Ali's Dare: Showers

[Jackie]

Here I thought I was all citrus-ed out.

You finally came down to *our* level!

YOU DECADENT PERSON!! I knew the holier-than-thou non-hentai propaganda was a front!

I liked it. Very substantial and DIRTY!!!!!! Just dirty!!

Superb, woman. Superb.

But um...mocassins? I always took Heero for a wear socks to bed dude.

Thank you! ^_^ I'm glad you liked it.

And it wasn't a holier-than-thou attitude!! I just... don't really like that kind of stuff. ^_^ Seriously, I squirm if I have to walk through the men's underware section in the stores. ^^;

[Jackie]

*wiggles eyebrows* Jackie no hentai

JACKS. I LOVED IT. I must admit though, I cannot WAIT for you to get married, so then you can explore the equally erotic adventures of...."against the wall!", "on the floor!", "in the bath", "in the car!", "wearing clothes!", "on the sofa!", "in the chair", and my personal favorite...'^___________^' (<-- snarky devil horns) "on the kitchen counter".

GOOD LUCK, MY LOVELY. You will do your man PROUD.

(and the story was AMAZING, btw. Let me dare you again.


Let me.)

Not any time soon, at the very least.

O_O Wow... Someone more excited about my future sex life than me!! ^^; I really couldn't care less.

Second time I've received such a compliment, (doing a man proud), though I must admit that I'd rather it come from you than my band directors. That was just... severely awkward! ^^;

But... The kitchen counter??! You're supposed to cook food on the kitchen counter. To eat. Unsanitary!!

Glad I met your standards.

[Jackie]

see I knew the evil plot from the begining. This was really good Jackie! See I knew your mind could use a good scrub. not that I can talk. *shivers*

EDIT: PS. I use shower gel.

YOU could use a good shower... Maybe your mind should soak in suds...

Thanks. ^_^

:-? Seriously, most guys don't use shower gel. I think it has to do with picking out a fragrance, and maybe even the whole sponge deal. ^^;

[Morrighan]

WOW, Jackie. I am very impressed. ^_^

[Jackie]

WOW, Jackie. I am very impressed. ^_^

Ooops! Forgot to respond!! ^^; Sorry! - But it has a title now!

Thanky! ^_^

I can't believe I wrote most of that... ^^;

[The Elelmental Paladin]

What the heck is a sponge?

[Alilamba]

Ewww, a sponge in the shower? Maybe a loofa or...a WASHCLOTH.

JACKS, YOU NEED TO REWRITE.

[The Elelmental Paladin]

Yeah, you do. Sponges are for washing dishes and cars and stuff, not people.

[Jackie]

Whatever. I couldn't remember the word "loofa."

But a... WASHCLOTH??! Okay... Now THAT is disgusting, Ali. Maybe for your face... maybe...

[The Elelmental Paladin]

You need to get online and talk to me!!!