Blissful Ignorance

I haven't seen a topic like this in this section. Anyway, post your funny fanfic bloopers here.

From My Enemies, My Friends, My Love

Drake: *Grabs Treize by the collar* When I told you to always protect my daughter! I didn't mean for you to sleep with her!

Treize: O_O Oh god! Please dont kill me, man! It...uh...look over there! *points*

Drake: Where?!

Treize: *runs* Ahhhh! Ashi, save me!

Ashi: -_-;; Fight your own battles...remember you feel "pleasure" when doing so!

Treize: T_T I didn't quite mean it like THAT!

*cocks head to one side in a VERY canine gesture of confusion.*

What is it exactly that you are looking for here?

Cuz if I knew what you meant more I might be able to post something so the forum wouldn't look so lonely.

Lemme know MMMkay?

Later

Ah, I like this idea. Post possible blooper that could happen in your fanfics that you have written.

=^.^= Imma find some for this.

Pretty much that you make up a blooper from one of your fanfics as if it was a director's cut.