10 places NOT to have sex (NC-17) 1/10
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:36 pm
10 places NOT to have sex
Author: Joe
NC-17
A/N: I want to state that if anything in this series reflects what happened to you in real life, it was not my intention
. Seriously though you can get in a lot of trouble imitating the acts seen in this series and it is my duty as a "decent" human being to tell you not to do any of the following, except the sex part do that.
Disclaimer: They don't belong to me
Heero hated grocery stores. There were little kids everywhere touching things with their sticky hands. Old ladies 'accidently' running into you with their carts. He knew they were lying they meant to hit him, if only to piss him off more. Relena however had decided that it would be 'nice' to go shopping.
"See Heero, we don't have to have cooks go out and shop for us." Relena looked over her shoulder to see his scowl, "is that expression permanently going to be on your face."
"Yes." He said crossing his arms still following behind her as she moved her hips with each step forward.
"Heero don't you think it'd be a good experience for you to smile every now and then, I heard it's good for you." She said as she threw two apples into her basket.
"I heard sex every day was good for you, but we haven't had anything close to sex in weeks." His scowl deepened a little as he remembered how he'd had to sleep on the couch till he had caved into going shopping with her.
"Your acting like a baby Heero." Relena moved from the apples to the cucumbers, "How do you tell if these are ripe, I heard you licked them or something." She flicked her tongue across the top of the green vegetable.
"Babies don't want sex Relena, besides how bad is it, that a cucumber has gotten more action then I have in the last few weeks."
"OK Mr. Yuy, name a time and place." Relena placed the cucumber in the basket and turned around with her hands on her hips.
An idea went off in Heero's head that he had to jump on.
"The Produce section of this grocery store, right now." He leveled his most serious expression at her, which was pretty hard to do considering how serious he always looked anyway.
"Alright."
Heero wasted no time, he closed the space in between the two of them and cut her lips off with his own, pushing her further to the back of the store. With his lips still closed with hers he pushed open the swinging doors to the storage part of the produce section feeling for a closed off section to indulge in the sweetest fruit.
"You taste like strawberries." Heero licked his lips.
His hands followed the outline of her clothes to the sides of her hips. His body aligned behind hers gave him a perfect view of all her curves. Her perfect hips, that slender waist. She was a dream realized, one that he would gladly spend most of his days in.
"I would have thought peaches." Relena playfully giggled as his lips began to suckle at the nape of her neck.
"I hate peaches, strawberries are better suited for you." Heero's hand began to become impatient pushing up the summer dress that she was so indecently wearing. His tanned and bruised hands pulled her closer to him as if that was possible. His legs moved her thighs aside as he reached around her front to pull off her straps and grasp a breast.
She jumped a little at the move, as if she was an innocent. He knew better though, he knew just how far she was willing to go. His eyes had gained a predatory look a focus and determination setting in with every move. Heero's left hand trailed down her stomach with a slight touch, finally ending between her legs. Again she jumped like a virgin as his fingers found her folds slipping in between them to bring her closer to ecstacy.
Heero grasped at her lips, pulling on them slightly with his teeth. She gasped a little as he pulled her lips open and slid his tongue in between. He used his right hand in unison with his left. Accelerating the rhythm of his fingers, while dabbling with her erect nipples. His mouth traveled from hers to her breast as he nibbled or suckled.
Relena never just came, she would always buck as if trying to throw off the person who was giving her the pleasure that she seemed to desperately need. As she finished she went limp in Heero's arms slowly sliding down his chest, her body exhausted and breathing hard.
"Do you leave all the girls breathless." Relena asked, barely managing a wink.
"Of course, I have a reputation." Heero added kissing her on her forehead.
"So Fred and I got stuck on the 408 because some kids flipped their car. That's the shit I'm talking about, parents give their kids these fast cars and think they ain't going to do something stupid with them." Out of the corner of his eye Heero could see two men walking towards their position.
"Heero we need to go." Relena said as she began to redress herself.
"Wait, I think we're forgetting the golden rule here." Heero said still sporting a hard-on with a ticked off expression on his face.
"I don't think it will be good for the Vice Foreign Minister to be caught having sex with her bodyguard while shopping in the produce section." She pointed to the stacks of fruit to emphasize her point.
"ARGH! Next time I come first." Heero pulled her in front of him hiding the bulge in his jeans, "and since your the only one without a penis, you get to walk in front."
"Next time you have to pick a better place." She said as she stuck a tongue out between her still rose colored cheeks.
<End>
Author: Joe
NC-17
A/N: I want to state that if anything in this series reflects what happened to you in real life, it was not my intention
. Seriously though you can get in a lot of trouble imitating the acts seen in this series and it is my duty as a "decent" human being to tell you not to do any of the following, except the sex part do that.Disclaimer: They don't belong to me
Heero hated grocery stores. There were little kids everywhere touching things with their sticky hands. Old ladies 'accidently' running into you with their carts. He knew they were lying they meant to hit him, if only to piss him off more. Relena however had decided that it would be 'nice' to go shopping.
"See Heero, we don't have to have cooks go out and shop for us." Relena looked over her shoulder to see his scowl, "is that expression permanently going to be on your face."
"Yes." He said crossing his arms still following behind her as she moved her hips with each step forward.
"Heero don't you think it'd be a good experience for you to smile every now and then, I heard it's good for you." She said as she threw two apples into her basket.
"I heard sex every day was good for you, but we haven't had anything close to sex in weeks." His scowl deepened a little as he remembered how he'd had to sleep on the couch till he had caved into going shopping with her.
"Your acting like a baby Heero." Relena moved from the apples to the cucumbers, "How do you tell if these are ripe, I heard you licked them or something." She flicked her tongue across the top of the green vegetable.
"Babies don't want sex Relena, besides how bad is it, that a cucumber has gotten more action then I have in the last few weeks."
"OK Mr. Yuy, name a time and place." Relena placed the cucumber in the basket and turned around with her hands on her hips.
An idea went off in Heero's head that he had to jump on.
"The Produce section of this grocery store, right now." He leveled his most serious expression at her, which was pretty hard to do considering how serious he always looked anyway.
"Alright."
Heero wasted no time, he closed the space in between the two of them and cut her lips off with his own, pushing her further to the back of the store. With his lips still closed with hers he pushed open the swinging doors to the storage part of the produce section feeling for a closed off section to indulge in the sweetest fruit.
"You taste like strawberries." Heero licked his lips.
His hands followed the outline of her clothes to the sides of her hips. His body aligned behind hers gave him a perfect view of all her curves. Her perfect hips, that slender waist. She was a dream realized, one that he would gladly spend most of his days in.
"I would have thought peaches." Relena playfully giggled as his lips began to suckle at the nape of her neck.
"I hate peaches, strawberries are better suited for you." Heero's hand began to become impatient pushing up the summer dress that she was so indecently wearing. His tanned and bruised hands pulled her closer to him as if that was possible. His legs moved her thighs aside as he reached around her front to pull off her straps and grasp a breast.
She jumped a little at the move, as if she was an innocent. He knew better though, he knew just how far she was willing to go. His eyes had gained a predatory look a focus and determination setting in with every move. Heero's left hand trailed down her stomach with a slight touch, finally ending between her legs. Again she jumped like a virgin as his fingers found her folds slipping in between them to bring her closer to ecstacy.
Heero grasped at her lips, pulling on them slightly with his teeth. She gasped a little as he pulled her lips open and slid his tongue in between. He used his right hand in unison with his left. Accelerating the rhythm of his fingers, while dabbling with her erect nipples. His mouth traveled from hers to her breast as he nibbled or suckled.
Relena never just came, she would always buck as if trying to throw off the person who was giving her the pleasure that she seemed to desperately need. As she finished she went limp in Heero's arms slowly sliding down his chest, her body exhausted and breathing hard.
"Do you leave all the girls breathless." Relena asked, barely managing a wink.
"Of course, I have a reputation." Heero added kissing her on her forehead.
"So Fred and I got stuck on the 408 because some kids flipped their car. That's the shit I'm talking about, parents give their kids these fast cars and think they ain't going to do something stupid with them." Out of the corner of his eye Heero could see two men walking towards their position.
"Heero we need to go." Relena said as she began to redress herself.
"Wait, I think we're forgetting the golden rule here." Heero said still sporting a hard-on with a ticked off expression on his face.
"I don't think it will be good for the Vice Foreign Minister to be caught having sex with her bodyguard while shopping in the produce section." She pointed to the stacks of fruit to emphasize her point.
"ARGH! Next time I come first." Heero pulled her in front of him hiding the bulge in his jeans, "and since your the only one without a penis, you get to walk in front."
"Next time you have to pick a better place." She said as she stuck a tongue out between her still rose colored cheeks.
<End>
*sniff*
