That's one way to do it...
Posted: Sun May 02, 2004 10:50 am
*****
A government office:
"... and so you see that's why we need your help Vice-Foreign Minister."
"We'll I would have to say..."
*click* "Stop right there."
"You've got to be kidding me..."
"You're coming with me."
"You can't be serious."
"Alright then we'll do it the hard way." Her abductor then proceeded to grab her and carry her over his shoulder.
*****
"Put me down this instant!"
"Sorry, that's not going to happen."
"You won't get away with this!"
"I will, and you know it."
She gave a small grunt in frustration as she was placed in the passenger seat of a '55 Thunder bird. "Well at least you have better taste then most of my captures."
The car pulled in to it's destination and the driver came around to open her door, "are you going to cooperate?"
She simply sat in the car with her arms crossed and glared at him.
"Then we'll keep doing things the hard way." He picked her back up and walked her to the front door, his accomplice opened it and led them down the hallway.
"Pagan!?" She asked shocked after getting a look at who was involved in this.
"I'm terribly sorry Madam, but this is for your own good."
"Don't I get a say in this?"
Her abductor replied, "No."
*****
Back in the government office:
"Call the preventers, The Vice Foreign Minister was just kidnapped!"
"Eh, don't worry about it."
"How can you be so calm about this!? And why didn't you try to stop him? You're supposed to be her bodyguard!"
"Yeah, but I'm not one to get in that guys way, you wouldn't believe how hard he can hit."
"You mean you know who that was!?"
"Oh that's right, your new here, that was her husband, Heero Yuy. He does this at least once a week."
"You can't be serious."
"As serious as my hair is long." The familiar face said with a gleam of mischief in his eyes.
*****
Peacecraft Residence:
"I still can't believe you find it necessary to interrupt meetings to kidnap me just to make sure I eat lunch."
"We'll if you didn't feel the need to cancel our dates through your secretary I wouldn't have to resort to such drastic measures."
She waved dismissively "Alright so now that lunch is over will you please return me to the office?"
"No."
"No?"
"No."
"Why?"
"Desert." He said with a smirk...
A government office:
"... and so you see that's why we need your help Vice-Foreign Minister."
"We'll I would have to say..."
*click* "Stop right there."
"You've got to be kidding me..."
"You're coming with me."
"You can't be serious."
"Alright then we'll do it the hard way." Her abductor then proceeded to grab her and carry her over his shoulder.
*****
"Put me down this instant!"
"Sorry, that's not going to happen."
"You won't get away with this!"
"I will, and you know it."
She gave a small grunt in frustration as she was placed in the passenger seat of a '55 Thunder bird. "Well at least you have better taste then most of my captures."
The car pulled in to it's destination and the driver came around to open her door, "are you going to cooperate?"
She simply sat in the car with her arms crossed and glared at him.
"Then we'll keep doing things the hard way." He picked her back up and walked her to the front door, his accomplice opened it and led them down the hallway.
"Pagan!?" She asked shocked after getting a look at who was involved in this.
"I'm terribly sorry Madam, but this is for your own good."
"Don't I get a say in this?"
Her abductor replied, "No."
*****
Back in the government office:
"Call the preventers, The Vice Foreign Minister was just kidnapped!"
"Eh, don't worry about it."
"How can you be so calm about this!? And why didn't you try to stop him? You're supposed to be her bodyguard!"
"Yeah, but I'm not one to get in that guys way, you wouldn't believe how hard he can hit."
"You mean you know who that was!?"
"Oh that's right, your new here, that was her husband, Heero Yuy. He does this at least once a week."
"You can't be serious."
"As serious as my hair is long." The familiar face said with a gleam of mischief in his eyes.
*****
Peacecraft Residence:
"I still can't believe you find it necessary to interrupt meetings to kidnap me just to make sure I eat lunch."
"We'll if you didn't feel the need to cancel our dates through your secretary I wouldn't have to resort to such drastic measures."
She waved dismissively "Alright so now that lunch is over will you please return me to the office?"
"No."
"No?"
"No."
"Why?"
"Desert." He said with a smirk...
Heero take me away! 
