Ask Heero (A Real Advice Column)

star fighter · Post by **star fighter** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 7:35 pm

It's okay, Heero. I know he has a crush on me. Believe me, ha has already showed me that in every possible way. Anyway, I had a very long talk with him today and he promissed to leave me alone...

So, Heero, just out of curiosity, do you wear colored contact lenses? Because I know you are Japanese and I 've never known a blue eyed Japanese...

Heero · Post by **Heero** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:56 pm

I'm not REALLY Japanese. When they gave me the form to fill out, I just put that because I couldn't think of anything better to put down. You think Quatre's really Arabic? He just lives around there, that's all. And as for Wufei... He's a native African.

Also, an F-15 could definitely knock around a gundam. But can an F-15 dodge out of the way, turn around, and crush it with it's palm without even using a weapon? Also, F-15's can't stay suspended in the air, so it's maneuverability is very predictable.

Criticgundam · Post by **Criticgundam** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:24 pm

Indeed. This guy says it can hit the gundam from beyond its firing range with it's missiles, which I believe that, but he thinks the range which is its only advantage is it needs to beat a gundam. When confronted about the zero system and the pilot not to mention that fact its pretty darn easy to shot down a missile (to a trained professional that is), all he said was the zero system doesn't beat a second pilot and gundams and kids don't mix.

Did I mention this guy is an assassin who takes out gundams and gundam pilots for a living?

saeki54 · Post by **saeki54** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 3:06 am

Heero wrote: Simply ask her what the issue at hand is, and do NOT be an ass about it.

I TRIED it once, Heero, but she's just doesn't wanna talk to me! Now she's not just avoiding me, but she's so conviniently slapping hard on my face that I'm a no good, worthless piece of shit! As if I didn't know that already! AAAAND everytime she walks by my seat or run by me, she 'accidentally' steps on my foot/ trips me over/etc. And worse, she even has the guts to humiliate me in public! I will not stand for it, no, not ever! I never even did that to her! I have plans of revenge going on in my head, but I'm not putting them into action. I don't really want that kind of trouble anyway. (And to think I almost had a crush on her during middle school....)

Wait! You didn't see that! :evil:

Raspberry · Post by **Raspberry** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 5:35 am

Ooooh, so saeki had a crush?

*poke poke* And now you don't feel anything towards her, mmm? *poke poke*

I think I might know some of the answer, saeki. Maybe her friends are pickying on her that she has a crush on you, and with being mean for you, she wants to prove them that they're wrong?..

It's really possible, 'cuz I had similar situation

I've been very mean to a boy only because my friends mocked me that I had a crush on him

Well, poor him

Criticgundam · Post by **Criticgundam** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:23 am

You know rasp, I find people like that to be very cruel. There's too much suffering and lonelyness for that kind of stuff, and yes, you struck a nerve.

Raspberry · Post by **Raspberry** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 2:29 pm

Hehe

Criticgundam wrote:and yes, you struck a nerve.

That's my aim in life

Kind of like... Asuka from Neon Genesis Evangelion

inukikyo · Post by **inukikyo** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 4:07 pm

Dear Heero.

First I love what you've done with the place. Relena is quite a decorator!

Second, what would you say if someone you barely knew (like four months) is asking you to get into a committed relationship. You like them but not like that, and you are still married to some asshole, (divorce final in march)?

Please let me know how to let this person down without killing them or ruining a perfectly good friendship if possible.

Third, do chickens have lips?

Thank you Heero!

And thank Relena for loaning you out to answer the pointless questions of the multitudes!

Later

star fighter · Post by **star fighter** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 7:36 pm

Dear Heero

Since you obviously enjoy answering our silly questions, I have one more for you: why do you think women are so attracted to you? I mean, in every poll about who's the hottest pilot, you're always the winner. I feel sorry for the other pilots. I know you are good looking, charming, dark, misterious, slightly insane and sexy as hell, but I think there might be something else...

Also, if you are not Japanese, what the hell are you? Perhaps a Latino...

star fighter · Post by **star fighter** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 4:22 pm

One more thing. As I look over my new rank, I keep reading "plotting nightly on how to get kyo". Could anyone tell me who Kyo is ? That's not fair. Everybody knows Heero is my only love. Platonic love, I mean.
Now I have to leave. My Heero plushie is waiting for me to go play with him.

Bye, Heero. I hope this post doesn't scare you

Blissful Ignorance

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