Teaser (rate R at some point)
Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:00 am
Okay so i have never written a fanfic before but i couldn't get this out of my head. Remember the episode when Hilde and Duo had an aparment for like 3 seconds, i can't remember if it was on Earth or not but lets say it was. So i wrote kind of a teaser and if you guys have any pointers i'll take them and if you don't i'll just put up a whole chapter and pray. You can't really tell from this tid bit but this will a Relena/Heero fic with a R/NC-17 rating, but it won't be straight smut there will be some fluff too. Hope you enjoy.
It was safe to say that Heero Yuy played an active role in Duo Maxwell's sex life. Heero sighed as he looked at the package in his hand. When he had begun subletting this apartment from Duo six years he'd had been thinking of the perks: it would be cheap, it was close to ESUN head quarters, and the other tenants (mostly senior citizens) were quiet and so happy to be rid of the "Devil Child and his Mistress in 314? that they gave Heero plenty of privacy. However within the first month he'd noticed three flaws: the overhead pipes in the bath room leaked no matter how hard he tried to fix it, the elevator never worked, and on the first of every month a new item from Sensual Sensations Adult Catalogue came to his home.
The first time he?d gotten Duo?s mail Heero had opened the package without reading the label, when he found a pair of handcuffs inside he thought they were simply for Duo's work. The second package contained cherry flavored lube, KY warming liquid and edible underwear. The third package was a big order: dominatrix boots, a cat-o-nine tails whip, and a corset complete with scarlet stockings.
Heero stopped opening the packages after that. He shuddered in remembrance, who knew Hilde was such a freak.
Every morning at work after a new package would arrive Heero would (as discreetly as possible) chunk it at Duo's head and demanded that he call that sex toy company and tell them he'd changed his address. Duo had done so (after eight months and countless threats) however that didn't stop the company from sending "free samples" or "bonus rewards for good customers" (Duo and Hilde were excellent customers) to his address every now and again.
Heero sighed again and rubbed his face he didn't have time for this it was half and hour till 8 and he still had to shave. He walked into the bathroom and threw the package in the tub smiling with satisfaction as water from the pipes dripped on it. He briefly wondered if the contents of the box were water proof. Heero grimaced. On second thought he didn't want to know.
It was safe to say that Heero Yuy played an active role in Duo Maxwell's sex life. Heero sighed as he looked at the package in his hand. When he had begun subletting this apartment from Duo six years he'd had been thinking of the perks: it would be cheap, it was close to ESUN head quarters, and the other tenants (mostly senior citizens) were quiet and so happy to be rid of the "Devil Child and his Mistress in 314? that they gave Heero plenty of privacy. However within the first month he'd noticed three flaws: the overhead pipes in the bath room leaked no matter how hard he tried to fix it, the elevator never worked, and on the first of every month a new item from Sensual Sensations Adult Catalogue came to his home.
The first time he?d gotten Duo?s mail Heero had opened the package without reading the label, when he found a pair of handcuffs inside he thought they were simply for Duo's work. The second package contained cherry flavored lube, KY warming liquid and edible underwear. The third package was a big order: dominatrix boots, a cat-o-nine tails whip, and a corset complete with scarlet stockings.
Heero stopped opening the packages after that. He shuddered in remembrance, who knew Hilde was such a freak.
Every morning at work after a new package would arrive Heero would (as discreetly as possible) chunk it at Duo's head and demanded that he call that sex toy company and tell them he'd changed his address. Duo had done so (after eight months and countless threats) however that didn't stop the company from sending "free samples" or "bonus rewards for good customers" (Duo and Hilde were excellent customers) to his address every now and again.
Heero sighed again and rubbed his face he didn't have time for this it was half and hour till 8 and he still had to shave. He walked into the bathroom and threw the package in the tub smiling with satisfaction as water from the pipes dripped on it. He briefly wondered if the contents of the box were water proof. Heero grimaced. On second thought he didn't want to know.
I look forward to 
yea..I do remember that very brief "apartment" scene.....and I recall myself wishing that it was Heero and Relena instead.... 
I haven't read a lemon in a while for HXR.