Blissful Ignorance

We're on time. ::blinks:: ::runs and checks calender:: Oh my god. We're ON TIME.

Forum: Can we still call you liars?

Lars: I was...PUNCTUAL ::shudders::

Cheryl: I FEEL LIKE I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU ANYMORE! ::runs away crying::

Well, forumers, it's the Lunes of lust, the Monday of macking, the Δευτέρα of sweet sweet love, otherwise known as VALENTINE'S DAY!

Naruto: WTF!? Was that last one GREEK!?

Lars: It was my wee Naruto! And actually, that goes in the same vein as our challenge!

So, PROBABLY predictable, buuuuuuut...

Sasuke: Get on with it lady. I have stuff to do.

Sakura: Yeah! LIKE ME!

Cheryl: Yesssssss precious. That's what I like to hear.

THis weeks challenge will be...

LOVE!

Beer: -_-;;; I waited for THIS!?

Wicked: Oh, help help, I think I died of shock.

Lars: Screw you guys! I'm totally not putting out for either of you!

BUT- the challenge will be modified based on the three concepts of greek love!

Eros: Sexual or romantic love, lust

Philia: platonic love, between family, friends, even pets

Agape: A sort of universal and brotherly love, or, if we wanna get religious with it, a love between god and man.

Orochimaru: So the love we have Kabuto is agape! :: smile ::

Kabuto: -_-; Right, whatever you say.

Cheryl: I've got some Eros going on for Gaara!

Lars: NOt me. He has a mullet. I've disowned him.

Cheryl: ::shock::

Gai: AND WHAT OF THE LOVE BETWEEN RIVALS!? THAT BURNING INTENSE HATRED THAT MAKES THEM SO SPECIAL!

Cheryl: You're the one who stole my crack, aren't you??

OH! RIGHT! THE SURPRIIIIIIIIISE!

Should you choose to partake in this challenge (and have an address you'd be willing to give out) we have prizes! The lovely and comprable Cheryl will be providing ever so lovely doujin stationary for those that write for the V-day challenge (hey, we're not above a little bribery ;p) I would love to give you a picture, but I have lost the link my dear co-mod provided me with, so hopefully she'll come in here and see my plea, and re-send me the link. But it's pretty.


So, there you have it! The challenge of love, and the mod's showing you a little love as well Take the challenge lovelies, and make it yours!

PS: Cheryl, Wicked, and Beer- will you guys be mine?

I already am your honey-bunch

*glomps* Happy Valentines

and *a glomps for Wicked and Cheryl too*

You try to tempt me into moving up my GaaSaku, but I resist! I must finish other projects first and then sweet sweet Gaara love will be Sakura's.

What kind of love? Well, that's for me to know and Sakura to experience.

::sigh:: Stupid mullet. Then again, how often could someone approach Gaara with scissors and come away whole? I say we're lucky it's only a mullet. It could be worse. ::tries to think of something worse than a mullet:: One word: rattail.

Happy Valentine's Day! May your chocolates be filled with sweet sweet metaphorical glitter. ^___^

It is NOT a mullet

It's a mullet...worse than Rose's. He looks like a reject from Spandau Ballet. Or like Bono in the Band-aid video (wacky hairstyles on parade)

But to be fair to Gaara, he probably does not have a mullet by choice, but the shield of sand simply does not let a hair stylist close to him. The only option would to have Lee and his super taijustu cut his hair.

BUT WOULD YOU TRUST LEE TO CUT HIS HAIR!!! BOWLHEAD GAARA?

I'm not above bribery either, but I have put in a formal request for smutty-hentai pics rather than stationary. No offence but I have enough pencils and paper, but you can NEVER have enough smut!

Beer-monster wrote:I already am your honey-bunch

*glomps* Happy Valentines

Good! ::snuggles:: I was hoping you'd say yes ^_~ Now, about the smut you were talking abooooout ::innocent grin ::

***YES LARS I WILL BE YOURS!!! ^_____^***

SWEET! We'll dance the hanky panky like there's nooooo tomorrow.


***It is NOT a mullet! I refuse to believe he has a mullet! My poor baby is being abused by you people! Tis not a mullet!***

Totally a mullet. In fact, allow me to reference a definition of the word mullet as support for my argument.


mul?let Audio pronunciation of "mullet" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mlt)
n. pl. mullet or mul?lets:

1. A remarkably unattractive haircut in which the front is longer than the back, resulting in a redneck, hickish sort of ambiance much revered in the early eighties culture. See; Gaara of the Sand

[Middle English molet, from Medieval Latin mulettus, probably from Old French mulet, from mul, from Latin mullus, from Greek mullos.]

SEE!? Totally mullet. Gaara + a mullet = LACK OF THE SMEX! And Lars weeps.

**I like being bribed.***

You would ;p EVIL I say.

***~Wicked the sexy biotch (according to Lars)***

Hell yes you are! Work it, girlfriend.

AngelOfDeath wrote:You try to tempt me into moving up my GaaSaku, but I resist! I must finish other projects first and then sweet sweet Gaara love will be Sakura's.

What kind of love? Well, that's for me to know and Sakura to experience.

::sigh:: Stupid mullet. Then again, how often could someone approach Gaara with scissors and come away whole? I say we're lucky it's only a mullet. It could be worse. ::tries to think of something worse than a mullet:: One word: rattail.

Happy Valentine's Day! May your chocolates be filled with sweet sweet metaphorical glitter. ^___^

GAH! MUST you resist? It causes so much stress. Just let the GaaSaku FLOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW. Yeeeeeeeeees. Floooooooooooow. ::evil grin ::

Y'know, come to think of it- it really COULD be worse ::shudders at the mention of rattail:: I mean, Gaara had some smexy hair going on before! I admit, I wouldn't have minded a little bit of length on it, BUT THIS IS TOO MUCH! ::weeps:: But yeah, I can't see anyone except for himself being able to cut his hair. That boy has trust issues out the wazoo -_-; (not without good reason though, I GUESS) But y'know, Gaara had decent fashion sense- he had the mesh, he had the three smexilicious earrings, he had the crazy eye-liner esque dark circles- he was a goth prince, but NOW!...anyway, I cry for the new hairstyle. CRY.

If only they were. Glitter's sweet. Except I didnt get any chocolate on V-day! But hubby gave me some digital ones, if I recall XD Happy V-day to you too AoD! DON'T FORGET THE GAASAKU SMUT! ::hides from Cheryl::

***I'm not above bribery either, but I have put in a formal request for smutty-hentai pics rather than stationary. No offence but I have enough pencils and paper, but you can NEVER have enough smut!***

Psh, SO DEMANDING! ;p Fine fine,

HEAR YE, HEAR YE!

Should you wish to request smutty fanart in trade-off for the stationary, Lars, the resident fanartist of somewhat okay calibur shall grant you that option!

There ;p

Cheryl: Oooo, I like THIS better! More smut, no postage.

Lars: ::grim:: Last I heard, Beery wanted Lars/Cheryl smut.

Cheryl: 0_0

Beer: ::cackles::

Lars: ::grim:: Last I heard, Beery wanted Lars/Cheryl smut.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!