The X-VFM202 (3/3) [NC-17]
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:36 pm
A/N: Oh my goodness! This fic has gone on too long and I actually have more serious stuff to write *smacks herself* If this feels a little rushed please forgive me...it was supposed to be a celebratory fic for completing my exams and my degree 
now just waiting for results 
Warning: There is a short lemon in here and seeing as I have had no practice with writing lemons please forgive me if its bad. More perverted behaviour and sticky situations and more mayhem to watch out for.
Disclaimer: Call now and get your very own Relenabot X-VFM202 today! Now available in three outfits! Pant suit, evening gown and short skirt. Prices may vary with associated models. Some models may come with a dangerous gun-wielding Heero Yuy included.
(Nah I don't own nothing)
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It had to be another woman Relena concluded. Someone that looked very similar to her which explained why everyone was confusing her all the time. Why Heero, Duo and Howard were chasing after this woman, she had no idea but it made her bristle a little with jealousy all the same.
Heero and Duo scoured the streets endlessly but there was no sign. Relena was about to suggest they just give it up when someone hailed her from behind.
She turned around to see an old lady standing by her open door. ?Oh it?s good to see you again. You don?t look so lost now.?
Before Relena could answer, Heero appeared at her side. ?When did you last see her??
The old woman looked at him confused. ?You Heero by any chance??
?How do you know that name??
The old woman pointed at Relena, ?Young lady was asking for you a while back. Then she got into some car with a young man who looked like trouble.? The woman paused, ?But you can just ask her about it.? She waved in Relena?s direction. Heero came up to her, ?She doesn?t remember. Do you have any idea where that man is now.?
The woman shook her head, ?Nope. Remember the license plate though. Noted it in case it was needed.?
?Give it to me.?
The woman recited the number and Heero took it down. ?Is she going to be all right? He didn?t do anything to her did he?? The woman said anxiously. Heero shook his head, ?She?s fine, don?t worry. Thanks.?
Heero distanced himself and called Duo. ?Run a check on this license plate. This is the guy who?s got the Relenabot apparently. Run me the details as soon as you can.?
?Gotcha.?
Relena watched him with a frown and jumped when she felt the old woman?s hand on her shoulder. ?You really okay??
?Yeah I?m fine,? Relena assured with a smile. ?Just a little confused that?s all.?
?Your man there looks like he knows what he?s doing,? The old woman nodded towards Heero. Relena pursed her lips. ?He always does. I wish I knew what he was doing sometimes.?
?He?s much better than the other one you were with before? Much better,? The old woman smiled approvingly. ?You make sure you keep this one.? And Relena watched bemused as the old woman shuffled back into her house and shut the door.
Heero finished the call and walked back to her. ?Come on, we need to go.?
Relena sighed and followed.
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?So let me just get this straight?you would do anything for me?? The guy asked, staring in amazement at the Relenabot sitting on his bed.
?I wish to please you,? The Relenabot confirmed.
The guy pondered for a moment and then looked at her cautiously, ?Anything right? So if I told you to take off your clothes.?
No sooner had he finished then the Relenabot complied silently. The guy started drooling at the sight of her in underwear and clapped his hands together in glee. ?This is so weird but so cool! Okay what next??
His eyes took on a very evil gleam as he stared her up and down. He took her by the shoulders and sat her on the edge of the bed. ?Open your mouth,? He commanded with a grin. The Relenabot complied. He reached down to unzip his pants when the phone started ringing in the other room.
?Crap,? He muttered. ?I?ll be back, stay here.?
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Heero pulled up outside the apartment complex. Howard and Duo were waiting outside. Duo gave her a guilty look, still feeling embarrassed about earlier and Howard gave her a sad look which she couldn?t really understand.
Duo handed a scrap of paper to Heero who studied it. ?Alan Tyler, room 43 third floor. Let?s move out.? Heero turned to Relena, ?Stay here with Howard,? He ordered. Relena gave a small cry of protest and clutched his arm as Howard waggled his brows at her and perked up. He glanced down at her with his deep blue eyes and she pouted at him in return. ?You can?t leave me here with him,? She whispered, ?He?s giving me funny looks.?
Heero narrowed his eyes at Howard and then detangled himself from Relena?s arms. ?Don?t worry, he won?t do anything while he?s already on my death list.? Howard went pale at that and shivered. Duo chuckled and indicated to Heero they should get going. ?Howard, remember what you need to do.?
?Gotcha.? Howard saluted. The two entered the building.
Relena wrapped her arms around herself for warmth and leaned against the wall of the building. She tried to ignore Howard?s brief glances towards her chest but it proved a bit too much for her. ?Do you mind?? She enquired politely.
Howard started and ripped his eyes away, ?Sorry,? He mumbled, ?You just remind me of how much I miss my baby,? He sniffed. Relena looked at him in wonder. ?Who is this woman they?re trying to find? She looks like me doesn?t she??
?You have no idea,? Now Howard wiped a lone tear that threatened his eye. Glancing at his watch he pulled out his cell phone. ?Time to roll,? He winked at Relena and dialled a number.
?I?m going to go sit in Heero?s car,? She pointed. Howard waved her dismissively with a nod and then answered the phone.
?Hello is this Mr Tyler? Well, Mr Tyler today is your lucky day! You have been selected to??
Relena ducked into the building as soon as Howard?s focus was directed into the call. She grabbed the elevator and went up to the third floor.
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Heero picked the lock effortlessly and he and Duo entered Alan Tyler?s apartment. They found the Relenabot soon enough, sitting on the bed in only her underwear. Heero fought the urge to stalk into the next room where Alan?s voice could clearly be heard on the phone and throw him out the nearest window but first, the Relenabot was the priority. Duo was about to whistle at her when he caught Heero?s black look and ended up swallowing and choking instead.
The Relenabot scanned both of them and tilted her head to the side, ?Hee?? Heero slapped a hand over her mouth and hauled her up, ?Come with us,? He ordered softly and the Relenabot?s muffled answer, ?I will comply,? could barely be heard. They quickly vacated into an adjoining room and conferred.
?Get her out of here, I?ll sort out this guy,? Heero advised Duo.
?You aren?t going to kill him are you?? Duo said worriedly. Heero?s dark countenance told him everything.
A scream sounded throughout the apartment. It sounded suspiciously like someone?Heero and Duo both looked at the Relenabot but she was standing there quietly with Heero?s hand still over her mouth. They both widened their eyes and looked at each other, ?Relena!?
Just then a large smacking sound echoed through the walls.
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Relena walked through the open door cautiously and peered around. She would find this mysterious woman and discover what all the fuss was about once and for all. She entered into the bedroom and found a sweater and jeans discarded on the floor.
?Hey wait, these are mine!? She said in surprise and lifted them up. The sweater was torn badly and she threw it aside in disgust.
?Look I told you I?m not interested!? Came a man?s voice from the room opposite and there was the sound of a receiver being slammed back into place. Relena froze and desperately looked for a place to hide but it was too late. Alan Tyler walked back into his bedroom and also froze when he caught sight of her.
?Hey, do you carry a spare set of clothes around with you or something?? He raised his eyebrow at her outfit. ?No matter,? He shrugged, ?We?ll just have to go get rid of them too. Take them off.?
?Excuse me??
Alan laughed, ?Come on baby, you can?t back out now. We were going so good.? He pulled the sweater off her roughly and sat her on the bed. She gasped and covered her arms over herself protectively. ?Hey!? She protested.
?Playing hard to get all of a sudden? I liked the submissive slave more.? He unzipped his pants and Relena?s eyes widened at the sight of his member pushing towards her. ?Open wide,? He said gleefully.
Relena screamed and then flung her hand out.
SMACK!
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Heero and Duo left the Relenabot standing and raced back into the bedroom. They were confronted with the sight of Relena standing over a red-faced Alan clutching his cheek.
?How dare you!? She fumed. ?You are the third person today that has completely crossed his limits and I am ashamed of you.?
Alan just stared at her in shock, ?But you??
?And if you dare mention anything about switches I swear I will scream the whole house down. Who the hell are you anyway? What is going on around here?? She turned to Heero and Duo with her hands on her hips. Their eyes were arrested to the creamy white skin of her breasts as they disappeared under the white lacy cups of her bra?
?Hello!? My face is up here!? She pointed. ?Nobody is budging from here until I get my explanation.?
Heero sighed in resignation, ?Stay here.? He disappeared and reappeared with the Relenabot who followed obediently. He positioned the robot in front of Relena and stepped back.
The two Relenas stared at each other silently. The Relenabot tilted her head to the side and tried to process the entity but she failed. She frowned slightly as she tried to compute. Relena just looked at her in horror. ?What is this??
?Howard built her Rel. She?s the reason for all the misunderstandings today.? Duo offered.
Relena gazed at the Relenabot from head to toe and sank back until she fell on the bed in a sitting position. Everyone watched her silently and after a moment she shook her head ruefully. ?It?s an uncanny resemblance isn?t it??
All three nodded their heads in agreement. Relena suddenly stood up and advanced on Alan Tyler. He scrambled to his feet. ?Did you know??
?Wha??
?I asked if you knew!?
?Knew what, erm?Miss?erm?ma?am??
?Did. You. Know. Whether it was me or the robot.?
Alan Tyler opened his mouth and cleverly answered, ?I thought you were the robot ma?am, it was an honest misunderstanding.?
?Actually, he had no idea. The only people who knew there was a robot of you running around Rel were me and Howard. Heero found out soon after.?
?Thanks Duo,? Relena smiled and turned back to Alan who was in the meantime staring at her breasts again. Relena?s eyes narrowed and he turned a deadly shade of white.
?You know Mr Tyler, it is a very disturbing notion for me to discover that there are people like you in the world lurking round dark corners.?
Alan held up his hands in defence, ?Listen Miss Relena, you?I mean the robot agreed to?she consented!?
?And you didn?t think something was a little off? I just appeared and threw myself at you?? Alan squeezed his eyes shut expecting another slap as she lifted her hand again. This time though she stopped midway and turned round to beckon Heero. He came up beside her silently. ?If you would please,? She gestured. Alan, wondering what the delay was, opened one eye cautiously to meet Heero?s fist crashing into his face and knocking his lights out completely. He slumped to the floor unconscious.
Relena sighed, ?That should keep him out for a few hours and hopefully he?ll convince himself it was a dream when he wakes up.?
The door flung open and Howard rushed in, ?I lost Relena what happened did we find her!?? He asked in one go. Eyeing Relena in her skirt and the Relenabot standing attentively he let out a cry of joy and flung himself at his beloved creation, kissing her all over lovingly. ?Oh my precious baby! I?m so glad you?re okay.?
Heero, Duo and Relena winced. ?Well that is a disturbing sight,? Relena commented dryly.
?You have to destroy her,? Heero quietly stated. Howard looked at him in terror. ?No! She?s my project, the love of my life.?
?Switch her off and take her apart,? Heero demanded, crossing his arms. Relena looked at him curiously. Howard sniffled and reached down into the Relenabot?s panties where her main switch was located. The Relenabot made a slight humming noise as she powered down and her eyes lost their glow.
?Now I know for sure I?ll have nightmares,? Relena shook her head, pursing her lips. She was startled out of her musings when she felt someone drape a jacket lightly over her shoulders. Heero looked down at her, ?Let?s get you home.? She nodded silently, feeling suddenly drained.
She turned to Duo, ?One day, I?m going to get you to explain all this to me because I know I?m not going to believe it tomorrow.? Duo grinned and nodded. Relena took a step and then paused again, turning to Howard. ?Out of curiosity, how did you get?the details to make her so real??
Heero tensed beside her and she could tell that the question had crossed his mind too. Howard rubbed his neck nervously, ?Well I just guessed really.?
Relena laughed, ?Fine, don?t tell me.? She was too tired to pursue the matter.
Heero paused before they left, ?Destroy her,? He warned Howard before leaving.
Howard hugged the Relenabot tightly after they had left, ?Destroy her!? You must be kidding.?
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Relena clutched Heero?s jacket around her tightly, ?Heero??
?Yes??
?Did you?did you like that robot more than me??
Heero raised his eyebrow at her. She blushed and lowered her eyes, ?Just wondering,? She said quietly.
?It was just a robot, a creation of some old guy?s fantasies concerning you.? His hands tightened on the wheel. ?A dangerous thing to have around,? He whispered.
?You wanted her.? Heero turned to see her looking at him searchingly.
?Tell me the truth, it crossed your mind didn?t it??
?No it didn?t,? He replied honestly. ?I didn?t realise she was a robot until she had probably been found by that guy Tyler.?
?Meaning?? Relena had a look on her face that showed she wanted him to say clearly what he was implying.
?Meaning we?re here.? He parked the car outside her apartment and got out the door before she could press him. He opened the door for her and she stepped out slowly.
?Heero I?m sorry for all the times I snapped at you today,? She twined her arms around and hugged him close. He drew in a breath and lightly hugged her back before pulling away. ?Don?t worry about it.?
?I wish you?d say it.?
?What??
That you want me as much as I want you. ?Nothing.? She sighed and turned away, walking slowly inside.
?Wait,? Heero?s voice made her stop and turn around. He reached out and traced her cheek gently, ?A robot could never compare to the real thing. Not ever.?
And he left her standing in shock with her heart fluttering.
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Instead of returning to his apartment. Heero was standing on a bridge over a river.
?Now I understand that you were in the wrong place at the wrong time and you picked the wrong girl but three wrongs doesn?t let you off easy.?
?Mmmphffph!?
?I simply cannot allow you to get away with what you nearly did to Relena.?
?mph mmphff!?
?Don?t worry, someone will find you eventually but you won't remember anything. Am I clear??
A frightened nod.
?Good.?
Alan Tyler opened his eyes wide as Heero made to leave. He was tied under the support of the bridge to hang there suspended, completely bound in rope with a gag across his mouth. Heero balanced on the beams that made the support, hesitated and turned back.
?I?m not as cruel as you think,? He smirked, ?There is a 45% chance that you?ll be found in the next two days.?
Alan Tyler?s eyes widened further.
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Duo and Howard dragged the still Relenabot into the warehouse. ?I don?t know how the hell you?re going to get away with this. If Heero finds out you have no intention of destroying her then you?re in trouble.? Duo muttered.
?Ahem!?
They both stood straight as someone cleared their throat behind them. Turning round slowly they came face to face with Relena still clutching Heero?s jacket around her and giving them a very pointed look.
?Hi Rel isn?t Heero supposed to be dropping you off??
?He did but I thought I?d come down and pay you a visit. Seeing as Heero?s not here too I can only guess he?s tying up the other loose end.?
Howard and Duo shuffled their feet nervously. Between them, the Relenabot stood motionless.
?Tell me Howard,? She crossed her arms patiently, ?How you managed to detail me exactly in this robot.?
Her expression warned him not to lie. He went into the warehouse and returned with the infamous seductive pictures of Relena from the New Year?s party. She put her hands to her mouth in delight and took them from him. ?I thought Heero destroyed all of these,? She laughed.
?He did,? Howard admitted grudgingly, ?But I managed to sneak these away. I used these to detail you and I swear the rest was all guesswork.?
?Hmm, you?re a good guesser then.? She sighed and rolled up the posters, tucking them under her arm. Howard looked at them sadly, ?I?m not getting those back am I??
?No,? Relena laughed again and put her hands on her hips. She was walking towards the Relenabot. Her eyes softened and she reached out to touch the robot?s cheek. ?She is really amazing Howard, I do commend you for your achievement but I?m sorry that she was only made for selfish reasons. You know I feel sorry for her because I got a taste of what it was like to be her today. She deserves better.?
?Relena, me and Heero weren?t taking advantage, we were just trying to switch her off.? Duo pleaded.
?I know that now, I don?t hold anything against you two.? Her eyes softened. ?But I need to do this.?
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Heero returned to his apartment late. He ought to make sure that Howard had destroyed the Relenabot but he didn?t really fancy sticking around to see her die in front of his eyes. She looked too much like Relena for him to bear that. He?d call Duo and make sure it was done though, even if he had to threaten to cut off the damn braid to do it.
And then he would deal with Howard?painfully.
He unlocked his door and stepped inside. His eyes narrowed as he realised that the thin wire he taped across the door frame had been broken, indicating that someone had entered. He pulled his gun out of its holster and advanced into his room warily. His gaze was drawn to his bedroom and his sixth sense was pulling him towards the door.
He stealthily advanced towards the door and leaned over to grasp the handle. After a count of three he flung the door open and pointed his gun at the object in the middle of the room.
It was the Relenabot. As he stared at her, Heero broke out in cold sweat. She was wearing that same black lacy ensemble that made him ache down below. A sky blue ribbon was twisted around to hold her in place. The ribbon started from her ankles all the way to the top of her head where it was tied up into a pretty little bow.
She was a wrapped up present. For him.
He lowered his gun and stepped forward towards her. She didn?t move and her blue eyes remained unblinking. His eyes drifted over her curves before glancing at her face but there was no movement. He paused and then waved a hand in front of her to elicit a reaction. Still no movement. He let out a breath; she was switched off. It still shocked him how much she looked like Relena. He suddenly narrowed his eyes. Hold on, Duo and Howard were supposed to have destroyed her so what was she doing in his room? He should?ve known those two couldn?t be trusted. But still, why would they deliver her to him when he was sure to take her back and ensure she was destroyed?
She looked so beautiful.
Damn them, did they think his resolve would crumble? That he would be swayed by her curves and creamy skin? She was before him like he dreamed Relena would be. Heero reached for his cell phone but stopped once again and eyed the motionless robot in his room. Sighing, he put it back in his pocket and took off his jacket, chucking it over his dresser. He turned back to the Relenabot and reached to untie the bow on top of her head. His body brushed against her and his pants immediately tightened. Thank god she was just a robot. The blue ribbon fell away and slipped over to pool at her feet. He lowered his arms and found himself staring at those soft pink lips. A sudden twitch of movement through his lidded eyes brought him up short.
He made a strangled noise and fell backwards as the Relenabot cocked her head to the side and her eyes softened, ?Heero?? Heero was momentarily frozen. He opened his mouth but couldn?t speak. The Relenabot knelt down jerkily and leaned towards him, ?How may I please you??
Heero?s mind was whirring. She was active! He had to switch her off before there was another repeat of events. He took a sharp intake of breath as he saw her stretch her hand towards his thigh. He backed away and got to his feet. The Relenabot cocked her head up at him curiously and then jerkily straightened up.
Damn, part of his mind was deliciously busy perusing her creamy skin and wouldn?t concentrate, he closed his eyes to shut off the view. The Relenabot was still staring at him, ?How may I??
The rest of her sentence was cut off as Heero grabbed her wrist and pushed her down onto the bed. The Relenabot bounced on the covers and stared at him as leaned over her. Her skin was so soft and warm, pressing against him through his clothes. A little bead of sweat appeared on his brow as he struggled to control himself.
?I am not a pervert?? He lifted himself up slightly, turning away from her.
Then he heard a giggle.
Hold on. Rewind. Her skin was so soft and warm. Warm. Robots weren?t warm, and they didn?t giggle. He turned back in shock and was confronted with the sight of Relena beneath him with her golden hair spread out across his bed sheets, her arms hugging her stomach as she laughed and her eyes twinkled. Robot eyes didn?t twinkle like that either. His mouth was agape as he stared at her.
?I hope not,? Her laughs faded into a chuckle and she sank back and took a deep breath making her chest lift up as her lungs heaved. Heero?s eyes widened as they followed its movement.
??Relena??
?Hmm?? She stretched a hand out and stroked his chest. Heero dazedly grabbed her hand, hauling it away. ?What?who?? His mouth wasn?t really co-operating at the moment. Okay mistaking Relena for the Relenabot was bad but Relena masquerading as the Relenabot was much worse, what was she thinking?
Relena gave him a mischievous smile and tweaked his nose playfully, ?Got you.?
Heero looked at her like she was some strange creature from another planet, ?How the hell??
She lifted herself on her elbows. ?I?m not too bad at acting am I? I didn?t think I?d be that good though. I expected after all the misunderstandings today you would catch me out.? She mocked and Heero swallowed. Relena flopped back. ?Although, I nearly slipped when I felt you?? She raised an eyebrow, ??down there. I have to admit it took amazing self-control, I hope you appreciate that.?
Heero winced, ?Why??
She smiled, ?Because I wanted what the Relenabot had from you. I didn?t want you to choose her over me??
?So this was a test?? Heero narrowed his eyes.
?Not really,? She sighed, ?I?ve had so many surprises today and I felt like giving one of my own?that and I wanted to feel sexy.? She added.
?You and sexy?? The corner of Heero?s mouth tilted. Relena glared at him, ?Hey, you all found the Relenabot sexy??
?The Relenabot is??
He lurched over her as she tugged sharply on his shirt. She entwined her arms around his neck and whispered huskily, ?The Relenabot is destroyed Heero. Howard wept like a baby but I stood there and made sure it was done. Now you?ll just have to settle for me.?
Heero?s eyes darkened and he groaned as she brushed her body with his. ?Are you sure??
She chuckled, ?Well yes, I took all the trouble to wrap myself up like a nice birthday present.?
Heero nibbled at her shoulder, ?It?s not my birthday.?
She pushed him back and he was startled as she put her hands on her hips and stuck her tongue out at him, ?Well, then you won?t be wanting your present.?
She started to crawl off the bed with a big smile on her face and mentally counted down ?three?two?
Heero growled before she even reached one and she yelped as he grabbed her foot and flipped her over so she landed on her back and was pulled into his waiting arms. She gasped as he showered hot kisses all over her chin and jaw line. ?Maybe today is my birthday?who knows,? He mumbled between kisses. She leaned her head to the side and moaned as he tasted her neck hungrily.
Relena began to unbutton his shirt and her hands slipped over his finely toned chest. He sucked in a breath and lifted his head up to claim her mouth so possessively that she was pushed backwards into his supporting hands at the brunt of it. Relena moaned softly as their tongues moved and explored each other. Heero unclasped her bra strap and flung the offending item across the room.
He lowered her onto the sheets and gazed at her body lustfully before lowering his head and taking one of her breasts into his mouth. Relena arched back and her lidded eyes fluttered as he teased the nipple with his teeth. ?This?? He moved to the other one and administered the same treatment, ?Is what you get?? He licked his way down to her stomach making her squirm, ?For teasing me.?
Relena responded by curling her leg around his and sensuously sliding it up against him. As Heero brushed against the material of her panties she bucked and pressed herself against his arousal.
A groan ripped out of Heero?s throat and he lifted himself off her to divest himself of his clothing. He leaned down to plant a kiss on her stomach as he slipped her panties off and they joined the pile of clothes on the floor.
Relena caressed her hands across his back as he pressed his body against hers. He reached down and rubbed at her nub until she was gasping against his mouth. Heero?s eyes had gone dark with desire. Somewhere at the back of his mind where all his stray thoughts had been stashed, he?d been dying to do this to her all day thanks to that infernal robot. She was wet and ready for him as he slipped a finger in her folds. Relena cried out. Unable to wait anymore, Heero gently parted her legs and thrust himself inside her. She gasped and wrapped her arms around him, burying her head in his neck. He waited for her to adjust before he slowly began to thrust in and out. She whimpered at the pleasure he was invoking inside of her and he in turn, closed his eyes at the sensation of how tight she was. The louder her pants became, the more he picked up the pace until he felt her walls tighten around him and as she cried out his name, he lost control and arched his back, releasing into her.
After they had both settled down, curled up in each other?s arms, Heero pulled away from her suddenly, despite her protests, ?You?re sure the Relenabot is destroyed??
Relena tilted her face towards him and brushed her lips against his, ?Yes I told you I destroyed it.?
He kissed the top of her head and tucked her beneath his chin. ?Nobody else can have you but me,? He said stubbornly, unaware of where such possessiveness came from. He felt her smile against his skin.
?Only you,? She murmured her agreement.
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?And that?s what happened!?
The three pilots looked at Duo in wonder. ?Wow and I thought my day was crazy at the circus,? Trowa muttered. Wufei simply sniffed and Quatre was flushing pink. Duo nudged him, ?What?s up Quatre? Thinking about having some time with the ol? Relenabot herself??
Quatre went redder and shook his head, ?It?s destroyed now?right??
As Duo turned thoughtfully and positioned his arms above his head in a gesture of nonchalance, the three pilots leaned closer with a hopeful look on each of their faces.
?Yep, she looked pretty mashed up to me. Relena was thorough.?
There was a sigh of disappointment and Duo turned round with a look of astonishment. ?Don?t tell me you guys??
?No!? Quatre shook his head rapidly.
?Never crossed my mind,? Trowa stated, his voice quieter than usual.
?You dare insinuate that I would think such a thing!? Wufei burbled, incensed.
There was a moment of silence in which the four pilots just stood there. Then?
?Oh look at the time! I?d better get going,? Quatre made his apologies and left.
?Me too,? Trowa followed.
Wufei just turned and stalked out.
Duo stared after them for a while?then burst out laughing.
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That night Quatre turned and tossed in his bed, his forehead dripping with perspiration.
?Will that please you Quatre??
?Erm well, are you sure this is all right??
?I only wish to please??
?What if I?m making you do something you don?t want to.?
?I am programmed to follow your command.?
?Yes but what is your desire?
?I do not understand??
?I believe even you must have some kind of wishes or dreams. You cannot just want to serve.?
?I only wish to please you.?
Quatre uneasily looked from left to right shiftily before turning to her cautiously, ?Very well?there is only one thing I want??
?You wish me to carry out your command??
?Yes??
?I will comply.?
And the Relenabot stiffly walked into the room dressed as a maid carrying a tray with a single teacup. ?Ahh, tea,? Was Quatre?s contented sigh. She bent over to settle the tray down and Quatre flushed. She picked the cup up to hand it to him and as he reached to take it, his hand fumbled and the cup spilled over the Relenabot?s chest, drenching her dress. She didn?t wince once as the hot liquid touched her skin.
?Oh you poor thing!? Quatre rushed over to her, grabbing a cloth and dabbing at her skin while trying not to look at her breasts. The Relenabot simply smiled and stared at his attempts to clean her up.
The door flung open and a solitary figure entered. Quatre froze in the act and widened his eyes.
?I?I was?erm?she?you?? He flustered.
Deep blue eyes narrowed at him and a hand was raised clutching a pistol.
Bang!
Quatre woke up in cold sweat gasping. A quick look around confirmed that no quick death was awaiting him. ?I?m not gonna get any sleep tonight,? He nestled his head underneath a pillow and groaned.
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The Relenabot sweated and gasped as she jerked up and down erratically.
Wufei laughed as he watched her.
She smiled, ?Am I pleasing you?Wufei??
?Did I give you permission to smile woman??
?No?Wufei.?
?Then don?t, and get to work!?
?I will comply.?
The Relenabot schooled her features into a frown and bent down again. She dipped her sponge into the bucket at the side and slapped it on the floor, rocking her body jerkily as she scrubbed hard at the wet floor. Wufei surveyed her from his chair. He closed his eyes, leaned back and sighed. Suddenly the sound of scrubbing was echoing in his ears. He frowned and lifted his head to see a brown-haired woman scrubbing the floor beside the Relenabot.
??Sally???
Sally looked up, grimaced at him and continued scrubbing. Wufei laughed even more, ?Ah this just keeps getting better and better. Get to work women, I want to see this floor pristine and not a speck in sight!? He crossed his arms behind his head and leaned back, enjoying himself.
There was a long drawn click in front of him. He opened his eyes and sat up when he saw a tall dark haired man standing before him with a pistol pointed at him. Wufei stuck his chin up stubbornly.
?She wanted to do it, you can?t deny the truth.?
Blue eyes narrowed at him dangerously.
?Besides,? Wufei leaned back once again casually, ?It?s not just about your woman, Sally?s here too to keep her company,? He chuckled. In response, the finger on the trigger moved.
Wufei?s eyes narrowed, ?You wouldn?t??
The trigger continued moving?
?Injustice!?
Bang!
Wufei?s eyes snapped open and he stared up at the ceiling. ?Great?? He flung an arm over his head in exasperation.
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?And we hand it over to Jane who?s currently there now??
?Thanks Mike. Here we have it viewers, the long-awaited wedding ceremony of the Vice Foreign Minister has finished and we are waiting for the lucky couple to emerge from the church. There has been a huge turnout today, hundreds have come here to see who the mysterious groom is. There is still little information on offer; all that we know is that he?s an agent of the Preventer organisation and has known Miss Relena for some time?oh here they come now!?
?Yes?I can see them right now! Miss Relena looks stunning in her white gown and?hold on, I?m just trying to see the groom. This is the first view we?ve got of this mysterious man. I see brown hair?he seems mysterious all right?Ooo and the loveliest Prussian blue eyes??
There was a bzzzttt sound as the TV flicked off with a hum. Trowa sighed and leaned his arm over the back of the couch. ?Well everyone?s happy this way.? When he was met by silence he tilted his head to the side. ?Tell me again what you would do for me??
?Anything you command?Trowa.?
Trowa sighed and lifted himself to his feet gracefully, offering his hand out. ?Then to bed my lady, and all the pleasure you can give there.?
?I will comply.?
The Relenabot smiled and took his hand. He pulled her up and hugged her around her waist, nibbling on her neck. ?And you are a dream come true??
The door flung open and Trowa pushed the Relenabot away, reaching for his gun. Prussian blue eyes centred on him and the gun was shot out of his hand. Green eyes narrowed at the same time blue ones did?
?You?re not playing very fair are you?? Trowa whispered?
Bang!
Trowa jerked awake and sat up from his position against the lion cage. He glanced back to see the lions staring at him sleepily before lowering their heads and closing their eyes. He shook his head and got up with a grimace, ?Damn you Heero.?
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Heero turned to lay on his back, pulling Relena with him and earning a mumbled protest as she snuggled closer and rested her cheek against his chest. He stroked her arm gently, staring at the ceiling.
He had the real thing
?and he smiled.
The End
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A/N: And the madness ends *flops down*
now just waiting for results Warning: There is a short lemon in here and seeing as I have had no practice with writing lemons please forgive me if its bad. More perverted behaviour and sticky situations and more mayhem to watch out for.
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It had to be another woman Relena concluded. Someone that looked very similar to her which explained why everyone was confusing her all the time. Why Heero, Duo and Howard were chasing after this woman, she had no idea but it made her bristle a little with jealousy all the same.
Heero and Duo scoured the streets endlessly but there was no sign. Relena was about to suggest they just give it up when someone hailed her from behind.
She turned around to see an old lady standing by her open door. ?Oh it?s good to see you again. You don?t look so lost now.?
Before Relena could answer, Heero appeared at her side. ?When did you last see her??
The old woman looked at him confused. ?You Heero by any chance??
?How do you know that name??
The old woman pointed at Relena, ?Young lady was asking for you a while back. Then she got into some car with a young man who looked like trouble.? The woman paused, ?But you can just ask her about it.? She waved in Relena?s direction. Heero came up to her, ?She doesn?t remember. Do you have any idea where that man is now.?
The woman shook her head, ?Nope. Remember the license plate though. Noted it in case it was needed.?
?Give it to me.?
The woman recited the number and Heero took it down. ?Is she going to be all right? He didn?t do anything to her did he?? The woman said anxiously. Heero shook his head, ?She?s fine, don?t worry. Thanks.?
Heero distanced himself and called Duo. ?Run a check on this license plate. This is the guy who?s got the Relenabot apparently. Run me the details as soon as you can.?
?Gotcha.?
Relena watched him with a frown and jumped when she felt the old woman?s hand on her shoulder. ?You really okay??
?Yeah I?m fine,? Relena assured with a smile. ?Just a little confused that?s all.?
?Your man there looks like he knows what he?s doing,? The old woman nodded towards Heero. Relena pursed her lips. ?He always does. I wish I knew what he was doing sometimes.?
?He?s much better than the other one you were with before? Much better,? The old woman smiled approvingly. ?You make sure you keep this one.? And Relena watched bemused as the old woman shuffled back into her house and shut the door.
Heero finished the call and walked back to her. ?Come on, we need to go.?
Relena sighed and followed.
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?So let me just get this straight?you would do anything for me?? The guy asked, staring in amazement at the Relenabot sitting on his bed.
?I wish to please you,? The Relenabot confirmed.
The guy pondered for a moment and then looked at her cautiously, ?Anything right? So if I told you to take off your clothes.?
No sooner had he finished then the Relenabot complied silently. The guy started drooling at the sight of her in underwear and clapped his hands together in glee. ?This is so weird but so cool! Okay what next??
His eyes took on a very evil gleam as he stared her up and down. He took her by the shoulders and sat her on the edge of the bed. ?Open your mouth,? He commanded with a grin. The Relenabot complied. He reached down to unzip his pants when the phone started ringing in the other room.
?Crap,? He muttered. ?I?ll be back, stay here.?
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Heero pulled up outside the apartment complex. Howard and Duo were waiting outside. Duo gave her a guilty look, still feeling embarrassed about earlier and Howard gave her a sad look which she couldn?t really understand.
Duo handed a scrap of paper to Heero who studied it. ?Alan Tyler, room 43 third floor. Let?s move out.? Heero turned to Relena, ?Stay here with Howard,? He ordered. Relena gave a small cry of protest and clutched his arm as Howard waggled his brows at her and perked up. He glanced down at her with his deep blue eyes and she pouted at him in return. ?You can?t leave me here with him,? She whispered, ?He?s giving me funny looks.?
Heero narrowed his eyes at Howard and then detangled himself from Relena?s arms. ?Don?t worry, he won?t do anything while he?s already on my death list.? Howard went pale at that and shivered. Duo chuckled and indicated to Heero they should get going. ?Howard, remember what you need to do.?
?Gotcha.? Howard saluted. The two entered the building.
Relena wrapped her arms around herself for warmth and leaned against the wall of the building. She tried to ignore Howard?s brief glances towards her chest but it proved a bit too much for her. ?Do you mind?? She enquired politely.
Howard started and ripped his eyes away, ?Sorry,? He mumbled, ?You just remind me of how much I miss my baby,? He sniffed. Relena looked at him in wonder. ?Who is this woman they?re trying to find? She looks like me doesn?t she??
?You have no idea,? Now Howard wiped a lone tear that threatened his eye. Glancing at his watch he pulled out his cell phone. ?Time to roll,? He winked at Relena and dialled a number.
?I?m going to go sit in Heero?s car,? She pointed. Howard waved her dismissively with a nod and then answered the phone.
?Hello is this Mr Tyler? Well, Mr Tyler today is your lucky day! You have been selected to??
Relena ducked into the building as soon as Howard?s focus was directed into the call. She grabbed the elevator and went up to the third floor.
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Heero picked the lock effortlessly and he and Duo entered Alan Tyler?s apartment. They found the Relenabot soon enough, sitting on the bed in only her underwear. Heero fought the urge to stalk into the next room where Alan?s voice could clearly be heard on the phone and throw him out the nearest window but first, the Relenabot was the priority. Duo was about to whistle at her when he caught Heero?s black look and ended up swallowing and choking instead.
The Relenabot scanned both of them and tilted her head to the side, ?Hee?? Heero slapped a hand over her mouth and hauled her up, ?Come with us,? He ordered softly and the Relenabot?s muffled answer, ?I will comply,? could barely be heard. They quickly vacated into an adjoining room and conferred.
?Get her out of here, I?ll sort out this guy,? Heero advised Duo.
?You aren?t going to kill him are you?? Duo said worriedly. Heero?s dark countenance told him everything.
A scream sounded throughout the apartment. It sounded suspiciously like someone?Heero and Duo both looked at the Relenabot but she was standing there quietly with Heero?s hand still over her mouth. They both widened their eyes and looked at each other, ?Relena!?
Just then a large smacking sound echoed through the walls.
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Relena walked through the open door cautiously and peered around. She would find this mysterious woman and discover what all the fuss was about once and for all. She entered into the bedroom and found a sweater and jeans discarded on the floor.
?Hey wait, these are mine!? She said in surprise and lifted them up. The sweater was torn badly and she threw it aside in disgust.
?Look I told you I?m not interested!? Came a man?s voice from the room opposite and there was the sound of a receiver being slammed back into place. Relena froze and desperately looked for a place to hide but it was too late. Alan Tyler walked back into his bedroom and also froze when he caught sight of her.
?Hey, do you carry a spare set of clothes around with you or something?? He raised his eyebrow at her outfit. ?No matter,? He shrugged, ?We?ll just have to go get rid of them too. Take them off.?
?Excuse me??
Alan laughed, ?Come on baby, you can?t back out now. We were going so good.? He pulled the sweater off her roughly and sat her on the bed. She gasped and covered her arms over herself protectively. ?Hey!? She protested.
?Playing hard to get all of a sudden? I liked the submissive slave more.? He unzipped his pants and Relena?s eyes widened at the sight of his member pushing towards her. ?Open wide,? He said gleefully.
Relena screamed and then flung her hand out.
SMACK!
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Heero and Duo left the Relenabot standing and raced back into the bedroom. They were confronted with the sight of Relena standing over a red-faced Alan clutching his cheek.
?How dare you!? She fumed. ?You are the third person today that has completely crossed his limits and I am ashamed of you.?
Alan just stared at her in shock, ?But you??
?And if you dare mention anything about switches I swear I will scream the whole house down. Who the hell are you anyway? What is going on around here?? She turned to Heero and Duo with her hands on her hips. Their eyes were arrested to the creamy white skin of her breasts as they disappeared under the white lacy cups of her bra?
?Hello!? My face is up here!? She pointed. ?Nobody is budging from here until I get my explanation.?
Heero sighed in resignation, ?Stay here.? He disappeared and reappeared with the Relenabot who followed obediently. He positioned the robot in front of Relena and stepped back.
The two Relenas stared at each other silently. The Relenabot tilted her head to the side and tried to process the entity but she failed. She frowned slightly as she tried to compute. Relena just looked at her in horror. ?What is this??
?Howard built her Rel. She?s the reason for all the misunderstandings today.? Duo offered.
Relena gazed at the Relenabot from head to toe and sank back until she fell on the bed in a sitting position. Everyone watched her silently and after a moment she shook her head ruefully. ?It?s an uncanny resemblance isn?t it??
All three nodded their heads in agreement. Relena suddenly stood up and advanced on Alan Tyler. He scrambled to his feet. ?Did you know??
?Wha??
?I asked if you knew!?
?Knew what, erm?Miss?erm?ma?am??
?Did. You. Know. Whether it was me or the robot.?
Alan Tyler opened his mouth and cleverly answered, ?I thought you were the robot ma?am, it was an honest misunderstanding.?
?Actually, he had no idea. The only people who knew there was a robot of you running around Rel were me and Howard. Heero found out soon after.?
?Thanks Duo,? Relena smiled and turned back to Alan who was in the meantime staring at her breasts again. Relena?s eyes narrowed and he turned a deadly shade of white.
?You know Mr Tyler, it is a very disturbing notion for me to discover that there are people like you in the world lurking round dark corners.?
Alan held up his hands in defence, ?Listen Miss Relena, you?I mean the robot agreed to?she consented!?
?And you didn?t think something was a little off? I just appeared and threw myself at you?? Alan squeezed his eyes shut expecting another slap as she lifted her hand again. This time though she stopped midway and turned round to beckon Heero. He came up beside her silently. ?If you would please,? She gestured. Alan, wondering what the delay was, opened one eye cautiously to meet Heero?s fist crashing into his face and knocking his lights out completely. He slumped to the floor unconscious.
Relena sighed, ?That should keep him out for a few hours and hopefully he?ll convince himself it was a dream when he wakes up.?
The door flung open and Howard rushed in, ?I lost Relena what happened did we find her!?? He asked in one go. Eyeing Relena in her skirt and the Relenabot standing attentively he let out a cry of joy and flung himself at his beloved creation, kissing her all over lovingly. ?Oh my precious baby! I?m so glad you?re okay.?
Heero, Duo and Relena winced. ?Well that is a disturbing sight,? Relena commented dryly.
?You have to destroy her,? Heero quietly stated. Howard looked at him in terror. ?No! She?s my project, the love of my life.?
?Switch her off and take her apart,? Heero demanded, crossing his arms. Relena looked at him curiously. Howard sniffled and reached down into the Relenabot?s panties where her main switch was located. The Relenabot made a slight humming noise as she powered down and her eyes lost their glow.
?Now I know for sure I?ll have nightmares,? Relena shook her head, pursing her lips. She was startled out of her musings when she felt someone drape a jacket lightly over her shoulders. Heero looked down at her, ?Let?s get you home.? She nodded silently, feeling suddenly drained.
She turned to Duo, ?One day, I?m going to get you to explain all this to me because I know I?m not going to believe it tomorrow.? Duo grinned and nodded. Relena took a step and then paused again, turning to Howard. ?Out of curiosity, how did you get?the details to make her so real??
Heero tensed beside her and she could tell that the question had crossed his mind too. Howard rubbed his neck nervously, ?Well I just guessed really.?
Relena laughed, ?Fine, don?t tell me.? She was too tired to pursue the matter.
Heero paused before they left, ?Destroy her,? He warned Howard before leaving.
Howard hugged the Relenabot tightly after they had left, ?Destroy her!? You must be kidding.?
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Relena clutched Heero?s jacket around her tightly, ?Heero??
?Yes??
?Did you?did you like that robot more than me??
Heero raised his eyebrow at her. She blushed and lowered her eyes, ?Just wondering,? She said quietly.
?It was just a robot, a creation of some old guy?s fantasies concerning you.? His hands tightened on the wheel. ?A dangerous thing to have around,? He whispered.
?You wanted her.? Heero turned to see her looking at him searchingly.
?Tell me the truth, it crossed your mind didn?t it??
?No it didn?t,? He replied honestly. ?I didn?t realise she was a robot until she had probably been found by that guy Tyler.?
?Meaning?? Relena had a look on her face that showed she wanted him to say clearly what he was implying.
?Meaning we?re here.? He parked the car outside her apartment and got out the door before she could press him. He opened the door for her and she stepped out slowly.
?Heero I?m sorry for all the times I snapped at you today,? She twined her arms around and hugged him close. He drew in a breath and lightly hugged her back before pulling away. ?Don?t worry about it.?
?I wish you?d say it.?
?What??
That you want me as much as I want you. ?Nothing.? She sighed and turned away, walking slowly inside.
?Wait,? Heero?s voice made her stop and turn around. He reached out and traced her cheek gently, ?A robot could never compare to the real thing. Not ever.?
And he left her standing in shock with her heart fluttering.
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Instead of returning to his apartment. Heero was standing on a bridge over a river.
?Now I understand that you were in the wrong place at the wrong time and you picked the wrong girl but three wrongs doesn?t let you off easy.?
?Mmmphffph!?
?I simply cannot allow you to get away with what you nearly did to Relena.?
?mph mmphff!?
?Don?t worry, someone will find you eventually but you won't remember anything. Am I clear??
A frightened nod.
?Good.?
Alan Tyler opened his eyes wide as Heero made to leave. He was tied under the support of the bridge to hang there suspended, completely bound in rope with a gag across his mouth. Heero balanced on the beams that made the support, hesitated and turned back.
?I?m not as cruel as you think,? He smirked, ?There is a 45% chance that you?ll be found in the next two days.?
Alan Tyler?s eyes widened further.
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Duo and Howard dragged the still Relenabot into the warehouse. ?I don?t know how the hell you?re going to get away with this. If Heero finds out you have no intention of destroying her then you?re in trouble.? Duo muttered.
?Ahem!?
They both stood straight as someone cleared their throat behind them. Turning round slowly they came face to face with Relena still clutching Heero?s jacket around her and giving them a very pointed look.
?Hi Rel isn?t Heero supposed to be dropping you off??
?He did but I thought I?d come down and pay you a visit. Seeing as Heero?s not here too I can only guess he?s tying up the other loose end.?
Howard and Duo shuffled their feet nervously. Between them, the Relenabot stood motionless.
?Tell me Howard,? She crossed her arms patiently, ?How you managed to detail me exactly in this robot.?
Her expression warned him not to lie. He went into the warehouse and returned with the infamous seductive pictures of Relena from the New Year?s party. She put her hands to her mouth in delight and took them from him. ?I thought Heero destroyed all of these,? She laughed.
?He did,? Howard admitted grudgingly, ?But I managed to sneak these away. I used these to detail you and I swear the rest was all guesswork.?
?Hmm, you?re a good guesser then.? She sighed and rolled up the posters, tucking them under her arm. Howard looked at them sadly, ?I?m not getting those back am I??
?No,? Relena laughed again and put her hands on her hips. She was walking towards the Relenabot. Her eyes softened and she reached out to touch the robot?s cheek. ?She is really amazing Howard, I do commend you for your achievement but I?m sorry that she was only made for selfish reasons. You know I feel sorry for her because I got a taste of what it was like to be her today. She deserves better.?
?Relena, me and Heero weren?t taking advantage, we were just trying to switch her off.? Duo pleaded.
?I know that now, I don?t hold anything against you two.? Her eyes softened. ?But I need to do this.?
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Heero returned to his apartment late. He ought to make sure that Howard had destroyed the Relenabot but he didn?t really fancy sticking around to see her die in front of his eyes. She looked too much like Relena for him to bear that. He?d call Duo and make sure it was done though, even if he had to threaten to cut off the damn braid to do it.
And then he would deal with Howard?painfully.
He unlocked his door and stepped inside. His eyes narrowed as he realised that the thin wire he taped across the door frame had been broken, indicating that someone had entered. He pulled his gun out of its holster and advanced into his room warily. His gaze was drawn to his bedroom and his sixth sense was pulling him towards the door.
He stealthily advanced towards the door and leaned over to grasp the handle. After a count of three he flung the door open and pointed his gun at the object in the middle of the room.
It was the Relenabot. As he stared at her, Heero broke out in cold sweat. She was wearing that same black lacy ensemble that made him ache down below. A sky blue ribbon was twisted around to hold her in place. The ribbon started from her ankles all the way to the top of her head where it was tied up into a pretty little bow.
She was a wrapped up present. For him.
He lowered his gun and stepped forward towards her. She didn?t move and her blue eyes remained unblinking. His eyes drifted over her curves before glancing at her face but there was no movement. He paused and then waved a hand in front of her to elicit a reaction. Still no movement. He let out a breath; she was switched off. It still shocked him how much she looked like Relena. He suddenly narrowed his eyes. Hold on, Duo and Howard were supposed to have destroyed her so what was she doing in his room? He should?ve known those two couldn?t be trusted. But still, why would they deliver her to him when he was sure to take her back and ensure she was destroyed?
She looked so beautiful.
Damn them, did they think his resolve would crumble? That he would be swayed by her curves and creamy skin? She was before him like he dreamed Relena would be. Heero reached for his cell phone but stopped once again and eyed the motionless robot in his room. Sighing, he put it back in his pocket and took off his jacket, chucking it over his dresser. He turned back to the Relenabot and reached to untie the bow on top of her head. His body brushed against her and his pants immediately tightened. Thank god she was just a robot. The blue ribbon fell away and slipped over to pool at her feet. He lowered his arms and found himself staring at those soft pink lips. A sudden twitch of movement through his lidded eyes brought him up short.
He made a strangled noise and fell backwards as the Relenabot cocked her head to the side and her eyes softened, ?Heero?? Heero was momentarily frozen. He opened his mouth but couldn?t speak. The Relenabot knelt down jerkily and leaned towards him, ?How may I please you??
Heero?s mind was whirring. She was active! He had to switch her off before there was another repeat of events. He took a sharp intake of breath as he saw her stretch her hand towards his thigh. He backed away and got to his feet. The Relenabot cocked her head up at him curiously and then jerkily straightened up.
Damn, part of his mind was deliciously busy perusing her creamy skin and wouldn?t concentrate, he closed his eyes to shut off the view. The Relenabot was still staring at him, ?How may I??
The rest of her sentence was cut off as Heero grabbed her wrist and pushed her down onto the bed. The Relenabot bounced on the covers and stared at him as leaned over her. Her skin was so soft and warm, pressing against him through his clothes. A little bead of sweat appeared on his brow as he struggled to control himself.
?I am not a pervert?? He lifted himself up slightly, turning away from her.
Then he heard a giggle.
Hold on. Rewind. Her skin was so soft and warm. Warm. Robots weren?t warm, and they didn?t giggle. He turned back in shock and was confronted with the sight of Relena beneath him with her golden hair spread out across his bed sheets, her arms hugging her stomach as she laughed and her eyes twinkled. Robot eyes didn?t twinkle like that either. His mouth was agape as he stared at her.
?I hope not,? Her laughs faded into a chuckle and she sank back and took a deep breath making her chest lift up as her lungs heaved. Heero?s eyes widened as they followed its movement.
??Relena??
?Hmm?? She stretched a hand out and stroked his chest. Heero dazedly grabbed her hand, hauling it away. ?What?who?? His mouth wasn?t really co-operating at the moment. Okay mistaking Relena for the Relenabot was bad but Relena masquerading as the Relenabot was much worse, what was she thinking?
Relena gave him a mischievous smile and tweaked his nose playfully, ?Got you.?
Heero looked at her like she was some strange creature from another planet, ?How the hell??
She lifted herself on her elbows. ?I?m not too bad at acting am I? I didn?t think I?d be that good though. I expected after all the misunderstandings today you would catch me out.? She mocked and Heero swallowed. Relena flopped back. ?Although, I nearly slipped when I felt you?? She raised an eyebrow, ??down there. I have to admit it took amazing self-control, I hope you appreciate that.?
Heero winced, ?Why??
She smiled, ?Because I wanted what the Relenabot had from you. I didn?t want you to choose her over me??
?So this was a test?? Heero narrowed his eyes.
?Not really,? She sighed, ?I?ve had so many surprises today and I felt like giving one of my own?that and I wanted to feel sexy.? She added.
?You and sexy?? The corner of Heero?s mouth tilted. Relena glared at him, ?Hey, you all found the Relenabot sexy??
?The Relenabot is??
He lurched over her as she tugged sharply on his shirt. She entwined her arms around his neck and whispered huskily, ?The Relenabot is destroyed Heero. Howard wept like a baby but I stood there and made sure it was done. Now you?ll just have to settle for me.?
Heero?s eyes darkened and he groaned as she brushed her body with his. ?Are you sure??
She chuckled, ?Well yes, I took all the trouble to wrap myself up like a nice birthday present.?
Heero nibbled at her shoulder, ?It?s not my birthday.?
She pushed him back and he was startled as she put her hands on her hips and stuck her tongue out at him, ?Well, then you won?t be wanting your present.?
She started to crawl off the bed with a big smile on her face and mentally counted down ?three?two?
Heero growled before she even reached one and she yelped as he grabbed her foot and flipped her over so she landed on her back and was pulled into his waiting arms. She gasped as he showered hot kisses all over her chin and jaw line. ?Maybe today is my birthday?who knows,? He mumbled between kisses. She leaned her head to the side and moaned as he tasted her neck hungrily.
Relena began to unbutton his shirt and her hands slipped over his finely toned chest. He sucked in a breath and lifted his head up to claim her mouth so possessively that she was pushed backwards into his supporting hands at the brunt of it. Relena moaned softly as their tongues moved and explored each other. Heero unclasped her bra strap and flung the offending item across the room.
He lowered her onto the sheets and gazed at her body lustfully before lowering his head and taking one of her breasts into his mouth. Relena arched back and her lidded eyes fluttered as he teased the nipple with his teeth. ?This?? He moved to the other one and administered the same treatment, ?Is what you get?? He licked his way down to her stomach making her squirm, ?For teasing me.?
Relena responded by curling her leg around his and sensuously sliding it up against him. As Heero brushed against the material of her panties she bucked and pressed herself against his arousal.
A groan ripped out of Heero?s throat and he lifted himself off her to divest himself of his clothing. He leaned down to plant a kiss on her stomach as he slipped her panties off and they joined the pile of clothes on the floor.
Relena caressed her hands across his back as he pressed his body against hers. He reached down and rubbed at her nub until she was gasping against his mouth. Heero?s eyes had gone dark with desire. Somewhere at the back of his mind where all his stray thoughts had been stashed, he?d been dying to do this to her all day thanks to that infernal robot. She was wet and ready for him as he slipped a finger in her folds. Relena cried out. Unable to wait anymore, Heero gently parted her legs and thrust himself inside her. She gasped and wrapped her arms around him, burying her head in his neck. He waited for her to adjust before he slowly began to thrust in and out. She whimpered at the pleasure he was invoking inside of her and he in turn, closed his eyes at the sensation of how tight she was. The louder her pants became, the more he picked up the pace until he felt her walls tighten around him and as she cried out his name, he lost control and arched his back, releasing into her.
After they had both settled down, curled up in each other?s arms, Heero pulled away from her suddenly, despite her protests, ?You?re sure the Relenabot is destroyed??
Relena tilted her face towards him and brushed her lips against his, ?Yes I told you I destroyed it.?
He kissed the top of her head and tucked her beneath his chin. ?Nobody else can have you but me,? He said stubbornly, unaware of where such possessiveness came from. He felt her smile against his skin.
?Only you,? She murmured her agreement.
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?And that?s what happened!?
The three pilots looked at Duo in wonder. ?Wow and I thought my day was crazy at the circus,? Trowa muttered. Wufei simply sniffed and Quatre was flushing pink. Duo nudged him, ?What?s up Quatre? Thinking about having some time with the ol? Relenabot herself??
Quatre went redder and shook his head, ?It?s destroyed now?right??
As Duo turned thoughtfully and positioned his arms above his head in a gesture of nonchalance, the three pilots leaned closer with a hopeful look on each of their faces.
?Yep, she looked pretty mashed up to me. Relena was thorough.?
There was a sigh of disappointment and Duo turned round with a look of astonishment. ?Don?t tell me you guys??
?No!? Quatre shook his head rapidly.
?Never crossed my mind,? Trowa stated, his voice quieter than usual.
?You dare insinuate that I would think such a thing!? Wufei burbled, incensed.
There was a moment of silence in which the four pilots just stood there. Then?
?Oh look at the time! I?d better get going,? Quatre made his apologies and left.
?Me too,? Trowa followed.
Wufei just turned and stalked out.
Duo stared after them for a while?then burst out laughing.
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That night Quatre turned and tossed in his bed, his forehead dripping with perspiration.
?Will that please you Quatre??
?Erm well, are you sure this is all right??
?I only wish to please??
?What if I?m making you do something you don?t want to.?
?I am programmed to follow your command.?
?Yes but what is your desire?
?I do not understand??
?I believe even you must have some kind of wishes or dreams. You cannot just want to serve.?
?I only wish to please you.?
Quatre uneasily looked from left to right shiftily before turning to her cautiously, ?Very well?there is only one thing I want??
?You wish me to carry out your command??
?Yes??
?I will comply.?
And the Relenabot stiffly walked into the room dressed as a maid carrying a tray with a single teacup. ?Ahh, tea,? Was Quatre?s contented sigh. She bent over to settle the tray down and Quatre flushed. She picked the cup up to hand it to him and as he reached to take it, his hand fumbled and the cup spilled over the Relenabot?s chest, drenching her dress. She didn?t wince once as the hot liquid touched her skin.
?Oh you poor thing!? Quatre rushed over to her, grabbing a cloth and dabbing at her skin while trying not to look at her breasts. The Relenabot simply smiled and stared at his attempts to clean her up.
The door flung open and a solitary figure entered. Quatre froze in the act and widened his eyes.
?I?I was?erm?she?you?? He flustered.
Deep blue eyes narrowed at him and a hand was raised clutching a pistol.
Bang!
Quatre woke up in cold sweat gasping. A quick look around confirmed that no quick death was awaiting him. ?I?m not gonna get any sleep tonight,? He nestled his head underneath a pillow and groaned.
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The Relenabot sweated and gasped as she jerked up and down erratically.
Wufei laughed as he watched her.
She smiled, ?Am I pleasing you?Wufei??
?Did I give you permission to smile woman??
?No?Wufei.?
?Then don?t, and get to work!?
?I will comply.?
The Relenabot schooled her features into a frown and bent down again. She dipped her sponge into the bucket at the side and slapped it on the floor, rocking her body jerkily as she scrubbed hard at the wet floor. Wufei surveyed her from his chair. He closed his eyes, leaned back and sighed. Suddenly the sound of scrubbing was echoing in his ears. He frowned and lifted his head to see a brown-haired woman scrubbing the floor beside the Relenabot.
??Sally???
Sally looked up, grimaced at him and continued scrubbing. Wufei laughed even more, ?Ah this just keeps getting better and better. Get to work women, I want to see this floor pristine and not a speck in sight!? He crossed his arms behind his head and leaned back, enjoying himself.
There was a long drawn click in front of him. He opened his eyes and sat up when he saw a tall dark haired man standing before him with a pistol pointed at him. Wufei stuck his chin up stubbornly.
?She wanted to do it, you can?t deny the truth.?
Blue eyes narrowed at him dangerously.
?Besides,? Wufei leaned back once again casually, ?It?s not just about your woman, Sally?s here too to keep her company,? He chuckled. In response, the finger on the trigger moved.
Wufei?s eyes narrowed, ?You wouldn?t??
The trigger continued moving?
?Injustice!?
Bang!
Wufei?s eyes snapped open and he stared up at the ceiling. ?Great?? He flung an arm over his head in exasperation.
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?And we hand it over to Jane who?s currently there now??
?Thanks Mike. Here we have it viewers, the long-awaited wedding ceremony of the Vice Foreign Minister has finished and we are waiting for the lucky couple to emerge from the church. There has been a huge turnout today, hundreds have come here to see who the mysterious groom is. There is still little information on offer; all that we know is that he?s an agent of the Preventer organisation and has known Miss Relena for some time?oh here they come now!?
?Yes?I can see them right now! Miss Relena looks stunning in her white gown and?hold on, I?m just trying to see the groom. This is the first view we?ve got of this mysterious man. I see brown hair?he seems mysterious all right?Ooo and the loveliest Prussian blue eyes??
There was a bzzzttt sound as the TV flicked off with a hum. Trowa sighed and leaned his arm over the back of the couch. ?Well everyone?s happy this way.? When he was met by silence he tilted his head to the side. ?Tell me again what you would do for me??
?Anything you command?Trowa.?
Trowa sighed and lifted himself to his feet gracefully, offering his hand out. ?Then to bed my lady, and all the pleasure you can give there.?
?I will comply.?
The Relenabot smiled and took his hand. He pulled her up and hugged her around her waist, nibbling on her neck. ?And you are a dream come true??
The door flung open and Trowa pushed the Relenabot away, reaching for his gun. Prussian blue eyes centred on him and the gun was shot out of his hand. Green eyes narrowed at the same time blue ones did?
?You?re not playing very fair are you?? Trowa whispered?
Bang!
Trowa jerked awake and sat up from his position against the lion cage. He glanced back to see the lions staring at him sleepily before lowering their heads and closing their eyes. He shook his head and got up with a grimace, ?Damn you Heero.?
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Heero turned to lay on his back, pulling Relena with him and earning a mumbled protest as she snuggled closer and rested her cheek against his chest. He stroked her arm gently, staring at the ceiling.
He had the real thing
?and he smiled.
The End
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A/N: And the madness ends *flops down*
(j/k)
when it comes to lemons but I'll be writing more in the future.