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The Best Way to End an Argument

Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 1:32 pm
by Adaon
(rated R for adult themes)

A/N, written for everybodys' favorite warlord.
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Relena walked out of her closet wearing her new blue bikini, the one she had spent hours shopping for to find *the* perfect one. Per her instructions, Heero was sitting on the bed waiting to review the newest piece in her wardrobe. She was slightly uncomfortable, not used to showing off this much skin, but she tried to take up a few confident poses to show it off.

Heero was silent, he just blinked a few times. She waited, and waited, and waited, but he didn't say anything. Finally she had enough, if he wouldn't say anything on his his own, she would prompt him. All that work she put in to finding the right suit, the least he could do would be to tell her she looked nice! "Well, what do you think?"

He blinked again, the ever-impassive look on his face did not change as he opened his mouth to speak, "I don't like-"

"You don't like it? YOU DON'T LIKE IT? Do you have ANY idea how much time I spent shopping for this today?"

"No, but-"

"I can't believe that you would be so, so, so..."

"Relena-"

"Don't you dare! If you think you can just magically say something to make this better... What do you think you are doing?"

While she had made it clear nothing he would say would stop her ranting, he stood and pulled his shirt over his head, giving her a clear view of his well defined upper body. As he slowly started walking towards her.

She found it slightly distracting, but if he thought just taking his shirt off and displaying his hot upper body, focus Relena focus... on his toned abs... NO! no distractions until after you finish chewing him out for being so insensitive! "If you think that you can get off the hook just by-"

She did not get to finish that sentence as his lips covered hers as he pulled her in to a passionate kiss. After he pulled back she opened her eyes and blinked a few times to clear her head "if you think that-"

Again he interrupted her by pulling her in to a kiss. She would be upset, if she could even remember her name at the moment. After holding her in to that kiss for some time, he released her mouth and she started gasping her air. If she had been a little more clear headed, she probably would have noticed he gaze had wandered southward, but she was too busy trying to remember what she had been talking about.

Now it was Heero who spoke up as his hands began wandering to the back of her neck, right about where the not was... "As I was trying to say, I hate that you are still wearing that. It's in my way."

"In the way?" She asked, still slightly dazed as she felt the fabric fall away and he pressed his body against hers.

"Yes, in the way." It was the final words that either of them said for some time as he brought his lips down and captured her in another passionate kiss. For a brief moment she realized that she had forgotten something, but that quickly passed when she realized neither of them had cloths on anymore...

Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 6:11 pm
by Morrighan
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Glad you posted this here. :D

*feeds Adaon's evil plot bunnies*

*runs away*

^_^

Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 11:48 pm
by fallen dove
What a lovely little story. To be honest, I wish that was how I ended all of <i>my</i> arguments.

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:37 am
by lilac310
what a cute story!

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:26 pm
by Omnicat
:lol: My first impression when I saw the title, knowing a bit of your style... was that 'the best way' would be a gun. But this way is better.

Very nice!

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:00 pm
by Adaon
Omnicat wrote::lol: My first impression when I saw the title, knowing a bit of your style... was that 'the best way' would be a gun. But this way is better.

Very nice!
That's just the third best way. 8)

Glad you all (minus the evil morri) had fun with this. :)

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:09 pm
by blackrose
If a kiss is the best way...

Heero: *smirk*

And a gun is the third best way...

Heero: *evil grin*

What is the 2nd best way?

Duo: Sex!

Heero: No, then that would be first.

Relena: Diplomacy?

Heero: *groan* Gun outranks diplomacy.

Relena: Now, Heero. You'd think that after all the battles you've had to fight--

Duo: Nag, nag nag nag nag.

Heero: *aims gun at Duo*

Duo: Uhhh, ok. You win.

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:07 pm
by HiFreak
Hilarious Blackrose.

No but really what is the 2nd best way?

Anyway I love the story very nice. I wonder how many times Heero has gotten away with that.

Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:10 am
by Omnicat
Yes, what is the second best way? :lol:

Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:57 am
by Wingnut
Omnicat wrote:Yes, what is the second best way? :lol:
Blackmail perhaps?