Blissful Ignorance

Disclaimer: Gundam Wing belongs to rich people in Japan. I am neither in Japan nor rich. If I were rich, I'd certainly be in Japan right now.

Title: Heero, Duo and the Vending Machine
Word Count: 120 exactly
Rating: PG for feminine hygenine product related situations
Pairing: none


Heero stopped abruptly. "I'm not going in there," he vowed.
Duo frowned. "Baby." He grabbed his shirt and dragged Heero through the door marked "Ladies' Room."
"Look! They got a new vending machine, and we didn't!"
Heero examined it. It was a metal box with the sign "Tampax". "What is it?"
Duo shrugged. "Got change?" Heero tossed him quarters. Duo gave him the object.
"Insert applicator inside?" Heero's face turned scarlet.
"Inside where?" Heero yanked Duo's braid and tugged him toward the exit. Sally and Lady Une stood in the doorway.
"What are you doing?" their boss demanded.
"Learning about the female reproductive system?" Heero replied meekly.
"Huh? Heero, what's?" A light went off in Duo's head. "Oh. My. God."

Oh boy. They'll never be able to live this one down if word gets out. How old are they in this piece. Another similar drabble had them as 8 year-olds. What is their age in this? I noticed you refered to Lady Une as their boss, but when in the canon timeline is this disaster?

What is their age in this? I noticed you refered to Lady Une as their boss, but when in the canon timeline is this disaster?

This is post Endless Waltz, so they're around 17 or so and working for the Preventers. That's why Sally's there I would've had Wufei find them all too, but I was out of words.

J Alberghini wrote: That's why Sally's there I would've had Wufei find them all too, but I was out of words.

That's a must see. I would pay dearly to see them 'try' to stutter an explanation to Wufei... Lol... Anyway, I loved it. So funny!

Wufei: *a tick on his forehead* What are you talking about?

Heero: Hn.

Duo: *stares at Wufei* Are you nuts? Didn't you get what Heero said?

Sally & Une: *silence*

bookworm: Wufei needs to be re-learn about sex education.

Sally & Une: Agreed.

*Sally drags Wufei down to school*

Wufei: Woman! Let me go!

bookworm: *shakes head* Poor boy.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!Too funny j. Ablerghini!!!!




Keep it up!!!



Elyn Yuy

*tries to stifle her laughter* Well, normally I'd be falling out of my chair with laughter, but I'm in the computer lab right now in the middle of Japanese class doing "research".... He-he-he.... Loved it!!! Absolutely hilarious!!!

*tries to stifle her laughter* Well, normally I'd be falling out of my chair with laughter, but I'm in the computer lab right now in the middle of Japanese class doing "research"....

Wow you learn Japanese?? * falls of umm bed this time*

Hey J awesome ficcy! Loved it. To hilarious;
LMAO
Kari

OMG. Heero and Duo... Women's toilet! Highly interesting and hilarious! MORE!




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