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:eek: We aren't talking about the 7 year old or her father. Coats is a professor both Sissy and I had.
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APerfectSoldier87 wrote:Or his 7 year old daugthers poem!!!

HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHa

Find the sexual image of piece of paper!
A piece of paper - plain piece of paper - is white. It symbolizes the purity of virginity. Once writing has taken place on her piece of paper, she is no longer pure. She has experienced the world, and her perceptions and very image will change.

The first dot would be red.... :lol:
8) 50 days til <s>I leave for Florida</s> FREEDOM! Image

I have been crowned the Queen of Ghetto Foods.

Puppy used all my mind soap. I apologize... :lol:

The best typo EVAH: ?Circe, I can?t stay in her much longer! It?s hot...!? Epyon called.

Bubby to Morri: Man! You're way out of my league!

"I think he's hormonal." - Morri

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Post by Jackie »

MuffinButton wrote::eek: We aren't talking about the 7 year old or her father. Coats is a professor both Sissy and I had.
Yes, we are. It was HIS 7 year old daughter who wrote the poem! :-P
8) 50 days til <s>I leave for Florida</s> FREEDOM! Image

I have been crowned the Queen of Ghetto Foods.

Puppy used all my mind soap. I apologize... :lol:

The best typo EVAH: ?Circe, I can?t stay in her much longer! It?s hot...!? Epyon called.

Bubby to Morri: Man! You're way out of my league!

"I think he's hormonal." - Morri

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Post by APerfectSoldier87 »

Steel bar.

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Post by Jackie »

APerfectSoldier87 wrote:Steel bar.
Oh dear fuzzy... :eek: You don't see it?

A steel bar implies firmness, strength, and endurance. It is smooth, long, and hollow or solid. Either fluids can easily be transfered through it, or the solidity simply adds to its strength and firmness. :lol:

I don't have to spell it out for you, do I??

Try agian. 8)
8) 50 days til <s>I leave for Florida</s> FREEDOM! Image

I have been crowned the Queen of Ghetto Foods.

Puppy used all my mind soap. I apologize... :lol:

The best typo EVAH: ?Circe, I can?t stay in her much longer! It?s hot...!? Epyon called.

Bubby to Morri: Man! You're way out of my league!

"I think he's hormonal." - Morri

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Post by MuffinButton »

Feral image!! :eek:
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:bounce: I chained her to a tree. I don't know why, though. :bounce:

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Post by APerfectSoldier87 »

the bible

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Post by Jackie »

8) Song of Solomon. 'Nuff said. :lol:

David....... :lol:

Edit: Absalom.... And the concubines... *cough* Circumcision *cough* which is technically not sexual, but it does involve certain parts...
8) 50 days til <s>I leave for Florida</s> FREEDOM! Image

I have been crowned the Queen of Ghetto Foods.

Puppy used all my mind soap. I apologize... :lol:

The best typo EVAH: ?Circe, I can?t stay in her much longer! It?s hot...!? Epyon called.

Bubby to Morri: Man! You're way out of my league!

"I think he's hormonal." - Morri

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Post by APerfectSoldier87 »

staple

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Post by MuffinButton »

A sexually active woman's legs. (Same with buckteeth... Did you know that in the middle ages, it was a sign of beauty if a woman had buckteeth? It meant she was easy -supposedly...)
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