Blissful Ignorance

Posted: **Mon Nov 22, 2004 3:21 am**

THE SUPER NARUTO BI-MONTHLY NINJA CHALLENGE OF ULTIMAAAAATE POWAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Only three days late this time! ::cheers:: an all-time record!

Kakashi: I'm so proud of you. ::sniffle::

Cheryl: Yeah yeah, shouldn't you be <s>naked and in my bed</s> training kids or something?

Sasuke: I resent that termonolgy.

Cheryl: What *don't* you resent?

Sasuke: ::opens mouth:: ... ::closes mouth::

Itachi: Oooooh. Shut down.

Cheryl: and as for YOU!

Itachi: ::skeedaddles::

Kakashi: Wise boy.

Wicked: Oooo! Sasuke's hotter, taller, angsty-er older brother! Can I hunt him down, Cheryl? CanIcanIcanI pleeeeeeeeeease?

Sasuke: Hotter!?

Cheryl: -_-; We just went over this resentment thing. And Wicked, that's a negatory. He's mine. And Lars, I BLAME YOU FOR AL THIS.

Lars: ::cheeky grin::

Wait, challenge. THAT'S where I was going with this.

Well my pretty's, this week we have another treat!

Beer: 0_0 I'm scared. The last time special was mentioned, I had to write snail pr0n.

Sakure: Hey, at least it was hot snail pr0n. And plus, it was for the greater good.

Naruto: ::sulking:: what, the greater good of Sasuke getting LAID?

Sakura: Exactly. He's less prone to being cranky in the morning this way.

Sasuke: ::blushes::

CHALLENGE! I'm bad.

SOOOOOOOOOOOO ::electric guitar breakdown:: For this week's challenge, you have two choices!

Good vs. Evil

-OR-

A drabble revolving around this fanart

<a href= "http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/2839421/"> link to fanart </a>

See? CHOICES. IT'S ALL ABOUT THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE.

So!

You have your mission. Remember the way of the Shinobi. And write your dear little ninja hearts out! I'M WAAAAAAAAITIIIIIIIIING ^_~

Posted: **Mon Nov 22, 2004 8:13 pm**

Then I definitely want Gaara! He's mine dammit! I claim him. And it's not fair if Cheryl gets both Hottike Kakashi and Uberchiha Itachi. But if I must be so denied I want both Gaara AND Genma!! >_< That's right bitches I want to the two G's.

Naruto: What about meeeee?
Wicked: Um, you're blond. Me no likey the blond males.
Zechs: It's true. To her I'm a buffoon and a wuss.
Wicked: That's true too though. You are those things.
Quatre: She doesn't like me either. *weeps*
Wicked: That might be one reason....
Novem: But I'm blond and she likes me.
Wicked: You have that whole hair covering your face thing which I dig.
Trowa: Oh she digs it all right.
Cheryl: Um Naruto forum. Not Wicked's Bishi Lair! SasuSaku smut is the topic!!!
Lars: Aww yeah baby! And one of these days, as in soon, I'm gonna draw it!

^____^ You heard it here folks! Lars is gonna grace us with SasuSaku smut art!

And do realize how many "UP! DOWN! Daniel-san!" things just ran through my mind when looking at that fanart? *sigh* This is a challenge I shall most definitely take up. Maybe Sasuke won't be his little bitch self and work with me.

Sasuke: You keep blaming me but isn't Sakura the one making things difficult?
Wicked: Um well technically yes but you're a little bitch. You get blamed.
Sakura: *beams*
Sasuke: *sulks*
Itachi: *has no reason to be in this conversation since he has skeedadled but ends up looking hot anyway*

Good vs. Evil or White Washing in an attempt to teach karate techniques (except this time it'd be ninja techniques).

~Wicked

Posted: **Tue Nov 23, 2004 1:24 am**

***^____^ You heard it here folks! Lars is gonna grace us with SasuSaku smut art! **

0_O? I am? LMAO. Wel, okay, guess I am! SMUT ART! YEEEEEEEEAAAAAH BABY! Between you and Cheryl, I'm going to become some sort of porn distributor.

Cheryl: Not to mention you provide me mah crack rocks.

Wicked: Who doesn't get it from Lars?

Naruto cast: ::looks uneasy::

Lars: Heeeeeell yeah.

Wicked: -_-; Not like that!

-Lars <- quite fancies herself the pimp

Posted: **Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:42 pm**

Porn....well of course I think porn is degrading

*hides huge stash*

And what kind of person would write SasuSaku smut?

*hides fics*

But is that true...Cheryl did you find my fic hot? Would you like to find out what other deviant things I have been imagining?

Also why is Lars claiming Itachi, weren't we getting married.

Hmmm....good vs evil.

*perverted plot bunnies jump into head and hump like...well... bunnies*

I'm getting Sakura is a tight, red leather bikini, and horns and a red pitchfork

Posted: **Wed Nov 24, 2004 4:05 am**

::Dies::

....

::just dies::

***Also why is Lars claiming Itachi, weren't we getting married. ***

No worries, Elvis is still booked ;p LMAO!

Wicked: MINE! ::froths at mouth::

Itachi: You know, I can use my tsukiyomi technique for pleasure as well as pain ::winkwink::

I think my head just imploded from the very thought of that. But anywho, Itachi is Wicked's. I couldn't get any- I know, I've tried ::dies::

Wicked: WHAT WAS THAT?!

Lars: ^_^; Nothing nothing! Itachi= <s> evilhotness </s> psychogrossness

Wicked: He BETTER!

Posted: **Wed Nov 24, 2004 4:30 am**

Wait a sec, Itachi is miiiiiine!!! Wicked can have Genma, Gaara AND Kakashi. But pretty boy is mine!

Wicked: Yup, one of your rabid fangirls.
Itachi: Should I use my Tsukiyomi to kill her?
Cheryl: Oh you can use your Tsukiyomi on me all right! *flutters eyelash*
Itachi: Erk! -__-
Beer: What about me? I can write smut!
Lars: YOU are coming with me. *drags Beer away*

And who said porn is degrading? *gasps* That is such an obvious lie!

May the haooy goddess live on forever!!!

Posted: **Wed Nov 24, 2004 9:42 am**

Hmm...perhaps I should stop writing replies to these challenges or people might think that I actually write, and may come to expect it. :-?

Sasuke: Good idea, because if you keep one writing I'll never be able to avange my clan because Sakura will never let me out of bed.

Beer: Well at least you will have restored your clan. One of out two ambitions is not too bad. Some people would give their left Sharingan to achieve that.

Sasuke: hmm you have a point. And hot haooying is easier as honey and whipped cream is much easier to come by than powerful jutsus.

Beer: There you go

Rose: BEER! Stop corrupting poor young anime characters.

Beer: they started it *points at Lars and Cheryl*

Rose; Don't lie they are far too sweet and innocent for that.

Cheryl and Lars *flash innocent smile*

Beer: Bugger!

Posted: **Thu Nov 25, 2004 1:58 am**

W00T!!! I get my G's AND Smex Himself. *bounces* But I'll fondle that weasel any ol' time I wanna!

Cheryl: Not if you want any doujinshi you won't!
Itachi: I like her name.
Wicked: *beams* Did you know that I was also nicknamed Weasel back in school?
Cheryl: He's MINE dammit! M-I-N-E!
Itachi: .....
Lars: Where's my smex? I want smexy goodness too!
Beer: *waves arms* Over here! Did you forget already?
Cheryl: If she's in the crack again, yes.
Beer: -_-;
Lars: *busy making SasuSaku smut piccage* I need me some doughnuuuuuuuts!
Wicked: So Itachi...what ya gonna stick me with for the next 72 hours? *wink*
Itachi: .... Perhaps pain is the better method.
Cheryl: VICTORY!
Wicked: Not if I angst your ass for the next 72 fics I write!
Itachi: So long as I get smut.
Sasuke: Pervert.
CherylLarsBeerWicked: You say that like it's a bad thing!
Kakashi: *gasp* I've found a new home!
Sasuke: O_O;
Sakura: Pervs are good. Especially when I'm getting the smut.
Cheryl and Wicked: *grin*

Itachi does = angstyevilhotness.

Itachi smut = smexyangstyevilhotness.

~Wicked

Posted: **Thu Nov 25, 2004 5:12 am**

Is it a bad thing that I took a look and that fanart and immediately thought "Bodypaint"?

Posted: **Thu Nov 25, 2004 7:15 pm**

Did you think "edible body paint" or "non-edible body paint"?

And Wicked, touch my Weasel and I take Smex back!

Kakashi: Ahem, my name is Hatake Kakashi.
Wicked: Not anymore. Cheryl gave you to me. So I renamed you. *beams*
Itachi: Remind me how I got here again?
Cheryl: You don't need to know how. We fangirls have our own way of collecting bishi's. *points at the BBC* They were all there before you.
Heero: I tried everything but I'm still stuck here. I even tried self-detonating. But one of them who studied a bit of engineering and physics took apart my self-detonation control.
Cheryl: See? *tilts head and smiles ala Mariemaia style*
Gaara: *hides himself within his sand*

Blissful Ignorance

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