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Beer-monster
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Post by Beer-monster »

hi, we've already talked but hi again.

I'm new too so I can relate. MBF and wicked freak the hell out of me too.
:D

:eek:

ooops did I say that out loud.

They are soooo gonna kill me.
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

I believe in love stories but despise romances.

I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.

Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster

http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html

wicked
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Post by wicked »

Cowboy_Bebop_Fanatic wrote:everyone is insane in one way or another.
You have no idea. None at all....

~Wicked <---who would worship Vicious if given the chance.

RyanEX2000
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Post by RyanEX2000 »

Question.
Just who is this 'Vicious' you're suddenly on about Wicked.
Trowa's been wandering around muttering about "Damn Vampires" and "Testosterone driven monks".
Not that I mind it when he visits every now and then....but it's been getting more and more difficult for me and Dory-chan to get any quality time alone......if you get my meaning.
-The Keeper of Dorothy's Dirty Drawers-

STRESS
The confusion caused when one's
mind overrides the body's basic
desire to choke the living shit out of
some jerk who desperately needs it.

Friendship is for the weak - Seto Kaiba

wicked
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Post by wicked »

:eek: You don't know Vicious?!?! Dory-chan should have you whipped!!! I've always been on about Vicious. How can you not love a man with a name like that?

I can understand Tro-love going on and on about damn vampires (I still love you Alucard!) but I'm confused as to why he brought Miroku into it. I'm all about Sesshomaru. I just felt bad for Priestie Boy. Although Quatre and I had a convo the other day and it was brought to my attention that Miroku tends to be a tad hentai...and well I am the Hentai Heretic...so I think it was a way for me to start a support group or something.

I'll have a talk with him Ryan. I would hate to have Dorothy's ire directed at me. *shudders* In fact, I'll find him right now and beat some sense into him. That way you can have all the fun you want for a few days. ^_^

~Wicked

P.S. Vicious is what some may say is Spike's nemesis from Cowboy Bebop. He's evil. He's sexy. I love him. Oh yeah.

Beer-monster
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Post by Beer-monster »

*Beer-monster shakes his head and sigh*

Just when I though it was safe to come back to the forum. Just when I thought it could not get any more insane.

Ah, if you can't beat them join them :D

*Goes insane*

Bibble-bibble. Pants. Custard. Don't sit on my artichokes, bottle of rum and tuppeny bit.

I Love you my sweet Rel-chan/ Shampoo-chan/Wicked-chan.

Ooops :oops:

Scratch that last one.
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

I believe in love stories but despise romances.

I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.

Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster

http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html

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Post by Red Ninja »

Wicked, I fully do not comprehend how you could prefer Vicious over Spike?

Spike is such a hottie..........I mean yeah.

But then again you'd pick Trowa over Quatre.

But Miroku, I agree with ya there sister!
Well I can fight like the devil
Or do what I'm told
But one of these days
I've got to hit the road
On my way home
I'm coming home
That's where I'm going

Melville's Best Friend
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Post by Melville's Best Friend »

Beer-monster wrote:I'm new too so I can relate. MBF and wicked freak the hell out of me too.


*reads computer and sighs* You know, I try my darndest to keep my inner Samara at bay, but sometimes she...leaks.

Like right now.

*freakish eyes*

You're going to the dark place, Beer. *evil laugh*

I'm just kidding! ^_^ I'm sure we scare people. I don't mean to at all! I hopefully am a sweet person when you get to know me. Ask people. Really. I am wacko, this I know, but I can get serious just like the rest of the world...Wicked, too.

Though, lately, she and I have been partying too much. *looks at a sex on the beach*

Did I forget to mention my inner Samara comes out fully when I'm drunk? *downs the sex on the beach* *hiccup* My bad. I should've mentioned that....*evil eyes*


Originally posted by Beer-monster:
I Love you my sweet Rel-chan/ Shampoo-chan/Wicked-chan.
Whatever happened to Melville? Is she not loved? *sigh*
Good philosophy, there, B-Monster. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Though, in reality, if anyone could out-wit my sister and I, the world would come to an end. And the writers of Will and Grace don't count.



When all else fails, turn to comedy.

That's what I always say.


Wicked: You've never said that.

MBF: Yeah, well it's not my quote, either.

Wicked: Are they ever?

MBF: Sometimes, yes. Mostly....no.

Wicked: *downs a thing of hershey's syrup*

MBF: Hey! That was for me and Hee-chan!!!! *pouts* And anyway, that ceiling thing was mine. 100% Mellie.

Wicked: Are you still talking?

MBF: Not anymore.
Bob is my avatar. wicked made it for me. She is basically to-the-limit. Except she's bereft. And that is so sad.

Drop it. Like it is hot.

Beer-monster
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Post by Beer-monster »

Y'know there is a difference between wit and insanity. Not that it matters In was just kidding around I find your rabbit-boiling brand of craziness endearing. :) I'm not exactly sane myself (especially now that exams have broken my fragile grip on reality).


Since you asked so nicely too.

I Loooove you Melville-chan *glomps MBF's chest Happosai style*
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

I believe in love stories but despise romances.

I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.

Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster

http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html

Red Ninja
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Post by Red Ninja »

My minimester has broken my very slight grip on reality. Also the realization that my summer job blows.
Well I can fight like the devil
Or do what I'm told
But one of these days
I've got to hit the road
On my way home
I'm coming home
That's where I'm going

Beer-monster
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Post by Beer-monster »

Oh well least its only biology. My degrees in Physics and so my brain is often reduced to goo. By the way whats a minimester? And what summer job had you so pissed off?
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

I believe in love stories but despise romances.

I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.

Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster

http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html

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