I was w/ Wicked
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Post by Melville's Best Friend »

*sings* I.....wanna soak up the sun!!!!! Wanna tell everyone to lighten up!!!! *stops singing as her surfer-chick mood passes*


Which is impossible, in its way. How can one LIGHTEN in the sun?
:-?


I wonder....
Bob is my avatar. wicked made it for me. She is basically to-the-limit. Except she's bereft. And that is so sad.

Drop it. Like it is hot.
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Beer-monster
The Chicken Dance Returns
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Post by Beer-monster »

Okay...English guy gonna try and talk surfer...give me a minute...........
COWABUNGA!!!


Or possibly something else assuming that surfers DO NOT talk like crime fighting turtles. :)
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

I believe in love stories but despise romances.

I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.

Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster

http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html
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