Writer?s Block 2/4

[Melville's Best Friend]

Writer?s Block
2/4
Melville?s Best Friend


Fainting was common in the Peacecraft mansion, and Relena, having told herself to get up in her head, got up. It was an easy feat to accomplish, actually. When one faints five or six times a day, one usually can force themselves awake. It just depends on the person. Relena was not one to back down easily. She had ?dreamed a dream? whilst she was under, and it gave her a wicked idea. Not so wicked as crafty, and not so crafty as murderously dangerous, and not so murderously dangerous as it was just all-around scary. Telling herself it was wicked, and omitting the other ?not so much as____ as it is ____? from her mind, she titled her duty a mission, and labeled herself a spy. She herself was not quite right.

For, you see, her plan was to sneak into Duo?s house, find Heero?s computer, and delete the message before he could read it. Convincing herself she knew what she was doing, having seen her friends secretly enter bases all the time, she dawned black garments and headed towards her destination.

However, it was the middle of the day, and the darkness of her apparel added to the strange glares she was receiving driving her pink limo. (Her jeep having gone to the shop only a day in advance) Although she heavily contrasted with her surroundings, and although the car itself stood out like a sloth on a unicycle, she managed to arrive at Duo?s abode with little commotion. (His house being down the street, 2 blocks away)

Yes, it was safe to say that Relena was not ?all together?. But then again, sanity and love don?t go hand in hand. Neither do sanity and panic. It was reasonable to say that Relena was a bit panicked. Having dumped her car in a tree, (literally. She drove the car off the road, and it crashed) she made her way, sneakily, she would say, to Duo?s house.

?Second floor?.? She looked up to Duo?s little house, and smiled, as the only room in the upstairs was the attic, thus, she knew exactly where Heero and his blasted laptop resided.

?Relena?s log, star date?.It?s about noon?..I?ve arrived at the house. All seems to be quiet. I can only assume the subject is asleep on his bed. If this is the case, I will have to be extremely quiet.?

She tripped over a branch, yelling the whole way down. Her tiny recorder managed to pick up the sounds, including some harsh words stated after she had picked herself up.

?NOW, I?ll be quiet. That was just a fluke,? she said to the little devise. She put it in her pocket, and proceeded to climb up the side of Duo?s house to a small open window, which invited any passerby into the attic. To her astonishment, the pipe on which she was climbing was actually holding her weight, and she mentally congratulated herself on how much weight she had lost. (having tried to get in shape for the next time Heero came in to town) When she reached the top, and had managed to stick a foot in the window, she heard an unearthly noise behind her. (It could have been an uncolony?ly noise as well) It was indeed the sound of the pipe unable to bear her weight. Now, picture, if you can, a pipe sliding away from a girl halfway in the window, unable to make a sound for fear she?ll be caught. Lest we forget, she?s in black clothes against a WHITE house, and the creaking could wake up the dead. She stumbled into Heero?s room, having thrown the half of her body closest to the house inside, and stranded with half her body prone to gravity, watching in horror as the pipe tumbled to the ground, making an uncanny resemblance to the noise a deer makes when it?s trying to get its head out of a toaster. She slowly shimmied (why she shimmied is unknown, but it was recorded she shimmied) into the house, and fell in a heap on the floor. She resembled a wad of black gum.

Realizing she was in what she deemed ?the land of no return?, she quickly set about to her task. However, an obstacle obstructed her path. It was wonderfully beautiful, and the light from the window hit it in a holy way, making it look like an angel. She watched it breathe slowly, and felt herself breathing in sync with it, mimicking the contours of its sides as they grew and deflated. She managed to tear her eyes from the figure when she heard loud grunts that could only be described as noises from a nightmare. She averted her gaze from the mirror, and looked in the direction of the noise, to find one, sleeping, Heero Yuy. Her face lit as she smiled at his restless form. She wanted so badly to heal his wounds. His nightmares, she imagined, were demonic, and she would have given her life to help him. She moved in closer in order to see him more clearly. His eyes, closed, mimicked the movement of blinking, and his breathing became shallow and heavy. She lifted her delicate hand to his face to lightly brush a strand of stray hair from his brow. He sighed at her touch. It startled her, and she moved away.

She then remembered she had a mission to accomplish, and set to the task. His computer was at the foot of his bed, and she flew to it swiftly, trying to act as Heero would in a mission?.Without a green tank top and some spandex shorts?actually?.she went to his closet, and found some of his old clothes. Wanting a wonderfully memorable souvenir, she put the clothes on. The shirt was a bit too small for her, as it was a few years old. It snuggled her tiny frame, and rested just above her hips. The pants were too tight as well, but they were spandex, and she found herself not caring. Her old clothes she placed beside her as she once again returned to the computer?..That man always was her role model. She sighed happily until the computer was turned on. Unfortunately, the computer was unable to grant her access, as a little password screen came up.

?No!? she hissed.

Heero made a grunting noise, and she ducked, afraid to move, breathe, or speak. When she realized he was still asleep, she moved back to the computer, and tried to figure out his password.

Zero
Gundam
Gundam Zero
Baka (to which, she laughed inwardly)
Epyon
Zero System
Quatre?s a pansy


HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN YOUR PASSWORD?


This bleeped on the screen after her first few tries. She refrained from saying no s*%^ Sherlock, and clicked YES, thereby asking for a clue.


NAME


Name? It was a name? Well, geez, that narrowed it down. She rolled her eyes, and tried to think of all of the people who might be his password?

Duo
Wuffie
Heero
Trowa
Quatre


INVALID PASSWORD


By now, she had an eye twitch. There was no time for this. Heero would be awake in a minute, and then she?d be between a rock and a SECCY hard place?.with his clothes on, which she KNEW she couldn?t explain.

?
Come on?Give me another hint??.Why am I asking you this? You?re a relation to Lucifer!!!!!!?.?,she hit the side of the computer when she realized something. There was a small sticker on the side of his laptop, which stated the name of his computer. She had named it for him the last time he was in town. She had needed to use it when hers broke down, and she found that she hated his computer as well as hers. So, she named it.


Spawn of Satan


WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She was in! Now! All that remained was to check his e-mail?..


Click?YOU?VE GOT MAIL!


?Shut up! Do you want me to get killed?? she covered the speakers with her hands, and glanced up at the sleeping Heero. Still asleep. Good.
Click, click??Select?.DELETE??


She was just about to hit the delete key, when??.


BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!!!!!!!!


His alarm clock went off.







Disclaimer: I don?t own any of the characters?.At all. I have written this because I feel I need to express my happy state in a manner of ficdom, and?..I chose this because this is what the public seems to want finished the most. ^_^ Here it is, peeps. The next chapter will be up?.sometime between now and then. *I just added in the part about the mirror, and I hope you all cath that. It made me laugh harder than I've ever laughed at myself before.*

[AngelOfDeath]

Oh my gosh! Best descriptions ever! Deer in a toaster! Dressed in Heero's clothes! Oh Relena, stealthy you are not.

I always wondered why she had that tacky pink car. Bad move Relena, as cool as you are the car is just not classy.

Hehe. Can't wait to see how this ends.

[Akasha]

What the HELL is she doing in his clothes? And what the hell woukd be his reaction once he sees her in them?

Nice chapter...

~Akasha

[Numena]

Wow! This was fantastic! "deer in a toaster..wad of black gum" I love the descriptions..And Relena is so funny! "Relena's log, stardate...it's about noon" But such a cruel cliffhanger! What's going to happen when he sees her in his clothes??
You've just made my otherwise horrible day! I can't wait to see what happens next!

[melodrama]

Oh My God! That was hilarious! Just what I needed considering the dramas going on in my house as we speak

Heero really is a heavy sleeper isn't he... *grins*

Please don't keep us waiting too long for your next installment... can't wait to see how Rel gets herself out of this one.

Love Mel

[stormwind16]

I've been waiting for this chapter! I love it! What is Heero gonna do? Owww! please write the next chapter soon!!!

Gaia

[Melville's Best Friend]

"deer in a toaster..wad of black gum" "Relena's log, stardate...it's about noon"

Thanks! *blush* That was my favorite part of the fic...The noon thing. I laughed so hard when I wrote it, I thought I would die of laughter. Actually, I thought I was the only person to think it was funny. Thank you for proving me wrong, dear.

You've just made my otherwise horrible day! I can't wait to see what happens next!

I know all about bad days, dear. I'm glad I could help with it! Humor is my forte...Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion.... Wicked, don't you dare call that! I quoted first!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Originally posted by melodrama:
That was hilarious! Just what I needed considering the dramas going on in my house as we speak

Oh, dear me, Mel. What kind of drama are you talking about? Eep...Nothing like this, I hope. ^_~

Originally posted by stormwind16:
I've been waiting for this chapter! I love it! What is Heero gonna do? Owww! please write the next chapter soon!!!

Well, thank you for saying that. I'm glad you wanted to see the next chapter. What will Heero do? Something along the lines of a lemon, I think....Dang. That makes it really tough on me, too.
Chapter 3 should be a doosy. How I'll mesh lemony-goodness and comedy together is BEYOND me....^_^

Originally posted by Akasha:
What the HELL is she doing in his clothes? And what the hell woukd be his reaction once he sees her in them?

I just...don't know.....But....it should make an interesting chapter, eh?

Originally posted by AngelOfDeath:
Best descriptions ever! Deer in a toaster! Dressed in Heero's clothes! Oh Relena, stealthy you are not.

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Thank you for that. That made my day. I swear...You people and your funniness......^_^ But she tries....She tries hard, and I think Heero will take that into consideration....^_~....Now whatever could I mean by that?

[RyanEX2000]

Call me crazy but doesn't one wear dark clothing at night :-? .
And that pink limo....what's up wit' dat?And when'd she get a jeep?
'Quatre's a pansy'..heh...heheh...heheheheh......

Anyway enough of that.......wut's up Mellie.Cured Heero of that unhealthy dolphin-fixation.And the new Avatar.

[suicide_baka]

driving in her pink limo...ahaha..I just love the way how you write your stories MBF!!!

[Eden]

It's aready been said, but I gotta say it once more, the descriptions were to die for! My mom could hear me laughing like a maniac from the other room and came to check if I was okay.

You just have to keep us guessing at every turn, don't you MBF? That is definatly what I like to see!

Keep it up! I gotta know how Relena's gonna try and rectify this situation, if it can be at all

~Eden