'Girls'
Posted: Fri May 07, 2004 8:35 pm
I'm taking a breather right now. I'm busy reading bks and don't feel up to writing my CT fic. On the other hand, I decided that mayhap I need to post a humor fic. Thus, here it is.
Title: 'Girls'
Rating: the usual
Pairings: the usual (not my usual, but the usual)
?No, no, no!!!! I refuse!?
?Injustice!?
???
?Well?it really isn?t that bad.?
Wufei and Duo gave Quatre bewildered looks.
?Are you crazy!? they said.
Quatre blushed.
Trowa patted his best friend on the shoulder.
?There, there.?
Finally, Heero spoke.
?You know, THEY won?t let us out of here unless we wore THOSE.?
The five of them stared at the pile of clothes in trepidation.
?You know, Yuy, this is your entire fault!?
Heero raised his eyebrow. ?I wasn?t the only one who built this room.?
The others flushed.
Heero straightened up and went down on his knees.
?Might as well get yourselves ready, ?girls?.?
~*~
All the people in the Preventer headquarters were all spellbound as they watched the numerous screens broadcasting a metal door, which was opening?
A voice spoke from within the room.
?May I present ?Wufina?.?
An Asian ?girl? stepped out of the room.
Gasps could be heard.
?My, my, my. I must say, your man does clean up nicely, Sally.?
?Thank you, Dorothy.?
The voice spoke again.
?Please welcome ?Quatra?.?
Then an Arab princess stepped out.
?So cute!!!?
?And feminine.?
?You know, your man actually looks more like a girl than you, Dorothy.?
?Shut up, Sally.?
?The next one is ?Trina? our Acrobat.?
A Latina ?girl? stepped out.
???
?No words, Midii??
?None.?
The voice spoke again.
??And Persephone the Goddess of Death.?
The Goddess of Death walked out with a grin on ?her? face.
?It is definitely between ?Quatra? and ?Persephone?.?
?I agree.?
Finally, the last one came into view.
Gasps and awed silence could be heard in all the corners of the Preventer headquarters.
The Japanese ?girl? slowly lifted ?her? eyes.
?I, ?H-chan?, bring the end of the show to you.?
With swift movements, ?H-chan? lifted his hand from behind and threw the small knife accurately at the camera.
Then ?her? gaze landed on another girl, whose transfixed gaze remained on ?her?.
With a ?womanly? walk, ?H-chan? went up to the other girl, grabbed her arm, hauled her into ?her? arms, and made a quick getaway from their audience.
Their audience barely heard the exchange between the two.
?Heero!?
?Relena, I?ve been locked there for nearly the whole day. And I?ve missed our NAP very, VERY much.?
The girls left behind blushed.
?Well??
The girls shared a look.
?I must say, I couldn?t believe that ?H-chan? won hands down.?
?Who would have thought that Heero could become a ?woman? so?perfectly.?
?Then again, Heero IS the Perfect Soldier.?
The girls finally noticed the dark aura surrounding them.
?Umm??
?Hilde, babe. I really, REALLY don?t like how you didn?t compliment me about MY efforts to wear this outfit.?
?Woman, you are going to be punished BADLY.?
??You?re in danger?from me.?
?Dorothy?we need to TALK.?
The girls?squirmed.
?Oh.?
The ?girls??SMILED.
The End
Title: 'Girls'
Rating: the usual
Pairings: the usual (not my usual, but the usual)
?No, no, no!!!! I refuse!?
?Injustice!?
???
?Well?it really isn?t that bad.?
Wufei and Duo gave Quatre bewildered looks.
?Are you crazy!? they said.
Quatre blushed.
Trowa patted his best friend on the shoulder.
?There, there.?
Finally, Heero spoke.
?You know, THEY won?t let us out of here unless we wore THOSE.?
The five of them stared at the pile of clothes in trepidation.
?You know, Yuy, this is your entire fault!?
Heero raised his eyebrow. ?I wasn?t the only one who built this room.?
The others flushed.
Heero straightened up and went down on his knees.
?Might as well get yourselves ready, ?girls?.?
~*~
All the people in the Preventer headquarters were all spellbound as they watched the numerous screens broadcasting a metal door, which was opening?
A voice spoke from within the room.
?May I present ?Wufina?.?
An Asian ?girl? stepped out of the room.
Gasps could be heard.
?My, my, my. I must say, your man does clean up nicely, Sally.?
?Thank you, Dorothy.?
The voice spoke again.
?Please welcome ?Quatra?.?
Then an Arab princess stepped out.
?So cute!!!?
?And feminine.?
?You know, your man actually looks more like a girl than you, Dorothy.?
?Shut up, Sally.?
?The next one is ?Trina? our Acrobat.?
A Latina ?girl? stepped out.
???
?No words, Midii??
?None.?
The voice spoke again.
??And Persephone the Goddess of Death.?
The Goddess of Death walked out with a grin on ?her? face.
?It is definitely between ?Quatra? and ?Persephone?.?
?I agree.?
Finally, the last one came into view.
Gasps and awed silence could be heard in all the corners of the Preventer headquarters.
The Japanese ?girl? slowly lifted ?her? eyes.
?I, ?H-chan?, bring the end of the show to you.?
With swift movements, ?H-chan? lifted his hand from behind and threw the small knife accurately at the camera.
Then ?her? gaze landed on another girl, whose transfixed gaze remained on ?her?.
With a ?womanly? walk, ?H-chan? went up to the other girl, grabbed her arm, hauled her into ?her? arms, and made a quick getaway from their audience.
Their audience barely heard the exchange between the two.
?Heero!?
?Relena, I?ve been locked there for nearly the whole day. And I?ve missed our NAP very, VERY much.?
The girls left behind blushed.
?Well??
The girls shared a look.
?I must say, I couldn?t believe that ?H-chan? won hands down.?
?Who would have thought that Heero could become a ?woman? so?perfectly.?
?Then again, Heero IS the Perfect Soldier.?
The girls finally noticed the dark aura surrounding them.
?Umm??
?Hilde, babe. I really, REALLY don?t like how you didn?t compliment me about MY efforts to wear this outfit.?
?Woman, you are going to be punished BADLY.?
??You?re in danger?from me.?
?Dorothy?we need to TALK.?
The girls?squirmed.
?Oh.?
The ?girls??SMILED.
The End
hopefully H-chan changes back into Heero though. For someones sake at least. 
