Blissful Ignorance

Posted: **Sun Apr 11, 2004 10:28 pm**

I wrote this a month or so ago. I finally got the will to post it down. I hope that you enjoy it.

Title: A Little Girl's Best Self-Defense Move
Rating: PG-13 (just for the obvious move)

A little girl was with her baby-sitter during a visit to the bank. While the two where there, a bank robber came. The bank officer had been shot and the people were told to get down on the floor. Hearing the sirens approaching nearer, the robber decided to take a hostage. And he chose the little girl.

The little girl quietly let herself be handled while her pregnant baby-sitter just watched on, feeling hopeless and horrified.

The robber was congratulating himself when the little girl spoke.

?I know the best move to disarm you.?

The robber looked down at the young girl. He smirked. ?Little girl, you can?t bite my hands. I?m wearing gloves.?

The little girl turned around and shook her head. ?I wasn?t about to.?

The robber laughed. ?Then it must be stomping on my feet. Sorry, little girl, but I?m wearing tough boots.?

Again, the little girl shook her head. ?That?s not it either.?

The robber was perplexed. ?Then what is it??

The little girl tugged on the robber?s arm and he dropped it, wondering what the little girl was about to do.

The little girl stood in front of the robber. Then she balled her fist and let her arm fly toward her target.

The bank robber made a small, girlish shriek, dropping his gun, and falling unconsciously on the floor as his eyes rolled upward.

The people looked on in shock as the girl gingerly tapped away the gun from the man?s reach. Then she went to the bank officer and got the man?s handcuffs. Returning to the robber, she tugged on his hands and cuffed him. Then she went to her baby-sitter and sat down next to her, looking like the innocent girl that she is.

By this time the police hand come and where stationed outside. Another car stopped and out stepped two of the highest-ranked Preventer officers. Without stopping, the two officers strode toward the bank.

The little girl caught sight of her father as he appeared and rushed toward him. Meanwhile, the other officer spotted his pregnant wife and went to her.

The little girl?s father, after assessing that his daughter was alright, gave a brief glance around the room to assess the situation. He spotted the robber unconscious on the floor.

His comrade also noticed the robber, and asked the obvious question. ?What happened to him??

The little girl answered truthfully. ?I just gave him my best self-defense move.? She tugged on her father?s sleeve. ?You know, the one I heard you say was a man?s weakest point.?

Her father looked at her. His eyes flashed briefly with emotion before it returned back to its usual mask. He gathers her closer. ?I?m proud of you, hime.?

The little girl beamed with happiness. ?Thank you, Papa.?

The other officer, hearing those words, winced as he caught their meaning. He stared at the robber in sympathy. ?Poor guy. Knowing who her father is, she must have given him a whammy of a punch.?

The little girl, oblivious of the officer?s comment, happily went with her father out of the bank.

THE END

The moral of this story: it is pretty obvious, ne?

Posted: **Sun Apr 11, 2004 10:35 pm**

So cute!

But um who is the lil girl's father?
Heero or Duo?
They are the ones that come to my mind when 'punching' is the subject.
Tell me, I'm clueless. Ok, not completely.

?I?m proud of you, hime.?

Hime? is that her name?
My guess is Hime is Heero's daughter, Duo is the other officer and Hilde is the pregnant baby-sitter?

Great story Bookworm.

Posted: **Mon Apr 12, 2004 4:50 am**

Chibi, hime is "Princess" in Japanese

Great! When I was lil and my brother teased me, I used to do the same as our lil hime

I like this story very,very much!

Good job, bookworm!

Yes, you're right. Characters are just like you said

Posted: **Mon Apr 12, 2004 5:13 am**

Hime? is that her name?

Just an endearment, I guess. But that could make a good name!

Great story! Hehe, i never got to try that though, I'm in a pretty safe neighborhood. Maybe its cause I glare too often.

His eyes flashed briefly with emotion before it returned back to its usual mask.

Heero's the dad, isn't he?

Posted: **Mon Apr 12, 2004 7:39 am**

Thanks Raspberry, didn't know that word.

Haven't come across that word yet.
Silly me should of known, names have capital letters.
Makes sense though, Relena was Queen of the world so..

Posted: **Mon Apr 12, 2004 8:54 am**

Well, I think Heero just called his daughter hime. Every loving Dad calls his Daughter "Princess". And Heero DO love his lil hime, right?...

It was very "warm" story as well, right Witch-chan? Chibi-chan?

Ya know, this is very funny. Heero, the Perfect Soldier, machine with no emotions, is the most loving Dad in the whole wide world, when he hugs/kisses/looks at his children, and the love is even in his eyes... Ahh... *dreamy sigh*...Funny...

Posted: **Mon Apr 12, 2004 9:02 am**

Heero is a "kind hearted guy" Dr j said something like that to Relena in episode 5.
Stupid training!
Lucky Heero is more open and giving up fighting -not giving up in a loser way but now he can finally start living!
*Gives Heero best Dad award, best Pilot award, best sexy guy award and him and Relena best couple award...ETC*

Posted: **Mon Apr 12, 2004 9:20 am**

Chibi, better don't say Heero's sexy when Relena's near...

*gulp*

Posted: **Mon Apr 12, 2004 11:32 am**

I SO needed a good smile right now...

So cute, assuming that Heero is the father and Hilde is the preggy babysitter. Aww!

Posted: **Mon Apr 12, 2004 7:18 pm**

[quote]Chibi, better don't say Heero's sexy when Relena's near... *gulp*/quote]
I gave him an award, didn't say he was but.....

*gives Relena most luckiest girl in the universe award*