DISCLAIMER: Me no claims rights or ownership to GWing.! I own nothing!!WAHHH!!
Another day working.
Duo sorted through the bits of scrap mobile suits. He'd melt down the parts and sell them off to the engineers repairing the colonies that had been damaged in the battles.
A better use for this junk.
"Lunch is almost ready!"
"Be right there Hilde-Babe."
Duo picked up a piece and he blinked "Hey is that a part of Epyon?" Looking at it more closely he realised it was just a part of armour off a Cancer suit. He chucked it over his shoulder. "Pfftt."
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What the Hell's that?"
The loud shriek came from next door.
Duo peeped over the fence "Hey there what's going on?"
"You!"
"Me?"
"Your dog! Your damn rotten flea bag useless dog! It-it-"
"What did he do now?"
"The same thing he always does! Scaring my poor lil Furbert!" she pointed at the trembling-wide-eyed grey rabbit in it's humble cage.
"Oh he's just playing with him. Come here boy! Come here...where is he?"
"I shooed him away, Keep the monster out of my yard!"
"Well, EXCUSE ME, you should lock your yard up."
"How dare you!"
"Duo!"
Oh no...
Hilde smiled, taking Duo's hand "We're deeply sorry. Digger won't go in your yard again."
"This better be the last time! Or I'll report yas both! And have that damn beast destroyed!"
"Yeah you have a nice day too." Hilde begins dragging Duo inside.
"Hilde, I know what you're thinking, but Digger is just playing. Have you even seen that rabbit next door? Anyone would wanna scare it I mean the thing looks......" Duo shudders
"Find the chain-"
"But-"
"Only when you're not watching him. That's all."
"I run wild! You gonna chain me up too......hey that's a good idea!" Duo ran his finger up Hilde's spine
"DUO!!!"
"What?"
Hilde shoves his plate into his hands "LUNCH!"
* * * * *
Another day at work. Oh dang it! I forgot to chain up Digger.....
Sniff sniff "What's that's smell!"
"Bark! Bark!"
"Digger did you do a big sh....."
Digger drops a dead grey rabbit at Duo's feet. The scruffy beast wagging his tail proudly.
"......DIGGER... NO! BAD BOY!" Duo looks around.
Hilde's out shopping.
"Is she..." Duo peeps over the fence....
she's not home either.
"Digger, you've got us both into deep crap. Bad do-....no it's all my fault." Duo glances at the lonely chain by the clothesline.
Duo takes the smelly dead bunny inside.
I gotta do this quickly.
Duo scrubbed the dirt and dog saliva out of the dead rabbit's fur, then turned on Hilde's hair-dryer to finsish the job.
Ha, she still doesn't lock her gate!
Duo cautiously walked in his neighbour's yard, approaching the cage.
Huh?
"How'd you get the rabbit out without opening the cage Digger?"
Oh well.
Duo stuck the rabbit back inside the cage.
It will look like it died of natural causes. He was old anyway.
* * * * *
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"DUO!" Hilde yelled
Oh geez what now?
Hilde gave him a glare then ran over next door "What's wrong?"
"My poor little Furbert!"
"What happened?"
Duo glanced over the fence, uh-oh
"It's-it's back! Back from the grave!"
"HUH?" asked Duo
"He died last night and I buried him....who did this! What kind of a person digs up your dead beloved pet and cleans em and puts em back in it's cage!?"
Hilde patted her neighbour on the back "Sick people."
Duo shrugged.
The End
AN: I did get the plot outline out of an urban legend. "pets return from the grave
" though I couldn't have that as the title, its a dead give away.
hope you enjoyed.
