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Red Ninja
Wicked is my hero!
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Post by Red Ninja »

I live 2 blocks from a dairy queen.....mmmm


And um I'm sure there's beer around here somewhere..mmmmm
Well I can fight like the devil
Or do what I'm told
But one of these days
I've got to hit the road
On my way home
I'm coming home
That's where I'm going
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Beer-monster
The Chicken Dance Returns
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Post by Beer-monster »

Not a drinker????? :-?

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...

Nope :-? Still don't understand.
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

I believe in love stories but despise romances.

I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.

Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster

http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html
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RyanEX2000
Keeper of Dorothy's Dirty Drawer
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Location: Tiny Island that no One knows about

Post by RyanEX2000 »

Let me put it this way Beer.The strongest thing I drink is Coke.

I've tasted Carib and Stag.And to my eternal embaressment I spewed it all over my boss during an office partay
-The Keeper of Dorothy's Dirty Drawers-

STRESS
The confusion caused when one's
mind overrides the body's basic
desire to choke the living shit out of
some jerk who desperately needs it.

Friendship is for the weak - Seto Kaiba
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Beer-monster
The Chicken Dance Returns
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Post by Beer-monster »

Such embarrassing actions are only a stronger reason to drink. How else would you get such great anicdotes to share without beer. I've got tons of the stories, includng all sorts of actions from spewing to public nudity to women who I really wish had nevr been allowed outside of their cave.

Ooh, Thats gonna get me some pain off wicked and MBF.

Its all part of the wonderous circle of beer! Praise be to the beer god.
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

I believe in love stories but despise romances.

I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.

Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster

http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html
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RyanEX2000
Keeper of Dorothy's Dirty Drawer
Posts: 310
Joined: Thu Feb 20, 2003 11:02 pm
Location: Tiny Island that no One knows about

Post by RyanEX2000 »

Ooookkkaaayyy. :eek: .You go brother.

I think I'll stick with Coke for now
-The Keeper of Dorothy's Dirty Drawers-

STRESS
The confusion caused when one's
mind overrides the body's basic
desire to choke the living shit out of
some jerk who desperately needs it.

Friendship is for the weak - Seto Kaiba
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Beer-monster
The Chicken Dance Returns
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Location: Rifling through your stuff

Post by Beer-monster »

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO don't do it.

Sobriety is just not worth it.
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

I believe in love stories but despise romances.

I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.

Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster

http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html
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RyanEX2000
Keeper of Dorothy's Dirty Drawer
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Post by RyanEX2000 »

Really now.
I'll have to remember that :-P .But nonetheless I'm too old(though not THAT old) to acquire the taste.
-The Keeper of Dorothy's Dirty Drawers-

STRESS
The confusion caused when one's
mind overrides the body's basic
desire to choke the living shit out of
some jerk who desperately needs it.

Friendship is for the weak - Seto Kaiba
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Melville's Best Friend
Not retired, just resting. 1xR Forever!
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Location: Avec ma chien. ^_____^ BUT! Wishing I was w/ Wicked
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Post by Melville's Best Friend »

Don't look at the Keep er of DDD that way. He can't help it if he lives in a place with a population of him, his brother, and a monley who shaves.



I don't enjoy ice cream, really.

Too cold.

I'd rather be warm...Then again, it's FREEZING in the IHOSM...Very cold...The Queen of the KTBC likes it cold so that she and Trowa can warm things up.


Whatever.



Heero's still out of town.


Beer, come over. ^_^
Bob is my avatar. wicked made it for me. She is basically to-the-limit. Except she's bereft. And that is so sad.

Drop it. Like it is hot.
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Melville's Best Friend
Not retired, just resting. 1xR Forever!
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Post by Melville's Best Friend »

Beer-monster wrote: How else would you get such great anicdotes to share without beer.

I have interesting stories and I've never drunk.

But I assume what you're going to say is "that's because you're insane"

Why, yes. It is.

I lie. I do drink...But only because of the crack. The crack, yeah, it just sucks the liquid right out of me...'Cause of the crack...

Nah. I joke about drinking and crack, but I do it. I do. ...I love it...Well, I don't love it, but I do do it..

No. I don't drink or do crack.

But I do sniff glue.

Not a lot, but, you know..a little here and there...or at parties...You know. Someone's got a little Elmers, sure. I'll...take a whif.


I lie. I do nothing. As Ryan said to me earlier, I am a real church girl.

^_^ Proud? You bet I am!!!!!!


BTW, Ryan! I have to tell you about the construction workers at my work!!!!



I've got tons of the stories, includng all sorts of actions from spewing to public nudity to women who I really wish had nevr been allowed outside of their cave.


.........EXCUSE me?


.......I think that deserves a sock-thrashing.

*nods* Oh yes indeed I do.


*readies her grapefruit in a sock*
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Bob is my avatar. wicked made it for me. She is basically to-the-limit. Except she's bereft. And that is so sad.

Drop it. Like it is hot.
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silversong
Wicket of Sticky
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Post by silversong »

Well, firstly I'll say hello to CBF. Hallooo! I'm Silversong, entitled the Wicket of Sticky, and a bit of a latecomer to this post, but that's all right.

Lessee here... I'm not hugely familiar with Cowboy Bebop but hope to become so someday, and when it comes to GW I stand up for my ozzies and alt couples. And the entire UC timeline, but I'm odd like that. :D

I'm sure you know quite well now that MBF, Wicked, Ryan and Beer-Monster are all quite loony. I am loony also, although a tad less and in a more ... subdued way. (Although, for Beer's sake, I have been told by my friends to never ever get drunk because I'm weird enough sober some days that I'd be really scary drunk.) I'm an occasional sidekick to MBF's and Wicked's adventures, usually debating with Ryan or as a resident psychological expert on the 'Why?' of their lunacy.

~Silver, who just realized how wordy she's managed to get
Tomorrow shall be my dancing day
I would my true love did so chance
To see the legend of my play
To call my true love to my dance
Sing O my love, O my love, my love, my love
This have I done for my true love!

Going forwards is just fine. It''s when I go backwards that I start to have problems. ~Panic

Behold the Wicket of Sticky!!
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