Blissful Ignorance

"WHAT?"

"It's just a little favor."

"No."

"But?"

"Send pagan!"

"You want to send a little old man to the store?"

"Better him then me."

"How can you would be that mean!"

"That's not mean, mean is sending a man to get your tampons!"

*****

"Cash or credit?"

"hn." He tossed some money on the counter.

"I need a price check..."

"hn."

*****

"Now was that so bad?"

"Yes."

"What took so long?"

"A price check, I had to go buy a roll of duct tape to regain my dignity."

"And what do you plan to do with it?"

"I'll show you..."

Notes: <insert random disclaimer message>
A scene from a show I happened to remember inspired the duct tape part of this.
Word count: 100

Uh oh, wonder what Heero plans to do with that duct tape!

Ah the wonders of duct tap. *sigh*

Hmm...a man gettin ur tampons.

Oh the humility.

*looks at the boys*

Yeah right. Bring up the torture, minna!

*glares*

But don't even THINK of getting a duct tape.

*looks at Adaon*

But it is still a great idea.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Genius! I loved it!

Ah... the only thing worse is running out of toilet paper.... and even then I don't know if it's worse. Hm.

*cackles* Ooh.... That is positively EVIL!!!! He-he-he... Loved it!! And boys think they know what we women have to go through... They know NOTHING!! Absolutely nothing!!

Thanks for the kind words, This one was hard to do in 100 words, I was going to have Heero blackmail Duo into doing it for him, but there just wasn't enough room.

Wingnut wrote:Uh oh, wonder what Heero plans to do with that duct tape!

The use of the duct tape is left to your imagination.

Morrighan wrote: And boys think they know what we women have to go through... They know NOTHING!!

In compliance with the site name, I'll remain blissfully ignorant thank you.

This is completely irrelevant but if you are bored try a gundam wing word search sometime. http://www.writing.com/main/wordsearche ... _id=185850

How about gagging that diplomatic mouth of hers for a bit



great job!!!

Elyn Yuy

AngelOfDeath wrote:BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Genius! I loved it!

Ah... the only thing worse is running out of toilet paper.... and even then I don't know if it's worse. Hm.

Only if you happen to be on the throne when you realise that you are out. Otherwise it is not that big of a deal. I mean everybody buys TP at some point, right?