Gundam Wing Endless Waltz: More Than Special Edition

[Gundam Girl]

Hi. This is highly unusual for me, since I usually write painfully large-plotted stories, but I was pushed at Movies In 15 Minutes, a Live Journal community and after reading those, I decided I *had* to do one for EWSE. Hopefully you guys will only see the humor in all of this and not be offended. I adore Gundam Wing, and I adore Endless Waltz and its Special Edition and the characters and their voice actors. I?m pro-Relena. So I?m not bashing anyone, I promise! I?m just poking fun.

Disclaimer: I disclaim to own GWEW:SE.

Warnings: Some language and sexual implications.

Notes: This will be done is parts, according to the episodes in the OVA, even though it?ll include all the scenes from the whole movie. In voice actor jokes, I?m referring to the dub cast. Because the Japanese just isn?t as humorous. Also, people mentioned are most likely from my mailing list (my close fandom friends and possibly their husbands.)

--Gundam Wing Endless Waltz: More Than Special Edition

By Gundam Girl

----Gundam Wing Endless Waltz: Special Edition----

~A.C. 195~

OUTER SPACE

We see the milky way, and ton of tiny stars and that were no doubt a pain to put all over the drawing space for the animators. Then we see the crater-filled moon as it is sliding to the left. And then, we see the starship Libra, with many yellow orbs just popping up all over it. Sound effects are classic blasting sounds.

We move in closer and see space Leos and Mobile Dolls blasting away at each other, and inevitably causing the many yellow orbs?also known as explosions.

DEATHSCYTHE HELL: *scythes*

HEAVYARMS: *dodges*

SANDROCK: *slashes*

ALTRON: *dragon fangs*

There is more Leo-Mobile Doll blastage, Libra starts to descend redly through the atmosphere and by now fangirls are saying ?Yeah, yeah, we saw this in episode 49, come ON with the pilot hotness already!?

NARRATOR: After Colony 195. The war fought between the dumbass Earth and space Colonies had come to an end, in one year. Which was pretty amazing considering some wars in single countries took five plus years, and this was a whole solar system. Anyway, it eliminated the boundaries between nations, which means only on Earth because obviously there aren?t any nations in the Colonies. The Colonies and Earth had chosen to coexist, which is good because if not, the Colonies would run out of supplies from the Earth and would eventually *cease* to exist, haha! I crack myself up. Oh, uh, right, this gave birth ? what the fuck? Oh, whatever ? to the Earth Sphere Unified Nation and apparently some hope for everlasting peace? And now the year After Colony 196. There are no longer any weapons in the Earth Sphere?phhht, whatever?However, as long as humanity exist, there will always be battles.

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STILL IN SPACE

We see a ship moving through those stars.

SALLY: This is Water, codename chosen because I was totally a mermaid in my other life. I?ve confirmed our target, which appears to be a floating rock. I?ve locked on. Now I?m pressin? some buttons, la la la?and there?s English stats going onscreen even though we all are technically supposed to be speaking Japanese? OMGWTF, neo-titanium!!!

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ON A RANDOM DISPOSAL BLOCK

SANDROCK, DEATHSCYTHE, HEAVYARMS and WING ZERO: *lies in metal coffins*

DUO: So yeah! We got the peace and now we don?t need our Gundams anymore, right?

QUATRE: Sucks to part with them. *smiles nostalgically*

DUO: Nah, that?s just ?cause you?re a sissy. I can take it ?cause I?m a man, despite my braid. Well, let?s send ?em off into the sun on this disposal block like it?s the most natural thing and being so, thus done every day.

QUATRE: Kay-day.

Quatre and Duo gear up the sponge-looking block and make it go zoom.

QUATRE: *eyes shiny* I?m gonna miss you, Sandrock. Damn, I?m so gonna cry. Just?gimme a sec?

DUO: This is way too much like when I finally had to throw out my teddy bear. Ah well. So, Wufei didn?t send his afterall. Ass.

QUATE: Nope. But Heero and Trowa did, ?cause they?re not asses.

DUO: Hm?well, I wonder how everyone?s doin??

GUNDAM WING: ENDLESS WALTZ ? SILENT ORBIT? Copyrighted 1997

~AC 196 Christmas Eve~

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MO-II

We see the a big room all bright and pretty all bright and pretty and Christmas-tree filled, with a bunch of people standing around.

NARRATOR: At the natural resource satellite, MO-II, a ceremony was being held to mark the first anniversary to the end of the war. Woulda sucked being on Christmas Eve, ?cause all many could possibly think of was killing a lotta people. Ahem.

UNE *looking ultra-cooler*: One year ago, people did not have the peace of mind to enjoy Christmas. Me the least, ?cause my obsession died. Thing?s have changed like crazy.

NOIN: Right, Boss. Just go ahead and promote me please.

UNNAMED PRESIDENT GUY: We are here to remember the lives that were sacrificed as a result of a foolish war. And to up my campaign for win I run again this year. But, the little voice in my head insists those soldiers? lives were not lost in vain. And the Voice also says those brave souls have left us a legacy to reflect on for the future?even though all everyone really wants to reflect on is how much weight they?re going to gain drinking eggnog tonight? Oh, and we also obtained peace. Woot, ya?ll.

UNE AND NOIN: *walk away*

UNNAMED PRESIDENT GUY: Those mention precious lives?aw, shit, people are leaving?

NOIN *leaning against the wall because absolutely everyone in GW seems to like leaning against walls*: The dickhead president doesn?t get it. It is a little more difficult to maintain the peace than it is to obtain it.

UNNAMED PRESIDENT GUY: Soldiers?yadda yadda?past?.yadda ya?

UNE: I agree, but I have to say otherwise, or else they?ll stop sending Preventers money and I just can?t have that. And on that note, I?ll go on to say he?s smart even though he was elected democratically? Unlike Mr. Treize who was gonna kill everyone until he got to the top, but whatever.

NOIN: Hee.

SPACE

Still see the ship moving through the stars.

SALLY: You don?t have to be at the ceremony? Lucky you.

NOIN: Preventers only put out ?fires.? *wink wink* These shindigs cramp our style? Hey, you look stressed. What up?

SALLY: There?s a possibility the neo-titanium I wickedly discovered is from the 13th constellation,

NOIN: OMG! Thirteen?! Bad luck! SUPERSTITION!!!! Now there?s gonna be new mobile suits, isn?t there?

SALLY: I?m using a number of sources to find out where it?s from hella fast. We gotta put out this ?fire? *wink wink* while it?s still small.

NOIN: Damn, this means this?ll be tougher than just busting those drug lords like we?ve been doing.

SALLY: No shit.

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COLONY L3-X18999

Colony?s badass empty.

RANDROM DELEGATE 1: As you?re aware, it?s been only seven years since our Colony, L3-X18999, was completed. We?ve invited been from earth to come and live here, but our unstable economy is preventing the population from growing.

RELENA: It?s because some people are in denial about being part of the ESUN. It?s also because you morons need to fix your freaking economy.

RANDOM DELEGATE 2: But the voices inside our heads tell us the people here are looking for a strong leader to come and hold their hands. We were wondering if you?d be up for the job, Vice Foreign Minister Darlian. (Oh God, I hope I?m being really business-like. You?re under 18, so if I do or say something out of line, they?ll can my ass.)

RELENA: Please wait while I sip this tea. Okay. That?s pathetic, you guys. After finally attaining?true peace and uh?freedom? Why are there?birds circling my head??

ALL DELEGATES: *sneer*

TEA CUP: *clatters to the floor without breaking* SCORE!

TEA: *spills* Aw?

DRAMATIC MUSIC: *swells*

AMATEUR WATCHERS: OMGWTF, Relena?s DEAD!

ANTI-RELENAS: Got the bitch!

Soldiers burst in wearing hilarious magenta uniforms.

DELEGATE 1: Be very gentle with her. She is my precious. *phantom-like* Christine?

*This is the moment where you can make your own joke about this scene because it?s so necessary*

SOLDIER: Sir, yes, sir! Just teach me to sing, ok?

UNNAMED PRESIDENT GUY: *onscreen* So we?ve obviously all learned?yadda?

DELEGATE 2: Our hand is complete now, can I go home?

SOLDIER: Yuppers. Now if you?re a follower, get the hell out and leave the room all to the would-be dictator.

UNNAMED PRESIDENT GUY: It is mine and the voice inside my head?s sincere wish that this peace last forever and ever. Amen.

MARIEMAIA: *giggles in a way that makes watchers recoil*

DEKIM: There?s nothing wrong with wishing for peace, but we?ve a shortage of magic lamps and genies and we?re trying to conserve. Besides, I don?t think humanity?s ready for it anyway.

MARIEMAIA: Heee! I look so cool and freaky right now! I?ll cryptically mention teaching dealing with peace to improve my look.

DEKIM: Right, Miss Mariemaia. Of course, Miss Mariemaia.

MARIEMAIA: Daddy let me have these mobile suits instead of Barbies. I don?t need too many, so I?m gonna give them off as Christmas presents, m?kay? *giggles again*

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THE CIRCUS

ELEPHANT: Dammit, I hate this freaking ball! Take the camera off me so I can get down already!

CROWD: Yay! Circus! Woohoo!

CATHERINE: Our crowd sucks today. Should I show a little leg?

TROWA: *mentally winces* Well, there was nothing to prepare me for that one. Hey, look, suspicious-looking guys lurking by the door. I think this Colony has it?s own ?entertainment? already.

CATHERINE: Other means of entertainment? What the hell you saying, boy? *

TROWA: Nothing? *whistles* Goin? out for a smoke.

CATHERINE: But you don?t? *looks behind her* Trowa? OH MY GOD, Trowa?s disappeared and all that?s left is his crazy clown mask! AUGH!!!

OUTSIDE THE CIRCUS TENT

TROWA: *kicks all the suspicious-looking guys? asses*

WICKEDCHILD_MD: OMG, shirtless Trowa! Shirtless Trowa! SHIRTLESS TROWA EEEEEEEEE!!!!

TROWA: What the hell? The Barton Foundation? Hehe, suckers. Haven?t given up yet? *moves eye*

WICKEDCHILD_MD: OMG, he moved his EYE!!!

TROWA: Or maybe it?s Laia?s daughter. I think her name was Mariemaia? In fact, I *know* it was, ?cause who forgets a name like that?

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LIKE, 2 YEARS EARLIER ON AN L3 COLONY

THE REAL TROWA BARTON: Yo, No-Name, wazzuuuuuup?!

TROWA: What?

THE REAL TROWA BARTON: I?ll show you something I?ve never shown anyone.

GUNDAM WING FANS: Oh my GOD, nooooo! Don?t do it, Trowa!!!

TROWA: Er?

THE REAL TROWA BARTON: Lookit this little girl.

TROWA: Um?

GUNDAM WING FANS: What the HELL?

THE REAL TROWA BARTON: Her name is Mariemaia. She?s my sister?s daughter.

MBF: Making her your niece, yo.

THE REAL TROWA BARTON: She?s gonna be the leader of Earth after we conquer it. ?Cause we support kids? ideas.

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BACK AT THE OUTSIDE OF THE CIRCUS TENT

TROWA: Hn?

Zapenstap: Haha, sounded like Heero right there.

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SPACE

TURNING COLONY: *turns*

DOCKING SPACE SHUTTLE: *docks*

HEERO: *types and hacks into personal files in a most Yuy-like way* Mariemaia Barton. Born: After Colony 189. Mother: Lisa Barton.

MARK HILDRETH: Uh-oh. Wait, hang on, I messed up her name.

ENGLISH VOICE DIRECTOR: We don?t have time to change it, Mark. Keep going.

MARK HILDRETH: Um, ok?

HEERO: Died just two years after her birth. Father unknown.

DUO: *leans against the wall because it?s what Gundam Wing characters do* It?s Christmas. Yet there?s always someone who gets stuck workin?.

CRAZY DUO FANS: OMGIT?SDUOANDHELOOKSSORADINHISNEWGETUP!

DUO: Ya?know, I had no idea Trowa had a niece. Wonder who knocked up Cathy?

HEERO: That could have been humorous. But the Trowa we know isn?t the same Trowa Barton.

DUO: Oh, duh. Forgot, oops.

RABID 1x2x2x1 FANGIRLS: OMG, their hands are almost touching!!!

1xR Brigade: Die. Right now.

HEERO: *stands up with slight grunt because Mark is afraid the audience will think he?s dead if he doesn?t make a noise*

DUO: You going?

HEERO: Yup. Shut up while I remember the code for this door? Thanks. Relena?s been kidnapped. *runs out*

Violet Fairychild: *whistle* Great view of Heero?s jean-clad ass, right there!

MARK HILDRETH: *grunts again with the exertion of his character taking two steps*

DUO: Teehee. Heetee. *scratches head American-style* This must be in his plan to get lucky just as soon as he finds Lena-girl?

BLACK ROSE: Huzzah!

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RANDOM MILITARY HEADQUARTERS

DEKIM: COMRADES! THE TIME HAS COME TO STAND UP FOR MISS MARIEMAIA! WE DEEPLY THANK YOU FOR BEING ABLE TO TOLERATE THE UNTOLERABLE AND BEAR THE UNBEARABLE OVER THIS PAST YEAR! AS OF TODAY, YOU ARE STARTED ON THE ROAD TO GLORY! THE NEW ERA WILL BE STARTED BY THE SOLDIERS OF MARIEMAIA! AND WE SHALL BE THE SYMBOL OF HOPE FOR THE PEOPLE! I CAN?T STOP TALKING IN CAPS!!!

SEA OF SOLDIERS: ?

DEKIM: BUT, BEFORE WE START?

TROWA: Fuck.

DEKIM: WE MUST DESTROY THE ENEMY! *waps out the gun*

SEA OF SOLDIERS: Aw, damn.

DEKIM: TROWA BARTON, PROCEED TO THE FRONT! *shoots*

RANDOM SOLDIER: *falls over dead* Bastard. I should have never joined this club?

TROWA: *does a super-cool midair flip*

WICKEDCHILD_MD: He will be mine, I tell you! MINE!

TROWA: *aims guns at Dekim.*

WUFEI: *comes out of nowhere and points shiny katana at Trowa, with an I-will-cut-off-your-nose look*

WUFEI FANS: Oh no, he?s betrayed them! ?But we?ll still love him! Wuffie!

WUFEI: Hold it.

TROWA: Huh? Wufei! (What the hell is up with this delayed reaction shit?)

CAMERA: *angles so it looks like Wufei?s wearing a skirt* Hee hee.

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SPACE

Yet another shuttle thingy is moving through the stars, but this one has weird brown boxes.

SALLY: This is Water, because I was a mermaid in my other life. Use secret lines D to R to respond!

NOIN: This is Fire ? because I?m so hott ? the line is secure. Go ahead, you?re interrupted my soap opera.

SALLY: I?ve found out where the ?fire? *wink wink* started.

NOIN: It?s L3, isn?t it? *grin* I?m right, aren?t I?

SALLY: Damn, now I owe you fifty, don?t I? You know, you?re instincts still amaze me.

9xS FANS: YURRI!

NOIN: Nah, I?m just better than you. Remember, I had the chance to be number one at Victoria. Did you find the Colony already? I could have had my nails done, but no, I decided to wait until you gave me answers.

SALLY: It?s the new Colony, X18999. Number of doom.

NOIN: Big Kahuna being??

SALLY: Mariemaia Barton.

NOIN: Barton?? What the hell?

SALLY: As we feared, were too later, which sucks. I expect them to declare independence or war against Earth within a few hours. And the bad news just keeps on coming, because God hates us.

NOIN: No kidding. What up?

SALLY: Vice Foreign Minister Darlian has been missing since her last official visit to X18999.

NOIN: Miss Relena?! Oh, SHIT.

SALLY: Haul ass.

NOIN: Duh, we?ll change our rendezvous point. The ghost of my boyfriend is gonna KILL ME?

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SOME FANCY ROOM ON X18999

CHANDELIER: *shines*

RELENA: *lies out cold on a very pink bed*

KMF: Her bed matches her car.

BECK: Too bad Heero?s not here. If he?s got spine like we hope he does, he?d make use of the situation.

RELENA: *blinks, realizes she?s not tucked in bed at home* WTF?

MARIEMAIA: Did you have a good sleep? Teehee.

GUNDAM WING FANS: AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!

RELENA: Who the hell are you? Where the hell am I? Is this Duo Maxwell?s sick perverted mind?

MARIEMAIA: *turns round in chair in classic bad-guy introduction move*

RELENA: Did the aliens get you too?

MARIEMAIA: No, silly. I ordered them to bring you here, of course. Now listen to my sickly sweet voice.

RELENA: What the hell?

MARIAMAIA: 411. My name is Mariemaia Khushrenada. Think back to all the Khushrenadas you know.

RELENA: Well, I knew a Khushrenada in elementary school. He went on to be a gay banker.

MARIEMAIA: No, bitch, I?m the daughter of Treize?s Khushrenada.

RELENA: You?re fucking kidding me.

MARIEMAIA: You?d like to think that wouldn?t you? But alas, it?s already been proven through DNA testing, so IN YOUR FACE.

RELENA: But that?well, impossible, because Treize?s eyebrow thing was a complete turn-off. There?s no way he got any?

MARIEMAIA: I have been told that there?s an adult world that children do not understand. So I can?t begin to explain why I have come to live in this world.

RELENA: 0_0; Um, well, there?s a real simple answer for why, actually. But let?s wait til you?re older.

MARIEMAIA: Anyway, accepting the facts as they are, I fully intend to carry out my father?s will and get his money and stature and power.

RELENA: Man, are YOU sick in the head.

MARIEMAIA: Watch yourself!

RELENA: Now what?

MARIEMAIA: Watch your language. I?ve been chosen to lead the Earth Sphere Unified Nation. You die if you smartass me.

SOLDIERS: *burst in*

MARIEMAIA: Screw it. Leave, it?s all good.

GUNDAM WING FANS: Oh please, red Mary Janes? This girl IS scary?

MARIEMAIA: Everything that happens in here is watched, Relena.

RELENA: This IS Duo?s mind!

MARIEMAIA: Whatever. Just don?t do anything weird. I?m only meeting you like this ?cause you were once a Queen, and I wanna be the pretty pretty princess. Play dolls with me?

RELENA: Only if you tell me what you?re going to do with me.

MARIEMAIA: Don?t worry, you shall see in time? *giggles again*

GUNDAM WING FANS: KILL THE GIGGLE!!!!!!

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SPACE

Another shuttle zooming through stars.

DUO: We went through all that trouble just to obtain peace.

DUO?S REFLECTION: Just a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down!

DUO: Now somebody?s gotta help maintain it. Right? Huh? Heero?

HEERO: ?

DUO: Catching some Z?s is cool with me. Gonna get some too.

RABID 1x2x2x1 FANGIRLS: OMG, they?re SLEEPING TOGETHER!!!

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INSIDE HEERO?S HEAD

Inside an L1 Colony.

DREAM HEERO: *is Superman and jumps over a ten-foot fence. Runs over the grass, rolls on a hill and lands on his back. Laughs like mad cause he just totally nailed his mission.* Huh? *sees a girl and her dog*

LITTLE GIRL RELENA LOOKALIKE WITH LISA BELEY?S VOICE: Hi there. You lose your mommy? Let me rephrase that, are you lost?

DREAM HEERO: I?ve been lost ever since the day I was born. That?s my sobstory, it makes the fangirls cry.

HEERO FANGIRLS: *cry*

LITTLE GIRL RELENA LOOKALIKE WITH LISA BELEY?S VOICE: Oh. That sucks a lot of ass. Well, I?m not lost at all. I?m taking Mary out for a walk. The name Mary really doesn?t have any symbolism to it, but people with way too much time on their hands are going to try to interpret that there is later.

MARY: *barks*

LITTLE GIRL RELENA LOOKALIKE WITH LISA BELEY?S VOICE: Here.

DREAM HEERO: *half-recoils from foreign yellow object* Huh?

LITTLE GIRL RELENA LOOKALIKE WITH LISA BELEY?S VOICE: I?ll give you this flower.

DREAM HEERO: *takes flower, stares at it*

MARY: *dashes off, tail wagging, barks*

LITTLE GIRL RELENA LOOKALIKE WITH LISA BELEY?S VOICE: Wait for me, Mary! You?re making me look bad in front of this super hot guy!

DREAM HEERO: *clicks detonator*

BUILDINGS: *explode*

DREAM HEERO: Mission: Complete. *walks away*

LEO THAT WASN?T SUPPOSED TO BLOW UP: *blows up*

DREAM HEERO: SHIT. *throws down detonator and runs forward*

MARK HILDRETH: *grunts while Heero throws down detonator*

LEO THAT WASN?T SUPPOSED TO BLOW UP: *falls onto apartment building and causes another explosion*

DREAM HEERO: *grunts again with thank to Mark and covers face from heat and smoke*

TEDDY BEAR: *burns*

WHOLE CITY: *goes up in flame*

DREAM HEERO?S EYES: *are wide*

DREAM HEERO?S BREATH: *gasps*

DREAM HEERO?S FLOWER-HOLDING FIST: *shakes*

WHOLE CITY: *is in ash*

TEDDY BEAR: *is burned*

MARY: *lies dead*

MUSIC: *is dramatic*

DIALOGUE: *is not there*

DREAM HEERO: *walks in darkness with Mary in his arms*

DR. J?S VOICE: That?s ludicrous! You?re suggesting the use of a Gundam as a tool for a massacre?!

ANOTHER PROFESSOR: (A/N: Who is talking here, you guys? I was trying to figure it out and was just like I?don?t?know?) THIS IS WAR! It is no big deal sacrificing the general public! Got it?! Now retrain him at once! The humane feeling of kindness is unnecessary for our weapon!

DR. J?S VOICE: You?re right there. But do you really believe Heero Yuy would be pleased if we buried his humanity?

HEERO FANS: AUGH! POOR HEERO!

DUO: Heero! Hey, Heero!
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OUTSIDE HEERO?S HEAD

On the shuttle again.

DUO: Wake up, Heero. Sheesh, you sleep like a freaking log. Didn?t sleep all war, did ya?

HEERO: What is it?

DUO: That psycho kid is about to issue a statement. I figure it?ll be better than listening to Bush talk, so let?s hear it.

MARIEMAIA: We at Colony L3 X-18999, here by wish to declare our independence from the Earth Sphere Unified Nation, and, at the same time, declare war against the nation. I?m the bastard child of Treize Khushrenada.

SALLY: What the hell?!

NOIN: Since when did Treize ever get some?

MARIEMAIA: I?m carrying out my father?s will. It is in the human consciousness to fight.

SOUTHERN HICKS: That?s why we sit out on our back porches with our shotguns.

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IN A BEDROOM

UNNAMED PRESIDENT GUY: But how could you have let this happen? Why couldn?t you have prevented this ahead of time?!

UNNAMED PRESIDENT GUY?S HAT: *is a sleeping cap*

GUNDAM WING FANS: *snicker* Dork.

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IN UNE?S OFFICE

UNE: I already reported on this matter the other day, you ass.

UNNAMED PRESIDENT GUY: I know that, you psycho lady! But I?m giving you money to make it so I don?t have any work to do! Like my role model, Bush!

UNE: I get it, ease off. We?re going all the hell we can, but we?re just a tad lack on the skill. And it seems that these cultists have been going longer than us, so bite my? *gets hanged up on* One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten? *breaths deeply* I can whine like nobody?s business, but there?s pretty much no freaking way we can beat these guys without help? I need drugs!

DOOR: *opens*

UNE: What?!

SHADOWY FIGURE: (Still talks to herself, I see?) Excuse me.

UNE: You?re? OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGOMG!!!!

SHADOWY FIGURE: Quick, give me a code name. And no, please not Phantom of the Opera, it?s happen before, okay? So can I have Wind, which happens to be appropriate for one who puts out ?fires?? *wink wink*

UNE: Uh?M?kay!

SHADOWY FIGURE: *smirks*

FANGIRLS: *swoon*

GUNDAM WING FANS: AUGH!!!!!!!!!! But we thought he was dead!!!!

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HEERO AND DUO?S SHUTTLE

DUO: Almost in Trowa Land, er, the L3 area. How do you suggest we get it, maestro?

HEERO: Let?s go crazy and get some mobile suits, though we could, of course, die while we?re at it.

DUO: That means we fly straight-through. I need to be sober for this, right?

HEERO: It?s the only way.

DUO: Man. Try to use that head a bit, will ya? When we were on Barge, you nearly got us killed like a bajillion times!

HEERO: Do you *really* want to swap war stories right now?

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ON NOIN AND SALLY?S SHUTTLE

SALLY: Crap, some fucktards have decided to be daredevils and fly straight into the mobile suits!

NOIN: Hey, fucktards, talk to me! Get the hell out!

DUO: Yo! Been awhile, up for dinner? I?d always be up for getting YOU drunk, Noin.

SALLY: Figures. *harumphs*

NOIN: Duo! Uh?sorry, I?m still waiting for a ghost to come and haunt me? But if Heero?s there, I might consider it.

HEERO/NOIN FANS: Sweeeet.

DUO: We?re going in for the Christmas booze and bringing some goodies.

SALLY: FUCKTARD OF ALL FUCKTARDS! How can you retaliate without your Gundams, moron?

DUO: Well, we?re kinda on-the-spot guys, so we?ll let you know sometime between getting shot at like mad and crashing into the dock.

SALLY: Oh. ?Kay.

NOIN: Join our team one more time and I will give you free back rubs!

DUO: Really? In that case, I?ll think about it. Well, gotta go. We like to be on time, ya?know. And yeah, if they?re out of booze, don?t blame me?

SALLY: Damn kids.

NOIN: Guess that means we?re on decoy duty. Fun fun.

SALLY: Wheee. We?re backing up a bunch of smartasses.

NOIN: That, and we?re depending on them.

SALLY: Makes me feel better to know they won the war, at least.

DUO: Lookit me be an awesome flying dude! My maneuvering rocks.

HEERO: I was counting on you.

DUO: Ooh, yay.

RABID 1x2x2x1 FANGIRLS: *go crazy*

In short, the music really rules this scene and there?s a bunch of blasting and missile-usage and explosions and Duo shoots a giant thing at a mobile doll and does a crash-landing in the hangar.

HEERO: Good job, you filthy American.

DUO: Yeah? Well, you?re just a dumb Jap.

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ON YET ANOTHER SHIP THAT BELONGS TO QUATRE

QUATRE: Thanks for coming with me, Rashid. I wuv you.

RASHID: No prob, but keep it on the down-low, so I don?t spoil my rep.

QUATRE: It was my fault. Everything my fault! I was just like, ?Hey, guys, let?s be cool and send our Gundam into the sun and destroy the major weapons.?

RASHID: Yeah, that?s a drag, but don?t blame yourself. So let?s just look at the present, kay? Kay.

QUATRE: Of course. Pass me my tea, please.

ABDUL: Master Quatre, can we shoot like lightening and get to the thingy before it all gets fried?

QUATRE: *spouts a lot of stats*

AUDA: It?s gonna be cool, it?s gonna be cool. Remember, I?m a hippie dude.

ABDUL: No, you?re not, I got the glasses. You know what?d be funny? If we went back and there was no more Earth. Talk about hilarious!

QUATRE: ?

ABDUL: Okay, guess not?

QUATRE: I really miss my Arabian pillow beds.

LOYCE: Tee.

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IN THE HANGAR DUO CRASHLANDED INTO

DUO: Some things are just weird. Like how many mobile suits there still are. Crazy, crazy.

MOBILE SUITS: *fight*

DUO: We?ll die if we stay here, you know.

HEERO: Kick a lot of ass, then run. Do it however you want.

DUO: Sweet!

Duo flies forward in his suit and a door opens to reveal another, bigger mobile suit.

DUO: Pretty! *gets shot back*

SCOTT MCNEIL: *grunts a lot*

DUO: Damn, am I gonna die or what? Funny, this guy fights just like Trowa? Holy shit! It IS Trowa! Man, you so SUCK! *fires like crazy, gets shot at some more* Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn!

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In another part of the hangar.

HEERO: *gets jarred* Aw, what the hell? I thought I left Duo with all the grief.

ALTRON: *dragon fangs a Leo*

WUFEI: I?ve always wanted to have a chance to fight you like this.

HEERO: What, do you mean with me in a weaker suit so you have chance of maybe winning?

WUFEI: Right.

HEERO: Oh. Okay. Just checking. By the way, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!

WUFEI: Are you guys doing the right thing, do you think?

HEERO: Boy, tell me you did NOT just question my actions.

WUFEI: No, stupid, I asked if you were doing the right thing!

HEERO: *snarls*

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There?s episode one! The next one, for ?Operation Meteor? will be along sooner or later, depending on the response to this. Please, please leave a review!

[Calla Lily]

Hmm, it's definitely interesting to say the least, and obviously a parody of Endless Waltz. I can't really say much, except that this line had me rolling on the floor with laughter. That, and the repetitive "fire" remarks.

DELEGATE 1: Be very gentle with her. She is my precious. *phantom-like* Christine?

Erik!

[Gundam Girl]

Haha! Sweet, people got it! Thanks for liking Cala Lily! I love Phantom of the Opera, so I felt like throwing it in there. ^_^ I like the fire remarks too.

[Tomorrow]

Oh my goodness! That was freakin' hilarious. I laughed nearly the whole time. Great, just great!

Please continue this, because I can't wait to see what you're going to do with the next two. Awesome job!!!!!!!



~Tomorrow

[Morrighan]

EPIPHANY!!! *crashes into a wall*

Ouch, that hurt.

I just came up with a really good idea for the next section.

MY LJ ICON

[Gundam Girl]

Oh, the one Wicked made? I should totally do something like that! I'll have to make sure Wicked won't mind though. ^^ Thanks for reading, Morri-chan!

[Raspberry]

I truly wish I could watch this! *murmuring* But I think Japanese seiyus were much better than American...

Oh, can we hope for some haooy ending with Heero and Relena?.. You know, the scene when Heero falls and Relena grabs him...

[Calla Lily]

*gasp!* The missing Libra scene! We have to have the missing Libra scene! *goes hysterical*

[Crazygurl]

To answer Rasb, I personally think that although an all-out sex scene between the two is unecessary, I will mention the fact that *GASP* Heero nuzzles Relena's chest in that scene!!!

Certainly something to joke about...

And Calla, perhaps the 'missing Libra scene' will be difficult to include, considering that it didn't happen in Endless Waltz... Am I right?

[Raspberry]

Yeah, but who says it can't be mentioned, right?

And I didn't mean haooy as a haooy, but as a mentioning, you know, something like bookworm does in her fics: e.g. Heero leading Relena somewhere and saying about famous Libra missing scene or something like that

Is it good idea, GG???