Blissful Ignorance

I'm warning you right now, it's a bit disturbing. At first it was short. Then I made it longer and then that which was funny was lost. So I made it short again (i.e. I copy/paste the first short part and leave longer part to wallow in unused glory).

Trust me. It's disturbing. Especially when you really think about it.

Disclaimer: Honestly if I owned this series, what occurs in this little ditty wouldn't be done by mere plushies.

Plushie Pr0n
by Wicked Child

?Sakura, at last we are alone.?

?Oh no! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you Sasuke-kun! I hate what you?ve become! Leave me alone. Yet I still find you so attractive.?

?Of course you do. Konoha kunoichi are often attracted to the Sharingan and power and I have both and you know it!?

?Oh leave me alone!?

?No, kiss me.?

?No!?

?Yes!?

?No! No! Yes! No! Yes, yes! Ohhh? Oh Sasuke-kun, your kunai is so big!?

The door burst open, revealing a slightly frantic Kabuto. ?Orochimaru-sama!?

?What?? The demented Sennin screeched.

?You?re needed outside right away!?

?Knock on my door. Knock next time!? Orochimaru clutched the two soft forms to his chest, partly in effort to calm his beating heart and also in part to prevent his loyal pawn from seeing what he was doing.

?Yes sir!?

?Did you see anything??

?No sir! I didn?t see you playing with your dolls again.?

?Good!?

*~*~*~*~*~*

I told you it was disturbing. And I'm glad I didn't post the rest because after looking over it, and kinda liking it regardless, I realized I hadn't even finished the damn thing. Ha ha! So you get short version now. Maybe one day I'll let you all read Sasuke's version of plushie pr0n.

Hmm someones been watching spaceballs methinks :-?


*turns into puddle of highly amused goo*

*ROTFL*

I can see Orochimaru playing different voices when acting out Sasuke and Sakura's lines. *dies*

Oro...u r so...

FUCKIN'. BRILLIANT. DASRIGHT!

Beer-monster wrote:Hmm someones been watching spaceballs methinks :-?


*turns into puddle of highly amused goo*

Actually I haven't seen the movie in years but I have a few of the soundbytes on my computer so whenever they come on I have to listen.

My family loves this movie, as do I. And c'mon! It was beggin' to be parodied with that hentai plushie picture.

*tries not to step in puddle of highly amused goo despite the accent*

~Wicked

csmlee wrote:*ROTFL*

I can see Orochimaru playing different voices when acting out Sasuke and Sakura's lines. *dies*

*snickers* Actually it's Sasuke who does the voices during his version. Perhaps I should post his after all? I find that one highly amusing myself.

Although just imagining Orochimaru trying to do Sakura's voice...*dies*

~Wicked

P.S. So the spork is at bay yes?

bookworm wrote:

Oro...u r so...

At least I'm gettin' ya to laugh! ~_^

And in the end, that's what matters. I think. *is confused* I don't think St. Peter will accept that as the meaning of life at the Gates to Heaven though. But it's better than saying "SasuSaku smut rocks so bad!"

Why I went on to that subject shall remain a mystery, even to me.

~Wicked

Lauren wrote:FUCKIN'. BRILLIANT. DASRIGHT!

You expected less?!?!?

And here I was worried that people would actually be a bit creeped out at the prospect of Orochimaru performing SasuSaku plushie pr0n.

Silly me.

~Wicked

::Rolls on floor!::
This is soooo funny!