How?
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2004 8:24 pm
How the hell does anyone ever find there way around this place??????
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Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2004 8:39 pm
You get lost at first, but you'll learn your way around.
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2004 8:57 pm
Once u find a niche, u'll breeze thru this.
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2004 10:37 pm
Visit this site often, you'll get used to it! 
Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2004 6:04 am
Yeah! That obvious: when you lost-you have to be foundWhite Witch wrote:Visit this site often, you'll get used to it!
Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2004 8:32 am
[quote="Raspberry]Yeah! That obvious: when you lost-you have to be found [/quote]
Isn't that in a churchsong ? "I once was lost but now im found" *smirks* 
[/quote]Isn't that in a churchsong ? "I once was lost but now im found" *smirks*
Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2004 11:53 am
this place.... do you mean the forum....or something bigger. Earth? Life? Well, here's a short about getting lost from my advice column.
Luci-
Hi, I am 17 years old. I am enjoying the comfort of a small town. It is not the least bit scary. However, if I even go to a big town like Rochester, I start having panic attacks. I am seized with fear that, when I go to the mall, I may be separated from my mom-or my friends. I fear-above all else-getting lost. I mean, what would happen to me? Please help me! What should I do if I get lost?
-Labyrinth-phobic
-Dear Phobic
There are things worse than getting lost. There is always getting kidnapped or other such atrocities. But not to worry, there are a few things you can do to keep from getting lost.
1.) Buy a leash and a collar. In this way you can hook yourself up and have a person you are with keep a tight grasp on your whereabouts.
2.) Don?t go anywhere. Leaving the city is out of the question. No college in Plainview? Who cares. There are now on-line colleges-you never have to leave the security of the small town (Or your parents? house.)
If the above steps don?t work and you become separated the following are steps to take to help locate the people you are with:
1.) Find a security guard or the information desk. They can help calm you down and find your party.
2.) Buy a GPS system. When the person you are with is not looking, put a locator thingy in her neck. This way if you get separated from them and don?t know where you are, you can easily hunt them down.
3.) Scream. Scream like there is no tomorrow. If you do it long enough some one is bound to help you find your group so you shut up.
4.) Curl into a little ball on the floor. Cry and wail in desperation. A kind soul will eventually help you out.
I sincerely wish I calmed all your fears.
-Luci
[Disclaimer: The following are fictitious (false) questions from invented people. The answers are, for the most part, not to be taken seriously. Thank you.]
Luci-
Hi, I am 17 years old. I am enjoying the comfort of a small town. It is not the least bit scary. However, if I even go to a big town like Rochester, I start having panic attacks. I am seized with fear that, when I go to the mall, I may be separated from my mom-or my friends. I fear-above all else-getting lost. I mean, what would happen to me? Please help me! What should I do if I get lost?
-Labyrinth-phobic
-Dear Phobic
There are things worse than getting lost. There is always getting kidnapped or other such atrocities. But not to worry, there are a few things you can do to keep from getting lost.
1.) Buy a leash and a collar. In this way you can hook yourself up and have a person you are with keep a tight grasp on your whereabouts.
2.) Don?t go anywhere. Leaving the city is out of the question. No college in Plainview? Who cares. There are now on-line colleges-you never have to leave the security of the small town (Or your parents? house.)
If the above steps don?t work and you become separated the following are steps to take to help locate the people you are with:
1.) Find a security guard or the information desk. They can help calm you down and find your party.
2.) Buy a GPS system. When the person you are with is not looking, put a locator thingy in her neck. This way if you get separated from them and don?t know where you are, you can easily hunt them down.
3.) Scream. Scream like there is no tomorrow. If you do it long enough some one is bound to help you find your group so you shut up.
4.) Curl into a little ball on the floor. Cry and wail in desperation. A kind soul will eventually help you out.
I sincerely wish I calmed all your fears.
-Luci
[Disclaimer: The following are fictitious (false) questions from invented people. The answers are, for the most part, not to be taken seriously. Thank you.]
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:29 am
Yay. thanks for all ur help. i can get around pretty good now. its all goooood.
ROCK ON DUDES!
ROCK ON DUDES!
Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 8:00 am
You getting lost? That's weird. I may not have much of a sense of direction but I never get lost in an Internet Connection; If I did I would be laughed at by the losers at the Blackhackers Academy! I AM the authority when it comes to computer programming & mapping. 
*swells with pride*
GD: Oh, really? I saw you got lost in one of your program mazes & firewalls every once in a while.
saeki: I wasn't lost, I was merely... um... checking the data for viruses *huge sweatdrop accumulates at back of head*
GD: ....Liar....
*swells with pride*GD: Oh, really? I saw you got lost in one of your program mazes & firewalls every once in a while.
saeki: I wasn't lost, I was merely... um... checking the data for viruses *huge sweatdrop accumulates at back of head*
GD: ....Liar....