Blissful Ignorance

Short-fics series where the couple r dared to wear ensembles. Figure out which couple this is (so easy!).

Title: Playbunnies
By: bookworm

The cafeteria was its usual noisy state until?

THEY appeared.

Silence settled on the huge room.

Women gasped.

Men gaped.

The couple paused for a moment, and then began to walk toward the table where their friends were seated.

The woman wore a Playboy bunny ensemble while the man wore similar clothes, with black leather pants, bow tie, cuffs, black vest, and a hat with bunny ears. Both had trays in their hands.

They stopped at their table.

The woman did the BUNNY move (I don?t know what it is called, but it is where the woman puts the drinks on the table w/o bending), which made all the men gulped.

As the tray became empty of drinks, the couple turned around and walked towards the door.

There were catcalls and whistles.

Still walking, the man got his gun from his back while the woman got a small one from her?front.

They aimed randomly on the floor and shot three rounds.

Silence.

The couple paused on the on the doorway. Both gave backward looks towards their friends. Then the man spoke.

?You?re next.?

TBC?

I'll post the next one here and not separately.

Well except for them both drawing weapons at the end it could've been any of them, except 4xD as I doubt that Q has the compousure to pull that kind of display off without a hitch.

True, true. The next one will eliminate one couple. Stay tuned!!!

He-he!!

My best guess is Heero and Relena. I think the gun thing gave it away,

Hm, I'll have to place my bets on Trowa and Midii though... not sure why. Keep it up bookworm!

...HA!!! bunnies!

Hmm... Heero&Relena or Trowa&Midii. Not sure, thought. :-? :-?

Leather?
That made me think of Duo for some reason....
But the guns changed my mind to Heero & Relena (bad girl Rel )
I'll wait for the next one....

WHO CARES WHO IT IS?? I WANT MORE!!!!

Here is the next one!

Title: Strippers
By: bookworm

In the cafeteria, the Preventers stared at the huge round table settled in the middle of the room. The chairs around the table were occupied by the popular couples known in the Preventers.

Under than that, the cafeteria was its usual, noisy?

?until the lights went out.

There were the first signs of pandemonium when one spotlight settled on the doorway. Music blared from the hidden speakers, and the couple began to dance.

Black leather.

Transparent shirts.

Gyrating hips.

Sexy, seductive looks.

And as the couple danced toward the round table, clothes began to slip away.

Total silence emanated from the audience, who were totally spellbound by the couple.

As each garment slipped away, the couple reached the round table. The man and woman went in opposite directions; in total rhythm to the beat of the music, they stepped on vacant chairs and onto the table.

The music ended?

?and the couple was left in the tiniest undergarments seen in mankind, covering only the essentials (and barely, too).

The couple stepped down and retraced their path, gathering the fallen garments into their hands.

Women admired the physical beauty of masculine flesh.

Men drooled at the bounty of feminine proportions.

The couple stopped on the doorway. The woman held up two fingers, and the man held up his thumb.

And the couple left.

TBC?