Birthday sillyshort written for Caliborn:
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Dorthy couldn't understand why she had not learned sooner that cookies were a powerful force, all that mattered was she knew now, and had to figure out how to properly exploit it. She looked at all the furniture that had been realigned, (it was completely NOT on a whim, it served a strategic purpose, somehow) and couldn't believe she had gotten Duo Maxwell to do back breaking over something as trivial as cookies. The first that that came to her mind was that there must be a way to use this to her advantage. Somewhere, miles away, Quatre suddenly felt a deep chill, strange since it was about 95 degrees in his office since the air conditioner failed.
Dorthy decided to put her newfound power to the test, and called Quatre to come over. When he asked if she needed anything,, she didn't finish saying the word well before Quatre promised to be right over and canceled his schedule for the rest of the day. A friend needed help, clearly he couldn't stay in the sweltering heat all day when someone with a working air conditioner was in need.
Once he got there, Dorthy ran in to a slight problem. She didn't have anything she actually needed, and she had been too busy baking cookies to think something up while he drove over. She looked around the room for some inspiration, and noticed couch she got Duo to move earlier, now that she looked at it more carefully, it really threw off the whole room by being against that wall, so she asked Quatre to move it (without telling him that it was back to it's original place). He protested about wearing dress cloths for work, and before Dorthy knew what she was doing she told him to take them off. (But really, it made COMPLETE sense, maybe, somehow, possibly). After his face turned a color she thought would look perfect on the guest bathroom walls, she was more shocked when he actually took them off.
He asked some question, or maybe announced he was running for office, Dorthy really wasn't sure WHAT he said, she was a little too busy looking at... Oh right, He wanted to know if he had the couch centered. The couch, right, the soft couch, that he was standing over, shirtless.... Before doing something highly unladylike (such as, jumping him on the spot) Dorthy decided to offer him cookies. He gracefully accepted and sat down on the couch. After finishing his second cookie, she noted that Quatre was barely managing to contain laughter.
When she asked what was so funny he replied that it was that he skipped out on billion dollar meetings to sit on a couch shirtless and eat cookies. Dorthy couldn't help but laugh.
Before she jumped him that is.
Quature had to admit, strange as it was, he liked married life, more so now that his wife baked cookies.
The power of Cookies (4xD)
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SOOOOO CUTE....
and poor Duo of course
and poor Duo of course

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"Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows"David T. Wolf (1943 - )
"The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane" Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
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I already commented in your journal but... have I mentioned how much I adore this? *glomp*
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Oh c'mon people, why is it always have to be Duo? XD He's just mentioned here, he's not even a character in this one xD
But, back with the comment. I liked it ^^ Irrational for them to behave this way... But I suppose that was the purpouse
Good job! 

But, back with the comment. I liked it ^^ Irrational for them to behave this way... But I suppose that was the purpouse


How crazy
Stop talking about me as if you know me
How crazy
I?ve been running away from the ship
sinking in the depths of the ocean
Song How Crazy by YUI
Just be yourself.
Stop talking about me as if you know me
How crazy
I?ve been running away from the ship
sinking in the depths of the ocean
Song How Crazy by YUI
Just be yourself.