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Post by epyon »

pwned?
its like saying "owned" or "raped" or "he got his ass kicked, cut off, and served back to him on a silver platter."
?I?m just amazing,?

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Post by APerfectSoldier87 »

its a video gamer thing

Whenever you beat some one really bad you have "owned" them. However the P is very close to the O and when on a computer it is sometimes difficult to hit O over P, so it became Pwned or Owned. Don't ask me how I know.

Being Politcally Correct is so stupid. I refuse to be PC!

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Post by Alilamba »

Being politically correct is respectful. You should try to be more PC. Starting with the fact that I know maybe a handful of female liberals who do NOT shave, and they either wouldn't be interested in you for the wiggly thing in your pants, or because they are in the middle of hiking the AT.
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Post by APerfectSoldier87 »

WTF are you babbling about? I'm not trying to argue with you, it's a headache and like arguing with CNN, to keep the relative peace of the board you and I shouldn't talk politics............ever

and how are they hiking it? Full pack or Bare Bones? If it's not bare bones I don't care.

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Post by Alilamba »

They're doing a full pack now, as it's winter and weather conditions are completely unpredictable, but they did bare bones last year in the summer season.

(You were telling me about your girlfriend in that one message?...Her liberalism, but she shaves "thank GOD"?)

Actually, someone was trying to tell me today that CNN is conservative now...? Just thoughts.

JACKIE, when are we getting a new chapter? ;___;
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Post by APerfectSoldier87 »

Yeah I understood the reference, but I don't understand what your saying above, it just doesn't make sense to me.

and that is impressive.

Jackie you can handle the CNN thing. :salute:

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Post by Alilamba »

About the wiggly thing? Ah, right. Ummm...oh, this is awkward. Okay, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much...uh, there's this bee, right? And he really, er, NEEDS to polinate this flower or his stinger is going to, er, explode or something. Uhhhhhh....weeellll...some of us are like, birds? And then there's the--oh, I already did the bee thing, umm...moose? Some of us are moose?

Oh my goodness, someone else do this.
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Post by Morrighan »

Hells no, Ali. You handle it!
<i>?I always know you?re about to say something very sweet or very stupid when you use my full name??</i>

Why yes, I <i>am</i> a saucy wench. :-P

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Post by Alilamba »

Morri, I am on moose and birds.

OKAY, fine, it's a penis! And sometime a penis goes into a...special place! Oh, this is horrible, this is so so horrible. A freakin' VAGINA. SOMETIMES there is sexual intercourse, where a penis goes into a...vagina. Oh, I never want to do this again. Someone make sure I never have wide-eyed, curious children.

So, to 'uber' clarify, some of my friends are lesbians, and would not be interested in your..penis.
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Post by APerfectSoldier87 »

and the purpose of bringing that up was? :-? Random shit-o-meter Rate's an 11 out of ten, I didn't even know that was possible.

and thank you for explaining sex, I didn't know what it was. :lol:

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