Wufei's Secret Fetish
Posted: Mon May 17, 2004 4:10 pm
Yes, another humor fic. I thought of putting it in in torture topic, but decided not to. So, this is a single-shot humor fic. I think you would be enjoy this. I certainly did! 
Title: Wufei's Secret Fetish
Rating: the usual
Pairings: implied usual GW couples
It was the end of another hard-working day. The gang decided to hang out at the Preventer 5 lounge room (being that they are special, they get dibs on a lot of things).
Seated on a love seat were Heero and Relena, who were looking over some of her business papers. Across from the couple were Midii, Trowa, and Dorothy, with the two girls chatting while the Latin pilot listened to the conversation. To the right of the former couple were the three top-ranked women in the Preventer. Across from the three women sat Milliardo and Quatre, who were discussing the day?s itinerary.
Finally the last of the Preventer 5 arrived, unerringly finding the unoccupied chair near the Cape Cod windows while reading a covered book.
This was noticed by Duo and Hilde, who were also sitting near the windows in the other two chairs. Duo shared a look with Hilde. With a grin, Duo began to tease the Chinese pilot.
?Say, Wu-man, what are you reading??
?None of your business.?
Duo got out of his chair and went to the Chinese pilot?s chair, who promptly closed his book.
?Come on, let me see.?
Wufei scowled.
?No.?
By this time, the rest of the group was raptly following along.
The Chinese pilot?s partner spoke up.
?I?ve seen you reading that book throughout the day.?
Quatre nodded his head.
?Well, it is probably a literary book, since he is a scholar.?
There were some affirmative responses to that answer.
Duo, on the other hand, was not satisfied until he can see the evidence for himself.
With quick reflexes, he made a motion of his hand.
The Chinese pilot started, trying to wriggle away from the hand that was tickling his side.
Slyly Duo got the book and dashed across the room.
With a flourish, he took of the book cover and held it up for the group to see.
There were audible gasps.
Then the group stared at the flushed Chinese pilot.
Milliardo raised his eyebrow.
?Well, well.?
Heero stared at his comrade with new eyes.
?It seems you have a secret fetish.?
Hilde clapped her hands.
?This is so great!?
Sally smirked.
?Well I guess I learned something new about you.?
Lady Une made a swift gesture with her hand.
?It seems that he doesn?t hate women after all.?
Duo laughed, clutching his stomach while still holding on to the book.
?I can?t believe that you read romance books, Wufei.?
Quatre defended his comrade.
?Now, Duo. There ARE men who read romance books.?
Duo pointed to Wufei.
?But this is Wufei we are talking about.?
Trowa nodded his head.
?Duo has a good point there. It is surprising that Wufei reads romance book.?
Relena had on a thoughtful look.
?What would be so shocking is if Wufei is an author of romance books.?
The group stared at Wufei, whose color had reddened some more.
Silence.
Midii jumped up and went to the Chinese pilot.
?I can?t believe it! Tell me what name you write under??
Noin followed suit, but this time holding on to the pilot?s hand.
?So tell us which books you wrote. Maybe I read them already.?
The Chinese pilot, realizing that his secret was out, decided to take the only solution available to him (and his pride).
He got his hand out of the older woman?s hold, marched towards Duo, took both the book and the cover, and?
?got out of there.
The group looked at the vacant doorway.
Heero got his laptop out and turned it on.
?He won?t get away.?
The group shared evil smiles.
Duo rubbed his hands together, ideas of humiliation running through his mind.
?I can?t wait.?
Soon the knowledge would get out.
Soon.
THE END
Title: Wufei's Secret Fetish
Rating: the usual
Pairings: implied usual GW couples
It was the end of another hard-working day. The gang decided to hang out at the Preventer 5 lounge room (being that they are special, they get dibs on a lot of things).
Seated on a love seat were Heero and Relena, who were looking over some of her business papers. Across from the couple were Midii, Trowa, and Dorothy, with the two girls chatting while the Latin pilot listened to the conversation. To the right of the former couple were the three top-ranked women in the Preventer. Across from the three women sat Milliardo and Quatre, who were discussing the day?s itinerary.
Finally the last of the Preventer 5 arrived, unerringly finding the unoccupied chair near the Cape Cod windows while reading a covered book.
This was noticed by Duo and Hilde, who were also sitting near the windows in the other two chairs. Duo shared a look with Hilde. With a grin, Duo began to tease the Chinese pilot.
?Say, Wu-man, what are you reading??
?None of your business.?
Duo got out of his chair and went to the Chinese pilot?s chair, who promptly closed his book.
?Come on, let me see.?
Wufei scowled.
?No.?
By this time, the rest of the group was raptly following along.
The Chinese pilot?s partner spoke up.
?I?ve seen you reading that book throughout the day.?
Quatre nodded his head.
?Well, it is probably a literary book, since he is a scholar.?
There were some affirmative responses to that answer.
Duo, on the other hand, was not satisfied until he can see the evidence for himself.
With quick reflexes, he made a motion of his hand.
The Chinese pilot started, trying to wriggle away from the hand that was tickling his side.
Slyly Duo got the book and dashed across the room.
With a flourish, he took of the book cover and held it up for the group to see.
There were audible gasps.
Then the group stared at the flushed Chinese pilot.
Milliardo raised his eyebrow.
?Well, well.?
Heero stared at his comrade with new eyes.
?It seems you have a secret fetish.?
Hilde clapped her hands.
?This is so great!?
Sally smirked.
?Well I guess I learned something new about you.?
Lady Une made a swift gesture with her hand.
?It seems that he doesn?t hate women after all.?
Duo laughed, clutching his stomach while still holding on to the book.
?I can?t believe that you read romance books, Wufei.?
Quatre defended his comrade.
?Now, Duo. There ARE men who read romance books.?
Duo pointed to Wufei.
?But this is Wufei we are talking about.?
Trowa nodded his head.
?Duo has a good point there. It is surprising that Wufei reads romance book.?
Relena had on a thoughtful look.
?What would be so shocking is if Wufei is an author of romance books.?
The group stared at Wufei, whose color had reddened some more.
Silence.
Midii jumped up and went to the Chinese pilot.
?I can?t believe it! Tell me what name you write under??
Noin followed suit, but this time holding on to the pilot?s hand.
?So tell us which books you wrote. Maybe I read them already.?
The Chinese pilot, realizing that his secret was out, decided to take the only solution available to him (and his pride).
He got his hand out of the older woman?s hold, marched towards Duo, took both the book and the cover, and?
?got out of there.
The group looked at the vacant doorway.
Heero got his laptop out and turned it on.
?He won?t get away.?
The group shared evil smiles.
Duo rubbed his hands together, ideas of humiliation running through his mind.
?I can?t wait.?
Soon the knowledge would get out.
Soon.
THE END
I read romance books too! Blame my mum -she got me hooked!
