Anniversary Plans
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 1:39 pm
Just wrote this, when I get home I'll edit and title it. PG
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"You're moping."
"For the last time I am not moping!"
"Come on Relena, I've known you for over nine years now, I know when your moping."
Relena sighed, and looked up from her paperwork towards her friend. "Hildie, I am not moping. I'm just, slightly frustrated."
"Tomato, tomoto, now what?s going on, Heero finally did something wrong didn't he?"
"What is your obsession with whatever Heero does wrong?"
"You get Mr. Perfect-at-almost-everything and I get Duo, If I didn't revel in some of Heero's mistakes I'd have to result to --- jealousy of you getting a guy that puts the seat cover down and I get one who loves basketball but can't find the rim of a cloths hamper to save his life."
"... I think I'm going to just ignore most of that, especially how you know what Heero does. Regardless of that, it's just, well today is our anniversary and it looks like Heero actually forget."
"Mr. I know to the nanosecond the time we first kissed forgot your anniversary?"
"Well, he took an assignment that has him away all week, and he hasn't called all day."
"Hey wait a minute, isn't your anniversary 4 months from now?"
"Not that, I mean when we first met, it was 10 years ago today."
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"Barton, you have 10 minutes to wrap this up or so help me Une can come pick up the peaces of your corpse..."
"I've never known you to be this testy on a mission what's going on?"
"I have plans, there is a reason I rejected this assignment in the first place."
"How did Une get you to change your mind anyways, you're not the type to just give in."
"Bribery."
"Must have been something good."
"Starting with the end of this mission, 1 week vacation, no interruptions from the foreign ministry office. Followed up by 1 more week surrounding our wedding anniversary."
"I fail to see how she could hope to pull that off, what makes you trust this deal?"
"Collateral."
"Dare I ask?"
"If she breaks her end, she picks up most of Relena?s non-classified paperwork for two months."
"Intriguing, but I have a feeling there is something more to this, everything seems geared towards freeing Relena's time, but what about yours?"
"Simple, if Une suffers, you suffer with her."
"You can't be serious."
"She fills in for Relena, you fill in for me."
"Remind me to have a word with her when we get back."
"It won't do you any good."
"I can be ... persuasive."
"I have blackmail material."
"You?re bluffing."
"Remember your proposal?"
"... I hate you."
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"I can't believe you made that deal with Yuy."
"I didn't have a choice in the matter."
"You run the preventers, you expect me to believe you don't have anything on Yuy?"
"He wrote his own contract, ... and he's quite good at covering his tracks."
"Still, what do I get in return for his paperwork?"
"Who said you had to do it?"
"Heero said-"
"To be accurate to our agreement, you are RESPONSIBLE for his paperwork."
"You mean-"
"That's what we keep interns around for."
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*door slam*
"I can't believe you actually forgot?"
"Forgot what?"
"You! How can you remember every detail of my life except the day we first met!?"
"And what exactly makes you think I forgot?"
"I haven't heard one word from you all day-"
"I was on a mission."
"What mission could possibly be so important that you couldn't pass it off to someone else for one day!?"
"One that just gave you a free schedule for the next week."?
"one, that, what?"
"A completely clear schedule, no appointments, meeting, conference calls, or paperwork."
"Wha- how?"
"Oh and did I mention the remote cabin in the woods that no one else knows about?"
"Remote cabin?"
"Which is currently waiting, fully stocked and prepped for our arrival in the morning."
"Why the morning?"
"Because, we have, other plans for the night."
"Heero...?"
"Happy Anniversary."
----
"You're moping."
"For the last time I am not moping!"
"Come on Relena, I've known you for over nine years now, I know when your moping."
Relena sighed, and looked up from her paperwork towards her friend. "Hildie, I am not moping. I'm just, slightly frustrated."
"Tomato, tomoto, now what?s going on, Heero finally did something wrong didn't he?"
"What is your obsession with whatever Heero does wrong?"
"You get Mr. Perfect-at-almost-everything and I get Duo, If I didn't revel in some of Heero's mistakes I'd have to result to --- jealousy of you getting a guy that puts the seat cover down and I get one who loves basketball but can't find the rim of a cloths hamper to save his life."
"... I think I'm going to just ignore most of that, especially how you know what Heero does. Regardless of that, it's just, well today is our anniversary and it looks like Heero actually forget."
"Mr. I know to the nanosecond the time we first kissed forgot your anniversary?"
"Well, he took an assignment that has him away all week, and he hasn't called all day."
"Hey wait a minute, isn't your anniversary 4 months from now?"
"Not that, I mean when we first met, it was 10 years ago today."
----
"Barton, you have 10 minutes to wrap this up or so help me Une can come pick up the peaces of your corpse..."
"I've never known you to be this testy on a mission what's going on?"
"I have plans, there is a reason I rejected this assignment in the first place."
"How did Une get you to change your mind anyways, you're not the type to just give in."
"Bribery."
"Must have been something good."
"Starting with the end of this mission, 1 week vacation, no interruptions from the foreign ministry office. Followed up by 1 more week surrounding our wedding anniversary."
"I fail to see how she could hope to pull that off, what makes you trust this deal?"
"Collateral."
"Dare I ask?"
"If she breaks her end, she picks up most of Relena?s non-classified paperwork for two months."
"Intriguing, but I have a feeling there is something more to this, everything seems geared towards freeing Relena's time, but what about yours?"
"Simple, if Une suffers, you suffer with her."
"You can't be serious."
"She fills in for Relena, you fill in for me."
"Remind me to have a word with her when we get back."
"It won't do you any good."
"I can be ... persuasive."
"I have blackmail material."
"You?re bluffing."
"Remember your proposal?"
"... I hate you."
----
"I can't believe you made that deal with Yuy."
"I didn't have a choice in the matter."
"You run the preventers, you expect me to believe you don't have anything on Yuy?"
"He wrote his own contract, ... and he's quite good at covering his tracks."
"Still, what do I get in return for his paperwork?"
"Who said you had to do it?"
"Heero said-"
"To be accurate to our agreement, you are RESPONSIBLE for his paperwork."
"You mean-"
"That's what we keep interns around for."
----
*door slam*
"I can't believe you actually forgot?"
"Forgot what?"
"You! How can you remember every detail of my life except the day we first met!?"
"And what exactly makes you think I forgot?"
"I haven't heard one word from you all day-"
"I was on a mission."
"What mission could possibly be so important that you couldn't pass it off to someone else for one day!?"
"One that just gave you a free schedule for the next week."?
"one, that, what?"
"A completely clear schedule, no appointments, meeting, conference calls, or paperwork."
"Wha- how?"
"Oh and did I mention the remote cabin in the woods that no one else knows about?"
"Remote cabin?"
"Which is currently waiting, fully stocked and prepped for our arrival in the morning."
"Why the morning?"
"Because, we have, other plans for the night."
"Heero...?"
"Happy Anniversary."
sooooo that means the characters would be 25 yrs old? (in the show)