Blissful Ignorance

Disclaimer: Doesn't everyone already know I don't own squat?

Rating: PG
Genre: Comedy
Word count: 100


Strange Accomplishments



The shot came from the right. Heero, confident in this exercise, reached his hand into her bag, knowing the gun would be in his grasp; he had put it there earlier.

His hand closed on a circular object, and he brandished it, ready to shoot.

He held a tampon.

"HEERO!" Relena hit him.

Duo, in a black mask, raced forward to grab Relena. Heero threw the tampon away like hot coal. It hit the masked man in the chest, causing him to scream and dodge.

"EWW!"

"Mission accomplished," Heero stated.

Une sighed in embarrassment. This drill was supposedly easy. "Again."


AN- I love these things.

Oh boy that was great, if I weren't in a library I'd be on the floor in a fit of laughter.

Good job!

That was great!

Ohoho. Men so react like that to them too... at least all the one's I've known.

But c'mon, it's just some papery substance.... they are so squeamish.

And...



Guys r such wimps when faced w/...

*silence*

That's so true. It's like us with insects or whatever else... Anyway, great drabble, Pax!! I enjoyed it very much.

*laughs hysterically* Ooh... OMF, that would be SO embarrassing... He-he-he!!! Positively evil!!!! Loved it!!

Leave it to Heero to turn a Tampon into a practical weapon.
If I were Heero I'd be like "What the....?" "Where's my gun?" If I were in Duo's place I would've likely broke down laughing histerically on the spot upon realising what had just happened.