Hangovers (R) (Sasuke x Sakura)
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:09 pm
Sasuke x Sakura silly short, written for Wicked. Rated R
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Why do my wrists burn, and why does my head hurt? Someone needs to be stabbed for this. I snap my eyes open, and want to kill whoever invented bright lights. Slowly I open then again and the fuzziness fades away, but all I see is a wall of white.
I look up and notice that the white seems to be covering up something round. My gaze lingers here for a while for reasons unknown to me. Apparently this was a bad idea, because it got my shin kicked. Oh yes, someone needed to be hurt. Looking at my… captor? I'm more confused "Sakura?"
"Just what am I doing in your apartment wearing my nurse's outfit?"
"Add 'why am I tied up?' and that is my question."
"… Do you remember what happened last night?"
"I just remember Naruto dragging me to some stupid party."
"… Was I there?"
Let me think about that for all of three nano seconds. Come on Sasuke, keep your cool, you have a reputation to uphold, "yes."
"Was Ino there?"
"Who?"
"The blond girl."
There was a blond girl in the village? "Was she the one hitting Shikamaru a lot?"
"No that was Temri, the other blond."
Oh, right "yes."
I was not aware Sakura knew those words she was saying, and either she was describing in medical detail what she was going to do to Ino or making up words, maybe both. "I'll bet she spiked my drink, she does that at EVERY party I go to."
Note to self, go to more parties, and build alcohol tolerance. "Why am I tied up?"
"Oh I woke up, saw you, figured you did something indecent last night, and tied you up so you would have to stay and answer my questions."
How could she possibly make that sound like it was a logical thing to do? "Untie me."
"That depends."
"On what?"
"Are you going to try something indecent?"
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Why do my wrists burn, and why does my head hurt? Someone needs to be stabbed for this. I snap my eyes open, and want to kill whoever invented bright lights. Slowly I open then again and the fuzziness fades away, but all I see is a wall of white.
I look up and notice that the white seems to be covering up something round. My gaze lingers here for a while for reasons unknown to me. Apparently this was a bad idea, because it got my shin kicked. Oh yes, someone needed to be hurt. Looking at my… captor? I'm more confused "Sakura?"
"Just what am I doing in your apartment wearing my nurse's outfit?"
"Add 'why am I tied up?' and that is my question."
"… Do you remember what happened last night?"
"I just remember Naruto dragging me to some stupid party."
"… Was I there?"
Let me think about that for all of three nano seconds. Come on Sasuke, keep your cool, you have a reputation to uphold, "yes."
"Was Ino there?"
"Who?"
"The blond girl."
There was a blond girl in the village? "Was she the one hitting Shikamaru a lot?"
"No that was Temri, the other blond."
Oh, right "yes."
I was not aware Sakura knew those words she was saying, and either she was describing in medical detail what she was going to do to Ino or making up words, maybe both. "I'll bet she spiked my drink, she does that at EVERY party I go to."
Note to self, go to more parties, and build alcohol tolerance. "Why am I tied up?"
"Oh I woke up, saw you, figured you did something indecent last night, and tied you up so you would have to stay and answer my questions."
How could she possibly make that sound like it was a logical thing to do? "Untie me."
"That depends."
"On what?"
"Are you going to try something indecent?"
*mainly because I wanted to use a new smiley*
i just loved that last part. sasuke and sakura are my newest obssession.