the christmas wish ch. 4 (NC-17)
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 4:40 am
Holla readers and writers! Tis I, Matisleonhart, back with another lemony fresh chapter of “The Christmas Wish”. In this chapter Thomas teaches Relena how to get down with her bad self and how to blow Heero mind. Wait, you hear that, uh-oh it the attack of THE LEGAL CRAP: I do not own Gundam Wing or its characters nor do I own any music used in this fic, trust me I don’t own anything. This fic is rated NC-17 for language and sex, if you are under age, go away now or I will forced you to listen to Dou singing his greatest hits which includes “Who Let The Dogs Out“, and “I’m Too Sexy”(Ooh, that even scares me.). For all those with the kahunas to stick around, (As if anyone gonna leave this fly ass story.) on with the show.
P.S. Psst, * means thought, pass it on
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It was Tuesday morning at the Peacecraft mansion. Milliardo was up early, mostly because he was to get a background check on one of the roommates of his sister for the time being. As he took a sip of his coffee, a Preventer officer walk into his office with the very document he was waiting for. Milliardo read the report as the officer listed his finding. “Sir, I could only find information on one of the owners, as all information on the other was block. Though there was tons of information on the other owner. Thomas M. Matis, 21 years of age, born in Tampa, Florida, high school graduate, he finished his last two years of high school online as he became a fighter in the UFC at age 16, at age 17 he became the UFC world heavy weight champion, and at 18 years of age he left the UFC to start his own security force which opened two years ago. He had a record of 105-0 with a 94% knockout rate, he is trained in multiple martial arts and has weapon operation permits for his security force.” Milliardo suddenly remembered where he had heard this name before. A couple of months ago, he walked in on a discussion of the gundam fighters about who the best fighter in the world was. Milliardo remembered watching a tape of Matis that they played of one of his fights. Matis was facing a guy twice his size and he knocked him out in 5 seconds with a spinning back kick to the head. *He would make a great boyfriend for my sister.* He began to wonder what his little sister was doing today.
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Relena made her way down the stair in a sweater that matches her eyes and a pair of black slacks. As she made her way down the steps, she saw Thomas sit on the couch with what looked like a person. Thomas looked around him to see Relena reach the bottom step and stood up to greet her. “Hey Relena, I want you to meet somebody.” Thomas pick up what Relena now could tell was a life size, life like dummy. “Relena this is Teddy, I use Teddy to practice my martial arts technique, but today, Teddy is going to be your dance partner. Relena rolled her eyes and sighed. “Look Thomas, I’m not that bad of a dancer, I promise I won’t step on your toes.” “Toes, who said anything about my toes, oh you mean the remark yesterday about my safety, I’m sorry, I meant safety from Heero.” Relena gave him a puzzled look. “Look, if Heero ever found out that I taught you hands on he’d kill my ass.” Relena giggled as she finally got it. “Oh, so you’re afraid of him, aren’t you.” “Hey, I never said I was afraid of him, he just get a little crazy when he jealous.” Relena blushed and was a little surprised that Heero got jealous of something. “Alright Relena, ready for your first lesson.” Relena could only nod as she stood next to Thomas. “Okay, first you have to sway your ass a little when you dance. Just enough to be sensual, but not enough to advertise “Hey I’m easy, come and get me”.” Relena started to sway he butt a little and when she got the right amount of sway, Thomas cut in. “Yeah, yeah, that it, that it, alright, time to dance with Teddy. Okay, you want to put your arms around his neck and as the music keeps on playing you want to slowly move your hands down to his ass.” Thomas walked over to the stereo and turned on some R&B music. “Okay Relena you can began dancing.” *This is so weird, I feel like an idiot.* As she started to dance with the dummy. “No, no Relena, Put some loving into it.” Relena gave him a look like he must a been kidding. “Look, just imagine that it Heero that your dancing with.” Relena gave his idea a chance and started to imagine Teddy as Heero. She pictured Heero hard well-built chest in a green silk shirt in front of her as place her face on the dummy chest. She slowly slid her hands down the dummy body to it butt started to squeezes. Thomas start to realized that Relena was get a little to much into it and knew it was time to stop. “Okay, you, you got. Ah, Relena, Relena, I said imagine, not wet dream.” Relena blushed slightly as Thomas move to the next lesson. Okay, for the next move, you need to turn around and press your back against him so that your ass makes contact with his crotch and move your arms around his neck, slowly moving them to his wrist, so you can take his hand and slowly locking his hand around your waist so that you‘re locked in a embrace.” Relena, again, imagine that the dummy was Heero, started to do what Thomas told her to do, doing it on the first try. “That it Relena, alright, that it for today, I’d got to get ready for the party.” “What party?” Asked Relena. “Ah, a kids churches Christmas party I was invited too. You want to come? There gonna be a Santa and free food, and music and free food, and , did I mention free food.” Relena giggled at the obvious joke a what he was looking forward too. “Yeah, I’ll go. I’ll wait down here for you.” “Okay, I’ll be ready in 20 minutes.”
As they headed to the car, Thomas saw a shadowy figure in the woods, he pulled a gun out of his back pocket. “Alright, I see you their, come out with your hand up.” Out came a 11 year old kid with a pen and pad book in each hand. He looked over at Relena and asked “Are you Miss Relena Darlin?” Relena nodded at the little boy. “Can I have your autograph?” Relena walked over to the boy to sign his pad as Thomas took a sip of his soda in his hand. “Miss Relena, will you marry me?” Thomas spit out his liquid as far as he could and braced himself on top of the car as he began laughing hysterically. Relena could only look sympathetic toward the kid who obviously had a crush on her and answered his question, “I’m sorry hun, I’m already taken.” “Well does your boyfriend want to fight me for your hand in marriage.” Relena looked at kid as Thomas laugh harder and cut in. “Hey Relena, better let me take over. Look son, there a slight problem with the age differential and trust me, there are plenty of fish in the sea.” The kid began to think that Thomas was Relena boyfriend and challenged him. “So, you’re too chicken to fight me for your girlfriend’s hand.” “Son, go home.” “But.” “Go home.” “But.” Go home, go home, go home.” “I don’t have to take this, I’m going home.” As the kid walked away. Thomas turned to Relena and said, “Kids.”, as they got in the car. As they drove to the party, Relena just stared out the window. *Only three more day till Heero all mine for the taking* as Thomas Pop in a CD and turned the music up.
(Yo G they can't stop me from rapping can they?
Can that huh?
Through the fire, to the limit, to the wall
For a chance to be with you, I'd gladly risk it all
Through the fire, through whatever come what may
For a chance at loving you, I'd take it all away
Right down through the wire, even through the fire
(I spit it through the wire man
To much stuff on my heart right now man
I'll probably risk it all right now
It's a life or death situation man
Y'all don't really understand how I feel right now man
It's your boy Kanye to the....
Chi-Town what's going on man)
I drink a boost for breakfast, and ensure for dizzert
Somebody ordered pancakes I just sip the sizzurp
That right there could drive a sane man bizzerk
Not to worry the Mr. H to the izzles back to wizzerk
How do you console my mom or give her light support
When you telling her your sons' on life support
And just imagine how my girl feel
On the plane scared as hell that her guy look like Emitt Till
She was with me before the deal she been trying to be mine
She a delta so she been throwing them Dynasty signs
I'm use to trying to reline
I been trying to signed
Trying to be a millionaire
How I use two lifelines
In the same hospital where Biggie Smalls died
The doctor said I had blood clots
But I ain't Jamaican man
Story on MTV and I ain't trying to make a band
I swear this right here is history in the making man
Through the fire, to the limit, to the wall
For a chance to be with you, I'd gladly risk it all
Through the fire, through whatever come what may
For a chance at loving you, I'd take it all away
Right down through the wire, even through the fire
(I really apologize how I sound right now man
If it's unclear at all, man
They got my mouth wired shut for like I don't know the doctor said for like six weeks
You know we had reconstru....
I had reconstructive surgery on my jaw
Looked in the mirror half my jaw was missing and half my mouth
I couldn't believe it
But im still here for yall right now yo
This is what I gotta say yo
Yeah, turn me up yeah)
What if somebody from the Chi was ill got a deal on the hottest rap label around
But he wasn't talking bout coke and birds it was more like spoken word
Except he really putting it down
And he explained the story about how blacks came from glory
And what we need to do in the game
Good dude, Bad night, Right place, Wrong time
In the blink of an eye his whole life changed
If you could feel how my face felt you would know how Mase felt
Thank God I ain't to cool for the safe belt
I swear to God drive two on the sue
I got lawyer for the case to keep whats in my safe; safe
My dawgs couldn't tell if I
I look Tom Cruise on Vanilla Sky, it was televised
All they heard was that I was in an accident like GEICO
They thought I was burnt up like Pepsi did Michael
I must gotta angel
Cause look how death missed his ass
Unbreakable, would you thought they called me Mr. Glass
Look back on my life like the ghost of Christmas past
Toys R Us where I used to spend that Christmas cash
And I still wont grow up, I'm a grown ass kid
Swear I should be locked up for stupid shit that I did
But I'm a champion, so I turned tragedy to triumph
Make music that's fire, spit my soul through the wire
Through the fire, to the limit, to the wall
For a chance to be with you, I'd gladly risk it all
Through the fire, through whatever come what may
For a chance at loving you, I'd take it all away
Right down through the wire, even through the fire
(Know what im saying
When the doctor told me I had a um.. I was goin to have a plate on my chin
I said dawg don't you think didn't you realize I'll never make it on the plane now
Its bad enough I got all this jewelry on
Can't be serious man)
Through the fire, to the limit, to the wall
For a chance to be with you, I'd gladly risk it all
Through the fire, through whatever come what may
For a chance at loving you, I'd take it all away
Right down through the wire, even through the fire)
As they drove up to the church and park it as they saw ton of kids walking into the social hall. The church was a Baptist church. As Thomas and Relena walked to the church, A black middle aged women walked towards them. “Hey Thomas, how are you honey, its been age since you been here. Who the pretty young lady.” “Hey Sister Johnson, this is Relena, a friend of Heero. “Speaking of him, where is he, I don’t see him around.” “Heero not here, he had something he had to do and he won’t be here till Friday morning.” “Well you know that going to make a lot of girl in there heartbroken.” “Yeah, I know, can you excuse me Sister Johnson, I know there a buffet table in there with my name all over it and it just fill with barbecue ribs, chicken wing, country vegetables, hamburgers, and hot dogs. Excuse me before I start to drool.” Thomas left the two women and hurried to the social hall. “He a very nice boy.” Sister Johnson said to Relena as they walk to the social hall. Relena enjoyed herself very much through out the party. She finally got Thomas to leave the buffet table as they did the cha cha slide together. By a dare by Thomas, Relena even sat on Santa’s lap. As they walk to the car at the end of the party, “Thank you Thomas for a wonder full time.” “Your welcome, but the real fun happen on Friday night.”, Thomas said with a wink as Relena blushed. *I know I can’t wait.*
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That four down, three to go. Before I do the shout out, I want to give you a quick preview of the next chapter. In ch. 5, I got three things to tell you. Milliardo and the rest of the gundam wing crew, a videophone, and the song “She won’t let me fuck” by Afroman. Now time for the shout out. First to the New England Patriots, congratulations on your super bowl win, even though the Bucs would of whoop your ass had been there. To the girls out there, holla. And to linkin park for being the unofficial band of Gundam Wing. Alright, that it for me ya’ll, I’m out, Remember to holla back.
P.S. Psst, * means thought, pass it on
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It was Tuesday morning at the Peacecraft mansion. Milliardo was up early, mostly because he was to get a background check on one of the roommates of his sister for the time being. As he took a sip of his coffee, a Preventer officer walk into his office with the very document he was waiting for. Milliardo read the report as the officer listed his finding. “Sir, I could only find information on one of the owners, as all information on the other was block. Though there was tons of information on the other owner. Thomas M. Matis, 21 years of age, born in Tampa, Florida, high school graduate, he finished his last two years of high school online as he became a fighter in the UFC at age 16, at age 17 he became the UFC world heavy weight champion, and at 18 years of age he left the UFC to start his own security force which opened two years ago. He had a record of 105-0 with a 94% knockout rate, he is trained in multiple martial arts and has weapon operation permits for his security force.” Milliardo suddenly remembered where he had heard this name before. A couple of months ago, he walked in on a discussion of the gundam fighters about who the best fighter in the world was. Milliardo remembered watching a tape of Matis that they played of one of his fights. Matis was facing a guy twice his size and he knocked him out in 5 seconds with a spinning back kick to the head. *He would make a great boyfriend for my sister.* He began to wonder what his little sister was doing today.
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Relena made her way down the stair in a sweater that matches her eyes and a pair of black slacks. As she made her way down the steps, she saw Thomas sit on the couch with what looked like a person. Thomas looked around him to see Relena reach the bottom step and stood up to greet her. “Hey Relena, I want you to meet somebody.” Thomas pick up what Relena now could tell was a life size, life like dummy. “Relena this is Teddy, I use Teddy to practice my martial arts technique, but today, Teddy is going to be your dance partner. Relena rolled her eyes and sighed. “Look Thomas, I’m not that bad of a dancer, I promise I won’t step on your toes.” “Toes, who said anything about my toes, oh you mean the remark yesterday about my safety, I’m sorry, I meant safety from Heero.” Relena gave him a puzzled look. “Look, if Heero ever found out that I taught you hands on he’d kill my ass.” Relena giggled as she finally got it. “Oh, so you’re afraid of him, aren’t you.” “Hey, I never said I was afraid of him, he just get a little crazy when he jealous.” Relena blushed and was a little surprised that Heero got jealous of something. “Alright Relena, ready for your first lesson.” Relena could only nod as she stood next to Thomas. “Okay, first you have to sway your ass a little when you dance. Just enough to be sensual, but not enough to advertise “Hey I’m easy, come and get me”.” Relena started to sway he butt a little and when she got the right amount of sway, Thomas cut in. “Yeah, yeah, that it, that it, alright, time to dance with Teddy. Okay, you want to put your arms around his neck and as the music keeps on playing you want to slowly move your hands down to his ass.” Thomas walked over to the stereo and turned on some R&B music. “Okay Relena you can began dancing.” *This is so weird, I feel like an idiot.* As she started to dance with the dummy. “No, no Relena, Put some loving into it.” Relena gave him a look like he must a been kidding. “Look, just imagine that it Heero that your dancing with.” Relena gave his idea a chance and started to imagine Teddy as Heero. She pictured Heero hard well-built chest in a green silk shirt in front of her as place her face on the dummy chest. She slowly slid her hands down the dummy body to it butt started to squeezes. Thomas start to realized that Relena was get a little to much into it and knew it was time to stop. “Okay, you, you got. Ah, Relena, Relena, I said imagine, not wet dream.” Relena blushed slightly as Thomas move to the next lesson. Okay, for the next move, you need to turn around and press your back against him so that your ass makes contact with his crotch and move your arms around his neck, slowly moving them to his wrist, so you can take his hand and slowly locking his hand around your waist so that you‘re locked in a embrace.” Relena, again, imagine that the dummy was Heero, started to do what Thomas told her to do, doing it on the first try. “That it Relena, alright, that it for today, I’d got to get ready for the party.” “What party?” Asked Relena. “Ah, a kids churches Christmas party I was invited too. You want to come? There gonna be a Santa and free food, and music and free food, and , did I mention free food.” Relena giggled at the obvious joke a what he was looking forward too. “Yeah, I’ll go. I’ll wait down here for you.” “Okay, I’ll be ready in 20 minutes.”
As they headed to the car, Thomas saw a shadowy figure in the woods, he pulled a gun out of his back pocket. “Alright, I see you their, come out with your hand up.” Out came a 11 year old kid with a pen and pad book in each hand. He looked over at Relena and asked “Are you Miss Relena Darlin?” Relena nodded at the little boy. “Can I have your autograph?” Relena walked over to the boy to sign his pad as Thomas took a sip of his soda in his hand. “Miss Relena, will you marry me?” Thomas spit out his liquid as far as he could and braced himself on top of the car as he began laughing hysterically. Relena could only look sympathetic toward the kid who obviously had a crush on her and answered his question, “I’m sorry hun, I’m already taken.” “Well does your boyfriend want to fight me for your hand in marriage.” Relena looked at kid as Thomas laugh harder and cut in. “Hey Relena, better let me take over. Look son, there a slight problem with the age differential and trust me, there are plenty of fish in the sea.” The kid began to think that Thomas was Relena boyfriend and challenged him. “So, you’re too chicken to fight me for your girlfriend’s hand.” “Son, go home.” “But.” “Go home.” “But.” Go home, go home, go home.” “I don’t have to take this, I’m going home.” As the kid walked away. Thomas turned to Relena and said, “Kids.”, as they got in the car. As they drove to the party, Relena just stared out the window. *Only three more day till Heero all mine for the taking* as Thomas Pop in a CD and turned the music up.
(Yo G they can't stop me from rapping can they?
Can that huh?
Through the fire, to the limit, to the wall
For a chance to be with you, I'd gladly risk it all
Through the fire, through whatever come what may
For a chance at loving you, I'd take it all away
Right down through the wire, even through the fire
(I spit it through the wire man
To much stuff on my heart right now man
I'll probably risk it all right now
It's a life or death situation man
Y'all don't really understand how I feel right now man
It's your boy Kanye to the....
Chi-Town what's going on man)
I drink a boost for breakfast, and ensure for dizzert
Somebody ordered pancakes I just sip the sizzurp
That right there could drive a sane man bizzerk
Not to worry the Mr. H to the izzles back to wizzerk
How do you console my mom or give her light support
When you telling her your sons' on life support
And just imagine how my girl feel
On the plane scared as hell that her guy look like Emitt Till
She was with me before the deal she been trying to be mine
She a delta so she been throwing them Dynasty signs
I'm use to trying to reline
I been trying to signed
Trying to be a millionaire
How I use two lifelines
In the same hospital where Biggie Smalls died
The doctor said I had blood clots
But I ain't Jamaican man
Story on MTV and I ain't trying to make a band
I swear this right here is history in the making man
Through the fire, to the limit, to the wall
For a chance to be with you, I'd gladly risk it all
Through the fire, through whatever come what may
For a chance at loving you, I'd take it all away
Right down through the wire, even through the fire
(I really apologize how I sound right now man
If it's unclear at all, man
They got my mouth wired shut for like I don't know the doctor said for like six weeks
You know we had reconstru....
I had reconstructive surgery on my jaw
Looked in the mirror half my jaw was missing and half my mouth
I couldn't believe it
But im still here for yall right now yo
This is what I gotta say yo
Yeah, turn me up yeah)
What if somebody from the Chi was ill got a deal on the hottest rap label around
But he wasn't talking bout coke and birds it was more like spoken word
Except he really putting it down
And he explained the story about how blacks came from glory
And what we need to do in the game
Good dude, Bad night, Right place, Wrong time
In the blink of an eye his whole life changed
If you could feel how my face felt you would know how Mase felt
Thank God I ain't to cool for the safe belt
I swear to God drive two on the sue
I got lawyer for the case to keep whats in my safe; safe
My dawgs couldn't tell if I
I look Tom Cruise on Vanilla Sky, it was televised
All they heard was that I was in an accident like GEICO
They thought I was burnt up like Pepsi did Michael
I must gotta angel
Cause look how death missed his ass
Unbreakable, would you thought they called me Mr. Glass
Look back on my life like the ghost of Christmas past
Toys R Us where I used to spend that Christmas cash
And I still wont grow up, I'm a grown ass kid
Swear I should be locked up for stupid shit that I did
But I'm a champion, so I turned tragedy to triumph
Make music that's fire, spit my soul through the wire
Through the fire, to the limit, to the wall
For a chance to be with you, I'd gladly risk it all
Through the fire, through whatever come what may
For a chance at loving you, I'd take it all away
Right down through the wire, even through the fire
(Know what im saying
When the doctor told me I had a um.. I was goin to have a plate on my chin
I said dawg don't you think didn't you realize I'll never make it on the plane now
Its bad enough I got all this jewelry on
Can't be serious man)
Through the fire, to the limit, to the wall
For a chance to be with you, I'd gladly risk it all
Through the fire, through whatever come what may
For a chance at loving you, I'd take it all away
Right down through the wire, even through the fire)
As they drove up to the church and park it as they saw ton of kids walking into the social hall. The church was a Baptist church. As Thomas and Relena walked to the church, A black middle aged women walked towards them. “Hey Thomas, how are you honey, its been age since you been here. Who the pretty young lady.” “Hey Sister Johnson, this is Relena, a friend of Heero. “Speaking of him, where is he, I don’t see him around.” “Heero not here, he had something he had to do and he won’t be here till Friday morning.” “Well you know that going to make a lot of girl in there heartbroken.” “Yeah, I know, can you excuse me Sister Johnson, I know there a buffet table in there with my name all over it and it just fill with barbecue ribs, chicken wing, country vegetables, hamburgers, and hot dogs. Excuse me before I start to drool.” Thomas left the two women and hurried to the social hall. “He a very nice boy.” Sister Johnson said to Relena as they walk to the social hall. Relena enjoyed herself very much through out the party. She finally got Thomas to leave the buffet table as they did the cha cha slide together. By a dare by Thomas, Relena even sat on Santa’s lap. As they walk to the car at the end of the party, “Thank you Thomas for a wonder full time.” “Your welcome, but the real fun happen on Friday night.”, Thomas said with a wink as Relena blushed. *I know I can’t wait.*
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That four down, three to go. Before I do the shout out, I want to give you a quick preview of the next chapter. In ch. 5, I got three things to tell you. Milliardo and the rest of the gundam wing crew, a videophone, and the song “She won’t let me fuck” by Afroman. Now time for the shout out. First to the New England Patriots, congratulations on your super bowl win, even though the Bucs would of whoop your ass had been there. To the girls out there, holla. And to linkin park for being the unofficial band of Gundam Wing. Alright, that it for me ya’ll, I’m out, Remember to holla back.
...and believing it 
(--Jealous Heero--it's about time!!)
