Blissful Ignorance

*Stands up whisteling, applaudes, shouts of Bravo and Encore*

I LOVE IT! It's informative, funny, cute with plot,and littered with tasteful innuendoes that give the romance in it that boost. Once again dd you have enlightened the Naruto world with your fanfiction. *hands author bouqet of roses and ...

Hi, it's me again, The Forum Virgin,

I'm looking for anyone who would be interested in doing a joint effort fic. I have this (bastardized) idea of Fruits Basket with Naruto Characters.

Naruto+Fruits basket+blender set on eniliate=Eeewww,messy messy.
It's not your typical line up either. I ...

That's great! Let me know if you want to see any pictures. Unfortunately I didn't get any of them painting faces. My other half wandered off with the camera.

Forum Virgin goes out and checks her mailbox. *creak creak * (sorry,noisy lid)
Looks inside...

"...."

Checks newspaper box

'...Nope.'

Looks inconspicuously to her left and right and side steps to the left

*creaaK*

Peers into neighbors mailbox

'...nope not here either.'

Stares at mailbox gets ...

I recently went to an air show and saw something rather interesting.

The soliders complete in camo pants, fatigues, white t-shirts,and beaters were in a typical field tent giving free face painting to all the kiddies. It was absolutely adorable to see toddlers and a bit older going in and coming ...

Hey guys,

Glad to see I posted correctly. I'm new to the whole challenge thing and I can't tell you how excited, happy, honored...hang on a second.

*gets thesaurus* looks up excited

Stimulated, aroused, animated, moved, thrilled, inflamed, titillated.

*looks back up at written work* :eek ...

Yay! I got viewed!










By the way does anybody know how to get a hold of beermonster or wicked ? I tried to e-mail but it didn't work. I wanted to have them look at the challenge if they wanted.

A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards... you need

A Heart to love him,

A Diamond to marry him,

A Club to bash his friggin head in,

and

A Spade to bury the bastard.


When I found this I thought of an under the influence Tsunade spouting off advice, or a shy Hinata ...