Blissful Ignorance

-Feel like 'Superhero-
a humor fic

?Ever so slowly does he slip out of the bushes, a night breeze brushes his smooth metal comrade. Vengeance seeks the air. Yes, he knows it, tonight is his night of victory.?

Slowly, Zero glides in and out of the trees all while it?s pilot dictates every move before he finds his enemy- or at least one of the five. He sneaks, he dodges, not even batman is a match for this shadow of the night.

Ah, the power, the training, the wits and not to mention, goddamn good looks.

Heero hears a rumbled to his right, which could either be two things: A, Duo?s stomach, or B, the ?enemy. Ah, objective? Get around the bush before the sound comes closer.?

With a quick dive of silence, Heero maneuvers Zero behind a group of trees and waits in a shaky breath as the thundering ?thunders? closer. At first it was hard to tell, but Heero?s trained eyes caught on to the sheer black metal that was moving against the black sky.

He doesn?t even suspect the lurking eyes behind his fatal mistake. He doesn?t even realize the movement of my sword or the pace of my skill.

The black metal moved out of sight but he didn?t care. The enemy was retreating.

?He moves, captivated by his own stupidity as all Americans do. He doesn?t expect the dark angel around the trees. He moves, he runs, he gets ready and he??

?TAG!?

Heero gripped on to his seat as the Gundam shook violently.

Silence hung like a muted blanket until a shrieking Duo came over the intercom.

?Your it!!!?

Heero stood there dumbfounded as he watched Duo, or should we say Deathscythe tally across the open field running like a maniac on ice.

Heero blinked.

?What? How? You son of a bitch! Cheater!? Heero accused. How could Duo have possibly known where he was? He had been so smooth, so precise, so mysterious?so?dark angel like with his smooth dark hair that no one could resist.

He would flash his toothpaste smile later, in front of the mirror, mind you.

?Cheater?? Duo?s face popped up on the screen provoking a small groan from the defeated foe. ?Heero buddy, you should really turn off your intercom. Your narration gave away a bit too much?

Heero ignored the heat that flared up his neck and blotched his cheeks. With only a beep to signalize, Wufie?s face popped up on the screen as well. ?Dark angel? Can you get anymore original than that? Where?s the justice in Dark Angel, I mean really Heero, can?t you-?

?Wufie stop. I thought it was rather amusing. Heero, have you ever thought about writing your own comic book? I mean really that?s a good living.? Even over the intercom Heero could hear the smile in Quatre?s voice.

?If you ask me I?d prefer Crept Angel. You just don?t hear names like that anymore.?

?Well no one asked you now did they Trowa? Duo made a cannibal sigh and rolled his eyes while he spoke to Heero again. ?You know what, they just don?t anything about superheros anymore.? Duo glanced left and right and then leaned closer whispering. ?Hey buddy, you can tell me. Do you have your underwear over your pants? That always puts me in the macho mood.?

Heero cursed silently as the other men laughed.

?That?s it. Current mission. To beat the living hell out of you guys.?

?No, the deal was tag with your saber beam. That?s it.?

?Tag my ass. I?m going to tag your gundams to the ground.?

?What? We?re playing rugby now?? Wufie perked up. He was always one for physical action.

Heero smiled darkly. ?Call it what you will. Just don?t cry mercy.?

Trowa shrugged. ?Fine fine, but loser has to do the repairs on all five gundams.? With a snort or shrug of agreement the other four ran like a bat out of hell to their safty spots.

Heero grinned slowly. ?He moves, he slides, he?s, the dark angel.?

With all the rustling with his oh so smooth movements he didn?t hear the muffled laughs across the speakers nor did he see the switch on for his intercom.

But no one said anything. Heero?s narration always made things more?interesting.




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This fic was inspired from my midnight escape to the refridgerator for a snack. I hadn't even realized that I was narrating each move like I was batman until I had the cheese half way to my mouth....

I know, I'm a freak but hey, it does inspire me.

And yes, I know this was all OOC but hey, humor? Bend the rules? Laugh a little?

Narrating as you ate cheese?? ^^;; hehe. This was really original, I guess, cause I've never read anything like this. I love your stlye and all your stories!!! Hm I wonder if I've ever done any invoulntary narration...

This was funny! Whatever floats your boat, dude =)

*laughs hysterically* Oh my Goddess, that's hilarious.... I bet he could make tons of money writing his own comic...

Great job!!

Funny! What an original humour fic! Never read one like it! Poor Heero forgetting to turn off his intercom... Great job!

That was fabulous. I could really see it. And I hope Heero did have his underwear outside of his pants.

Shev.

Fabulous.

I love you.


I think that says it all, so good day.

Incredibly amusing!!!

Ugh....so bad. Dude, I like wrote this before the site was run by Rose- years and years ago. It says I posted it on the 25 of june...I think I might of updated it...anyways, I thought no one would see it ever again....so humiliating. Worse thing I've ever written. I was bored. Don't think too bad of me.

Ugh......I can't remember what I was thinking...geesh

I think it's wonderful. You're being too hard on yourself. You should see my first fic...*cowers* Actually, the other day I got my FIRST REVIEW for it...It was even under a different pen name...Really cool...

Anyway, I liked it.

*glomps*