Blissful Ignorance

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2003 3:32 pm**

Disclaimer: Gundam Wing isn't mine. Yoriko is, though I'd be lying if I said I thought of the name all by myself.

Title: The Benefits of Having an Intelligent Mother
Word Count: 114
Rating: G
Pairing: 1+R (cloudy, with a chance of divorce)

The Benefits of Having an Intelligent Mother

"You're so lucky!" A voice moaned over the phone. "Your first date!"
"Hmm." The blonde appeared calm, but her eyes were filled with excitement. Any normal fourteen-year- old would've been jumping up and down. Of course, Yoriko Yuy wasn't exactly normal.
"How'd you convince your dad?" her friend asked curiously.
"Mom did it! Ain't she the coolest?" That was probably the last time in her teenage life she'd say those words.

Meanwhile?

"Argh!" Heero Yuy cried out in frustration. His wrists were handcuffed to a pipe above him. Strong as he was, they wouldn't budge. "Hoisted by my own metallic alloy," he complained. And though his wife couldn't hear, he screamed, "I'll kill you!"

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2003 4:27 pm**

Evil. Pure evil. :evil:

I luv it!

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2003 4:32 pm**

Evil. Pure evil.

I luv it!

Hang on. I want to clarify that I luv the drabble, but feel bad about the divorce thing.

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2003 4:39 pm**

Good job! Very funny. Heero in handcuffs... *drool*

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2003 9:24 pm**

hilarious

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2003 11:26 pm**

Too good. Definitely a unique 'measure'.

Posted: **Wed Oct 22, 2003 8:14 am**

He-he-he.... Go Relena!!!

Got Heero deliciously trussed up there.... *drool*

Posted: **Tue Oct 28, 2003 5:51 pm**

lol........................thats genius

Posted: **Tue Nov 11, 2003 7:41 pm**

That'll teach Heero his place in the household.....

Blissful Ignorance

The Benefits of Having an Intelligent Mother (Drabble #10)

The Benefits of Having an Intelligent Mother (Drabble #10)