Well, it's been a while since I've been on this topic. *waves*
As sick as this may sound...has anyone ever run across a Zechs/Relena fic?
... I wrote one.

And Wicked wrote one, too! And I've found plenty of 6xR fics scattered on the Internet. Fanlistings, pictures... I spent a bit of time hunting around for that particular obsession, let me tell you. *grins* And even though I haven't written the pairing for some time now, I still find it morbidly fascinating.
I don't think it's sick. I know that I'm a person who actually thinks 1xRx3xD (or... something like that...) is workable. Who thinks that /crossdressing/ is 'cute'. But bear with me; I don't think it's sick. I know it's utterly cliche, but I still believe in the saying that 'Love is love.' Yuri, yaoi, incest... it doesn't matter. While for some people it might, it doesn't, not for me.
But *shrug* it's just fiction we're talking about here. No harm in doing a little experimenting. And who doesn't love a good challenge now and then, eh? Oh, the possibilities of how to get them together, whoever they may be... *nudges Wicked* ~_^
Which reminds me. I'm supposed to be writing something 1xR lemon-y right now.
Demmit. I haven't done canon for such a long time... -_-;;